Song | 恐怖喔 |
Artist | L.A.四贱客 |
Album | 我很贱 但是我要你幸福 |
Download | Image LRC TXT |
[00:17.68] | 中国人怕鬼 |
[00:20.36] | 西洋人也怕鬼 |
[00:22.65] | 但是全世界最怕台湾人 |
[00:25.50] | 恐怖喔 恐怖到了极点喔 |
[00:30.48] | |
[00:31.62] | 我是来自外国的歌星 |
[00:33.66] | 他们都叫我老外 |
[00:35.22] | 我要介绍一个恐怖的地方 |
[00:37.62] | 名字叫台湾 |
[00:38.99] | 刚到台湾的时候 |
[00:40.51] | 老李亲自来机场接我 |
[00:42.35] | 突然有人向他泼红墨水 |
[00:44.47] | 连我也搞得一身红 |
[00:46.12] | 老李旁边站着名叫阿扁的朋友 |
[00:49.45] | 他最擅长唱歌 |
[00:51.37] | 后来还当上了总统 |
[00:53.36] | 老李用他的专用直昇机来接我 |
[00:56.81] | 结果直昇机还没落地 |
[00:58.96] | 就把树木房子都吹走 |
[01:01.23] | |
[01:01.42] | 恐怖喔 恐怖喔 |
[01:03.67] | 这每天都是恶梦 |
[01:04.83] | 恐怖喔 恐怖喔 |
[01:06.76] | 不知其他人怎么生活 |
[01:08.46] | 恐怖喔 恐怖喔 |
[01:10.24] | 为什么别人都不愁 |
[01:12.40] | I服了YOU |
[01:13.25] | I怕了YOU |
[01:14.09] | 打从内心崇拜了YOU |
[01:15.99] | |
[01:16.24] | 听说台湾的大桥会无缘无故地断掉 |
[01:19.21] | 想要快点通过的时候就给我真的断掉 |
[01:22.92] | 我站在溪流中旁边的人都不来救我 |
[01:26.65] | 他们都说不是他们责任而且工具都坏掉 |
[01:30.36] | 后来直昇机靠近我一样掉入水里头 |
[01:34.01] | 实况全部被记者拍到电视一直直重拨真糗 |
[01:38.04] | 好不容易游回了岸上全身起满了水泡 |
[01:41.37] | 因为听说河的上游有工厂在乱倒废料 |
[01:44.98] | |
[01:45.23] | 恐怖喔 恐怖喔 |
[01:47.69] | 讲到我全身发抖 |
[01:48.82] | 恐怖喔 恐怖喔 |
[01:50.88] | 讲到我都屁滚尿流 |
[01:52.94] | 恐怖喔 恐怖喔 |
[01:54.44] | 对你们实在没法度 |
[01:56.63] | 我好难过 我好难受 |
[01:58.19] | 我怕到全身最痛 |
[01:59.76] | |
[01:59.99] | 恐怖喔 恐怖喔 |
[02:01.79] | 这每天都是恶梦 |
[02:03.43] | 恐怖喔 恐怖喔 |
[02:05.42] | 不知其他人怎么生活 |
[02:07.49] | 恐怖喔 恐怖喔 |
[02:09.20] | 为什么别人都不愁 |
[02:11.10] | I服了YOU I怕了YOU |
[02:12.74] | 打从内心崇拜YOU |
[02:22.03] | <有那么严重吗?> |
[02:29.72] | |
[02:30.06] | 好不容易把我的专辑做完 |
[02:32.06] | 去逛路边摊 |
[02:33.44] | 发现我的专辑还没出来 |
[02:35.72] | 盗版已经开始卖 |
[02:37.30] | 我才第一张专辑 |
[02:38.76] | 他们就有我的精选辑 |
[02:40.71] | 原来盗版商把别人的歌 |
[02:42.85] | 放在里面真是厉害 |
[02:44.11] | CD封面是我跟阿诺的合成照 |
[02:47.73] | 还有总统浮在后面当我的背景 |
[02:51.38] | 网路已经开始传我的MP3 |
[02:55.31] | 这样台湾的音乐人怎么能活得下去 |
[02:58.83] | |
[02:59.10] | 恐怖喔 恐怖喔 |
[03:01.37] | 讲到我全身发抖 |
[03:02.92] | 恐怖喔 恐怖喔 |
[03:05.00] | 讲到我都屁滚尿流 |
[03:06.86] | 恐怖喔 恐怖喔 |
[03:08.48] | 对你们实在没法度 |
[03:10.54] | 我好难过 我好难受 |
[03:12.25] | 我怕到全身都最痛 |
[03:14.20] | |
[03:14.68] | 恐怖喔 恐怖喔 |
[03:16.03] | 这每天都是恶梦 |
[03:17.63] | 恐怖喔 恐怖喔 |
[03:19.95] | 不知其他人怎么生活 |
[03:21.39] | 恐怖喔 恐怖喔 |
[03:23.74] | 为什么别人都不愁 |
[03:25.08] | I服了YOU I怕了YOU |
[03:26.88] | 打从内心崇拜YOU |
[03:28.62] | |
[03:28.86] | 唉 此地不宜久留 |
[03:32.46] | 我还是赶快离开这里吧 |
[03:35.74] | 再见 SAYONARA CIAO |
[03:40.97] | BYE-BYE GOOD-BYE |
[00:17.68] | zhong guo ren pa gui |
[00:20.36] | xi yang ren ye pa gui |
