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(Intro) |
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Yo, it's Scrooge... Scrooge |
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Scrooge is up in here...ho ho ho!!! |
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(Chorus) |
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I wish you a merry crucifixion, I wish you would get a new religion |
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I wish you a merry crucifixion, and a crappy new year |
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(Verse) |
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Jesus ain't nuttin but a corpse to me, who is he |
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Come over G and a pair of scrotums hangin off the tree |
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Choke the Messiah, chop off your member |
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And then I'll roast your nuts over an open fire |
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Your jiggolo's big piccolo stick'll grow |
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When I'm swappin spit with a hoe under the missile toe |
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Yo, I'll get under this chicks clothes |
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You'll be one dead slob after your neck's clogged with egg nog, choke |
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The night before Christmas, you're feelin the essence |
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Break in your crib, I got a posse of midgets stealin your presents |
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Right through the chimney, you think we're rotten |
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We're takin everything you got, kid down to every stinking stocking |
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Robbin' you in a Santa suit, strippin you like a dancer's boot |
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Santa Clause is dead, you'll die from cancer, duke |
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I'm Dreamin of a White Christmas, I sniff this 8-ball of coke |
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Then knock on your door like Jehovah Witness, holdin a biscuit |
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Leave you a bleeding sinner |
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I'm hunting randier, Rudolf will get eaten for dinner |
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He got a red nose gushing from all the bullet holes |
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I got a deer cookin, don't stuff yourself full of rolls |
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While the world's infested with diseases |
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Let's be happy, kick back and celebrate the death of Jesus |
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The miricle on 44th street, is now on 42nd street |
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When Mrs. Clause is suckin raw meat |
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To the records beat, so suck my candy cane 'till I need a vasectomy |
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Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse |
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'Cause you're all dead |
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There's air in the room but none of you are breathing it out |
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(Chorus) |
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Merry crucifixion, I wish you would get a new religion |
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I wish you a merry crucifixion, and a crappy new year |
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I said violent night, unholy night |
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(Outro) |
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On the first day of Christmas, I do my savory |
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Your cartilage is teared, G |
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I'm Scrooge, you all die!!! |
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ho ho ho ho ho ho ho HO HOEESSS!!! |
