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Song 恐怖喔
Artist L.A.四贱客
Album 我很贱　但是我要你幸福

Lyrics

[00:17.68] 中国人怕鬼
[00:20.36] 西洋人也怕鬼
[00:22.65] 但是全世界最怕台湾人
[00:25.50] 恐怖喔 恐怖到了极点喔
[00:30.48]
[00:31.62] 我是来自外国的歌星
[00:33.66] 他们都叫我老外
[00:35.22] 我要介绍一个恐怖的地方
[00:37.62] 名字叫台湾
[00:38.99] 刚到台湾的时候
[00:40.51] 老李亲自来机场接我
[00:42.35] 突然有人向他泼红墨水
[00:44.47] 连我也搞得一身红
[00:46.12] 老李旁边站着名叫阿扁的朋友
[00:49.45] 他最擅长唱歌
[00:51.37] 后来还当上了总统
[00:53.36] 老李用他的专用直昇机来接我
[00:56.81] 结果直昇机还没落地
[00:58.96] 就把树木房子都吹走
[01:01.23]
[01:01.42] 恐怖喔 恐怖喔
[01:03.67] 这每天都是恶梦
[01:04.83] 恐怖喔 恐怖喔
[01:06.76] 不知其他人怎么生活
[01:08.46] 恐怖喔 恐怖喔
[01:10.24] 为什么别人都不愁
[01:12.40] I服了YOU
[01:13.25] I怕了YOU
[01:14.09] 打从内心崇拜了YOU
[01:15.99]
[01:16.24] 听说台湾的大桥会无缘无故地断掉
[01:19.21] 想要快点通过的时候就给我真的断掉
[01:22.92] 我站在溪流中旁边的人都不来救我
[01:26.65] 他们都说不是他们责任而且工具都坏掉
[01:30.36] 后来直昇机靠近我一样掉入水里头
[01:34.01] 实况全部被记者拍到电视一直直重拨真糗
[01:38.04] 好不容易游回了岸上全身起满了水泡
[01:41.37] 因为听说河的上游有工厂在乱倒废料
[01:44.98]
[01:45.23] 恐怖喔 恐怖喔
[01:47.69] 讲到我全身发抖
[01:48.82] 恐怖喔 恐怖喔
[01:50.88] 讲到我都屁滚尿流
[01:52.94] 恐怖喔 恐怖喔
[01:54.44] 对你们实在没法度
[01:56.63] 我好难过 我好难受
[01:58.19] 我怕到全身最痛
[01:59.76]
[01:59.99] 恐怖喔 恐怖喔
[02:01.79] 这每天都是恶梦
[02:03.43] 恐怖喔 恐怖喔
[02:05.42] 不知其他人怎么生活
[02:07.49] 恐怖喔 恐怖喔
[02:09.20] 为什么别人都不愁
[02:11.10] I服了YOU I怕了YOU
[02:12.74] 打从内心崇拜YOU
[02:22.03] <有那么严重吗?>
[02:29.72]
[02:30.06] 好不容易把我的专辑做完
[02:32.06] 去逛路边摊
[02:33.44] 发现我的专辑还没出来
[02:35.72] 盗版已经开始卖
[02:37.30] 我才第一张专辑
[02:38.76] 他们就有我的精选辑
[02:40.71] 原来盗版商把别人的歌
[02:42.85] 放在里面真是厉害
[02:44.11] CD封面是我跟阿诺的合成照
[02:47.73] 还有总统浮在后面当我的背景
[02:51.38] 网路已经开始传我的MP3
[02:55.31] 这样台湾的音乐人怎么能活得下去
[02:58.83]
[02:59.10] 恐怖喔 恐怖喔
[03:01.37] 讲到我全身发抖
[03:02.92] 恐怖喔 恐怖喔
[03:05.00] 讲到我都屁滚尿流
[03:06.86] 恐怖喔 恐怖喔
[03:08.48] 对你们实在没法度
[03:10.54] 我好难过 我好难受
[03:12.25] 我怕到全身都最痛
[03:14.20]
[03:14.68] 恐怖喔 恐怖喔
[03:16.03] 这每天都是恶梦
[03:17.63] 恐怖喔 恐怖喔
[03:19.95] 不知其他人怎么生活
[03:21.39] 恐怖喔 恐怖喔
[03:23.74] 为什么别人都不愁
[03:25.08] I服了YOU I怕了YOU
[03:26.88] 打从内心崇拜YOU
[03:28.62]
[03:28.86] 唉 此地不宜久留
[03:32.46] 我还是赶快离开这里吧
[03:35.74] 再见 SAYONARA CIAO
[03:40.97] BYE-BYE GOOD-BYE

