| Song | I Wanna Be an Alcoholic |
| Artist | NOFX |
| Album | They've Actually Gotten Worse Live |
| I wanna be an alcoholic | |
| I wanna be co-drug dependant | |
| Wanna be sedated most of the time | |
| I wanna sing, | |
| I wanna dance | |
| I wanna pass out and wet my pants | |
| I wanna be an alcoholic man! |