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The first time |
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I saw the descendents, they were the fastest band |
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I'd ever seen |
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No one in the crowd really cared for them, we were waiting for the ally cats to play |
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After a couple months |
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I heard kabuki girl, on rodney on the roo late sunday night |
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That was enough for me, |
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I hopped the bus to licorice pizza and baught my all time favorite record |
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The next time |
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I went to the whiskey, it was doa with millions of dead cops |
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The latter band played faster than |
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I could believe |
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But the songs sounded the same and kinda sucked'cept john wayne was a nazi, and joey shithead was a drunk |
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Then john macias beat some hippie to a pulp, 'cause having long hair was a mistake |
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The third time |
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I went to the hospital, |
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I needed 13 stitches in my head |
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I managed to catch about 6 songs of ill repute, then some suicidal threw me into a post |
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My girlfriend started to cry 'cause we had to leave before dri played 50 lousy songs |
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My blood stained shirt smelled of clove cigarettes |
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But it sure looked pretty cool after a wash |