Pinyin

[00:17.68] zhōng guó rén pà guǐ
[00:20.36] xī yáng rén yě pà guǐ
[00:22.65] dàn shì quán shì jiè zuì pà tái wān rén
[00:25.50] kǒng bù ō kǒng bù dào le jí diǎn ō
[00:30.48]
[00:31.62] wǒ shì lái zì wài guó de gē xīng
[00:33.66] tā men dōu jiào wǒ lǎo wài
[00:35.22] wǒ yào jiè shào yí gè kǒng bù de dì fāng
[00:37.62] míng zì jiào tái wān
[00:38.99] gāng dào tái wān de shí hòu
[00:40.51] lǎo lǐ qīn zì lái jī chǎng jiē wǒ
[00:42.35] tū rán yǒu rén xiàng tā pō hóng mò shuǐ
[00:44.47] lián wǒ yě gǎo dé yī shēn hóng
[00:46.12] lǎo lǐ páng biān zhàn zhe míng jiào a biǎn de péng yǒu
[00:49.45] tā zuì shàn cháng chàng gē
[00:51.37] hòu lái huán dāng shàng le zǒng tǒng
[00:53.36] lǎo lǐ yòng tā de zhuān yòng zhí shēng jī lái jiē wǒ
[00:56.81] jié guǒ zhí shēng jī hái mò luò dì
[00:58.96] jiù bǎ shù mù fáng zǐ dōu chuī zǒu
[01:01.23]
[01:01.42] kǒng bù ō kǒng bù ō
[01:03.67] zhè měi tiān dū shì è mèng
[01:04.83] kǒng bù ō kǒng bù ō
[01:06.76] bù zhī qí tā rén zěn me shēng huó
[01:08.46] kǒng bù ō kǒng bù ō
[01:10.24] wèi shí me bié rén dōu bù chóu
[01:12.40] I fú le YOU
[01:13.25] I pà le YOU
[01:14.09] dǎ cóng nèi xīn chóng bài le YOU
[01:15.99]
[01:16.24] tīng shuō tái wān de dà qiáo huì wú yuán wú gù dì duàn diào
[01:19.21] xiǎng yào kuài diǎn tōng guò de shí hòu jiù gěi wǒ zhēn de duàn diào
[01:22.92] wǒ zhàn zài xī liú zhōng páng biān de rén dōu bù lái jiù wǒ
[01:26.65] tā men dōu shuō bú shì tā men zé rèn ér qiě gōng jù dōu huài diào
[01:30.36] hòu lái zhí shēng jī kào jìn wǒ yí yàng diào rù shuǐ lǐ tou
[01:34.01] shí kuàng quán bù bèi jì zhě pāi dào diàn shì yī zhí zhí zhòng bō zhēn qiǔ
[01:38.04] hǎo bù róng yì yóu huí le àn shàng quán shēn qǐ mǎn le shuǐ pào
[01:41.37] yīn wèi tīng shuō hé de shàng yóu yǒu gōng chǎng zài luàn dào fèi liào
[01:44.98]
[01:45.23] kǒng bù ō kǒng bù ō
[01:47.69] jiǎng dào wǒ quán shēn fā dǒu
[01:48.82] kǒng bù ō kǒng bù ō
[01:50.88] jiǎng dào wǒ dōu pì gǔn niào liú
[01:52.94] kǒng bù ō kǒng bù ō
[01:54.44] duì nǐ men shí zài méi fǎ dù
[01:56.63] wǒ hǎo nán guò wǒ hǎo nán shòu
[01:58.19] wǒ pà dào quán shēn zuì tòng
[01:59.76]
[01:59.99] kǒng bù ō kǒng bù ō
[02:01.79] zhè měi tiān dū shì è mèng
[02:03.43] kǒng bù ō kǒng bù ō
[02:05.42] bù zhī qí tā rén zěn me shēng huó
[02:07.49] kǒng bù ō kǒng bù ō
[02:09.20] wèi shí me bié rén dōu bù chóu
[02:11.10] I fú le YOU I pà le YOU
[02:12.74] dǎ cóng nèi xīn chóng bài YOU
[02:22.03] yǒu nà me yán zhòng ma?
[02:29.72]
[02:30.06] hǎo bù róng yì bǎ wǒ de zhuān jí zuò wán
[02:32.06] qù guàng lù biān tān
[02:33.44] fā xiàn wǒ de zhuān jí hái méi chū lái
[02:35.72] dào bǎn yǐ jīng kāi shǐ mài
[02:37.30] wǒ cái dì yī zhāng zhuān jí
[02:38.76] tā men jiù yǒu wǒ de jīng xuǎn jí
[02:40.71] yuán lái dào bǎn shāng bǎ bié rén de gē
[02:42.85] fàng zài lǐ miàn zhēn shì lì hài
[02:44.11] CD fēng miàn shì wǒ gēn a nuò de hé chéng zhào
[02:47.73] hái yǒu zǒng tǒng fú zài hòu miàn dāng wǒ de bèi jǐng
[02:51.38] wǎng lù yǐ jīng kāi shǐ chuán wǒ de MP3
[02:55.31] zhè yàng tái wān de yīn yuè rén zěn me néng huó dé xià qù
[02:58.83]
[02:59.10] kǒng bù ō kǒng bù ō
[03:01.37] jiǎng dào wǒ quán shēn fā dǒu
[03:02.92] kǒng bù ō kǒng bù ō
[03:05.00] jiǎng dào wǒ dōu pì gǔn niào liú
[03:06.86] kǒng bù ō kǒng bù ō
[03:08.48] duì nǐ men shí zài méi fǎ dù
[03:10.54] wǒ hǎo nán guò wǒ hǎo nán shòu
[03:12.25] wǒ pà dào quán shēn dōu zuì tòng
[03:14.20]
[03:14.68] kǒng bù ō kǒng bù ō
[03:16.03] zhè měi tiān dū shì è mèng
[03:17.63] kǒng bù ō kǒng bù ō
[03:19.95] bù zhī qí tā rén zěn me shēng huó
[03:21.39] kǒng bù ō kǒng bù ō
[03:23.74] wèi shí me bié rén dōu bù chóu
[03:25.08] I fú le YOU I pà le YOU
[03:26.88] dǎ cóng nèi xīn chóng bài YOU
[03:28.62]
[03:28.86] āi cǐ dì bù yí jiǔ liú
[03:32.46] wǒ hái shì gǎn kuài lí kāi zhè lǐ ba
[03:35.74] zài jiàn SAYONARA CIAO
[03:40.97] BYEBYE GOODBYE