[00:22.65] | dan shi quan shi jie zui pa tai wan ren |
[00:25.50] | kong bu o kong bu dao le ji dian o |
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[00:31.62] | wo shi lai zi wai guo de ge xing |
[00:33.66] | ta men dou jiao wo lao wai |
[00:35.22] | wo yao jie shao yi ge kong bu de di fang |
[00:37.62] | ming zi jiao tai wan |
[00:38.99] | gang dao tai wan de shi hou |
[00:40.51] | lao li qin zi lai ji chang jie wo |
[00:42.35] | tu ran you ren xiang ta po hong mo shui |
[00:44.47] | lian wo ye gao de yi shen hong |
[00:46.12] | lao li pang bian zhan zhe ming jiao a bian de peng you |
[00:49.45] | ta zui shan chang chang ge |
[00:51.37] | hou lai huan dang shang le zong tong |
[00:53.36] | lao li yong ta de zhuan yong zhi sheng ji lai jie wo |
[00:56.81] | jie guo zhi sheng ji hai mo luo di |
[00:58.96] | jiu ba shu mu fang zi dou chui zou |
[01:01.23] | |
[01:01.42] | kong bu o kong bu o |
[01:03.67] | zhe mei tian du shi e meng |
[01:04.83] | kong bu o kong bu o |
[01:06.76] | bu zhi qi ta ren zen me sheng huo |
[01:08.46] | kong bu o kong bu o |
[01:10.24] | wei shi me bie ren dou bu chou |
[01:12.40] | I fu le YOU |
[01:13.25] | I pa le YOU |
[01:14.09] | da cong nei xin chong bai le YOU |
[01:15.99] | |
[01:16.24] | ting shuo tai wan de da qiao hui wu yuan wu gu di duan diao |
[01:19.21] | xiang yao kuai dian tong guo de shi hou jiu gei wo zhen de duan diao |
[01:22.92] | wo zhan zai xi liu zhong pang bian de ren dou bu lai jiu wo |
[01:26.65] | ta men dou shuo bu shi ta men ze ren er qie gong ju dou huai diao |
[01:30.36] | hou lai zhi sheng ji kao jin wo yi yang diao ru shui li tou |
[01:34.01] | shi kuang quan bu bei ji zhe pai dao dian shi yi zhi zhi zhong bo zhen qiu |
[01:38.04] | hao bu rong yi you hui le an shang quan shen qi man le shui pao |
[01:41.37] | yin wei ting shuo he de shang you you gong chang zai luan dao fei liao |
[01:44.98] | |
[01:45.23] | kong bu o kong bu o |
[01:47.69] | jiang dao wo quan shen fa dou |
[01:48.82] | kong bu o kong bu o |
[01:50.88] | jiang dao wo dou pi gun niao liu |
[01:52.94] | kong bu o kong bu o |
[01:54.44] | dui ni men shi zai mei fa du |
[01:56.63] | wo hao nan guo wo hao nan shou |
[01:58.19] | wo pa dao quan shen zui tong |
[01:59.76] | |
[01:59.99] | kong bu o kong bu o |
[02:01.79] | zhe mei tian du shi e meng |
[02:03.43] | kong bu o kong bu o |
[02:05.42] | bu zhi qi ta ren zen me sheng huo |
[02:07.49] | kong bu o kong bu o |
