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You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch |
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You really are a heel |
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You're as cuddly as a cactus |
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You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch |
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You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel |
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You're a monster, Mr. Grinch |
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Your heart's an empty hole |
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Your brain is full of spiders |
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You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch |
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I wouldn't touch you with a |
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Thirty nine and a half foot pole |
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You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch |
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You're a nasty, wasty skunk |
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Your heart is full of unwashed socks |
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Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch |
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Three words that best describe you |
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Are as follows and I quote, "Stink! Stank! Stunk!" |
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You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch |
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With a nauseous super naus |
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You're a crooked, jerky jocky |
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And you drive a crooked horse, Mr. Grinch |
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You're a three decker sauerkraut |
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And toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce |
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You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch |
