I Wanna Be an Alcoholic

I Wanna Be an Alcoholic

Song I Wanna Be an Alcoholic
Artist NOFX
Album The Longest EP

Lyrics

I wanna be an alcoholic
I wanna be co-drug dependent
I wanna be sedated most of the time
I wanna sing,
I wanna dance
I wanna pass out and wet my pants
I wanna be an alcoholic man