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Johnny has a problem |
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Johnny is out of control |
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He had a T |
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V party With the kids of the black hole |
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Stealing people's mail |
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And lynching the landlord |
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Things to do when angry, young and bored |
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Johnny was only a lad |
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Johnny hates the scene |
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First he hit an old man |
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Then he hit and run |
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Pauline The record player spinning the best times |
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I never had |
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So why do my old records make me sad? |
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Cause they're so bad |
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And no one seems to understand |
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The glory of guitar |
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When out of tune |
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The off timing |
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The singers who can't sing |
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The beauty of flaw |
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He's a teenage vegetable |
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Listens to last resort |
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He's got P |
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CP in his veins |
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He lives inside a quart |
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Johnny is a punk rocker |
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Johnny is he queer? |
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Johnny needed two bags |
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And a car to commandeer |
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Johnny wasn't liked much |
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But he had a lot of friends |
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Waits on stage eating ludes |
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A mindless brainwashed pig |
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Johnny was a good man |
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Till the day that he got shot |
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He had a jacked up chevy |
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That could blow you off the spot |
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Johnny always leaves |
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More than he takes |
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Forgets a couple chords |
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Forgets a couple breaks |
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Johnny says he's bound |
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By only six strings to this world |
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Johnny Quest hates sellout bands |
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And Johnny puke snorts |
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Ritalin And |
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Johnny is an angry amputee |