[02:09.20] | wei shi me bie ren dou bu chou |
[02:11.10] | I fu le YOU I pa le YOU |
[02:12.74] | da cong nei xin chong bai YOU |
[02:22.03] | you na me yan zhong ma? |
[02:29.72] | |
[02:30.06] | hao bu rong yi ba wo de zhuan ji zuo wan |
[02:32.06] | qu guang lu bian tan |
[02:33.44] | fa xian wo de zhuan ji hai mei chu lai |
[02:35.72] | dao ban yi jing kai shi mai |
[02:37.30] | wo cai di yi zhang zhuan ji |
[02:38.76] | ta men jiu you wo de jing xuan ji |
[02:40.71] | yuan lai dao ban shang ba bie ren de ge |
[02:42.85] | fang zai li mian zhen shi li hai |
[02:44.11] | CD feng mian shi wo gen a nuo de he cheng zhao |
[02:47.73] | hai you zong tong fu zai hou mian dang wo de bei jing |
[02:51.38] | wang lu yi jing kai shi chuan wo de MP3 |
[02:55.31] | zhe yang tai wan de yin yue ren zen me neng huo de xia qu |
[02:58.83] | |
[02:59.10] | kong bu o kong bu o |
[03:01.37] | jiang dao wo quan shen fa dou |
[03:02.92] | kong bu o kong bu o |
[03:05.00] | jiang dao wo dou pi gun niao liu |
[03:06.86] | kong bu o kong bu o |
[03:08.48] | dui ni men shi zai mei fa du |
[03:10.54] | wo hao nan guo wo hao nan shou |
[03:12.25] | wo pa dao quan shen dou zui tong |
[03:14.20] | |
[03:14.68] | kong bu o kong bu o |
[03:16.03] | zhe mei tian du shi e meng |
[03:17.63] | kong bu o kong bu o |
[03:19.95] | bu zhi qi ta ren zen me sheng huo |
[03:21.39] | kong bu o kong bu o |
[03:23.74] | wei shi me bie ren dou bu chou |
[03:25.08] | I fu le YOU I pa le YOU |
[03:26.88] | da cong nei xin chong bai YOU |
[03:28.62] | |
[03:28.86] | ai ci di bu yi jiu liu |
[03:32.46] | wo hai shi gan kuai li kai zhe li ba |
[03:35.74] | zai jian SAYONARA CIAO |
[03:40.97] | BYEBYE GOODBYE |
[00:17.68] | zhōng guó rén pà guǐ |
[00:20.36] | xī yáng rén yě pà guǐ |
[00:22.65] | dàn shì quán shì jiè zuì pà tái wān rén |
[00:25.50] | kǒng bù ō kǒng bù dào le jí diǎn ō |
[00:30.48] | |
[00:31.62] | wǒ shì lái zì wài guó de gē xīng |
[00:33.66] | tā men dōu jiào wǒ lǎo wài |
[00:35.22] | wǒ yào jiè shào yí gè kǒng bù de dì fāng |
[00:37.62] | míng zì jiào tái wān |
[00:38.99] | gāng dào tái wān de shí hòu |
[00:40.51] | lǎo lǐ qīn zì lái jī chǎng jiē wǒ |
[00:42.35] | tū rán yǒu rén xiàng tā pō hóng mò shuǐ |
[00:44.47] | lián wǒ yě gǎo dé yī shēn hóng |
[00:46.12] | lǎo lǐ páng biān zhàn zhe míng jiào a biǎn de péng yǒu |
[00:49.45] | tā zuì shàn cháng chàng gē |
[00:51.37] | hòu lái huán dāng shàng le zǒng tǒng |
