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It's kinda hard to wear high heels, or slip on banana peels |
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How does she get in and out of tubs |
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I hope she dont get mad, |
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I hope she thinks this song is good not bad |
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Cause we think that she's totally rad, she's nubs. |
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No fingers, no toes, she doesn't own elbows, |
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No phalanges no knobby knees to knock |
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She don't need knuckles or hands to go see punk rock bands |
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She's always in the stands, she's nubs |
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She can't pick up a phone, she can't get dressed alone |
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She's got no funny bone, she's nubs |
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No shoes for feet but we sure do think she's neat, she's nubs, she's nubs, she's nubs. |
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I asked her if she want a drink, |
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I asked her if she liked |
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Toronto, I asked her to go out to the bar, but all she said was no thanks, no and no |
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It was time for us to leave, so |
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I grabbed and shook her sleeve and told her |
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I'd see her at the next club she got into a pack and some guy put her on his back, she said goodbye and kinda waved her stub |
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She's got beauitful eyes, and breasts regular size, but without calves and thighs, she's nubs |
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It's hard to give good head or get tied to a bed, when all you've got is a body and head, she's nubs |
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She's nubs, |
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She's nubs, |
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She's nubs... |
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Oh she may not walk the walk, and she may not like to talk |
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But boy she sure knows how to rock, she's nubs. |