[00:53.36] | lǎo lǐ yòng tā de zhuān yòng zhí shēng jī lái jiē wǒ |
[00:56.81] | jié guǒ zhí shēng jī hái mò luò dì |
[00:58.96] | jiù bǎ shù mù fáng zǐ dōu chuī zǒu |
[01:01.23] | |
[01:01.42] | kǒng bù ō kǒng bù ō |
[01:03.67] | zhè měi tiān dū shì è mèng |
[01:04.83] | kǒng bù ō kǒng bù ō |
[01:06.76] | bù zhī qí tā rén zěn me shēng huó |
[01:08.46] | kǒng bù ō kǒng bù ō |
[01:10.24] | wèi shí me bié rén dōu bù chóu |
[01:12.40] | I fú le YOU |
[01:13.25] | I pà le YOU |
[01:14.09] | dǎ cóng nèi xīn chóng bài le YOU |
[01:15.99] | |
[01:16.24] | tīng shuō tái wān de dà qiáo huì wú yuán wú gù dì duàn diào |
[01:19.21] | xiǎng yào kuài diǎn tōng guò de shí hòu jiù gěi wǒ zhēn de duàn diào |
[01:22.92] | wǒ zhàn zài xī liú zhōng páng biān de rén dōu bù lái jiù wǒ |
[01:26.65] | tā men dōu shuō bú shì tā men zé rèn ér qiě gōng jù dōu huài diào |
[01:30.36] | hòu lái zhí shēng jī kào jìn wǒ yí yàng diào rù shuǐ lǐ tou |
[01:34.01] | shí kuàng quán bù bèi jì zhě pāi dào diàn shì yī zhí zhí zhòng bō zhēn qiǔ |
[01:38.04] | hǎo bù róng yì yóu huí le àn shàng quán shēn qǐ mǎn le shuǐ pào |
[01:41.37] | yīn wèi tīng shuō hé de shàng yóu yǒu gōng chǎng zài luàn dào fèi liào |
[01:44.98] | |
[01:45.23] | kǒng bù ō kǒng bù ō |
[01:47.69] | jiǎng dào wǒ quán shēn fā dǒu |
[01:48.82] | kǒng bù ō kǒng bù ō |
[01:50.88] | jiǎng dào wǒ dōu pì gǔn niào liú |
[01:52.94] | kǒng bù ō kǒng bù ō |
[01:54.44] | duì nǐ men shí zài méi fǎ dù |
[01:56.63] | wǒ hǎo nán guò wǒ hǎo nán shòu |
[01:58.19] | wǒ pà dào quán shēn zuì tòng |
[01:59.76] | |
[01:59.99] | kǒng bù ō kǒng bù ō |
[02:01.79] | zhè měi tiān dū shì è mèng |
[02:03.43] | kǒng bù ō kǒng bù ō |
[02:05.42] | bù zhī qí tā rén zěn me shēng huó |
[02:07.49] | kǒng bù ō kǒng bù ō |
[02:09.20] | wèi shí me bié rén dōu bù chóu |
[02:11.10] | I fú le YOU I pà le YOU |
[02:12.74] | dǎ cóng nèi xīn chóng bài YOU |
[02:22.03] | yǒu nà me yán zhòng ma? |
[02:29.72] | |
[02:30.06] | hǎo bù róng yì bǎ wǒ de zhuān jí zuò wán |
[02:32.06] | qù guàng lù biān tān |
[02:33.44] | fā xiàn wǒ de zhuān jí hái méi chū lái |
[02:35.72] | dào bǎn yǐ jīng kāi shǐ mài |
[02:37.30] | wǒ cái dì yī zhāng zhuān jí |
[02:38.76] | tā men jiù yǒu wǒ de jīng xuǎn jí |
[02:40.71] | yuán lái dào bǎn shāng bǎ bié rén de gē |
[02:42.85] | fàng zài lǐ miàn zhēn shì lì hài |
[02:44.11] | CD fēng miàn shì wǒ gēn a nuò de hé chéng zhào |
[02:47.73] | hái yǒu zǒng tǒng fú zài hòu miàn dāng wǒ de bèi jǐng |
[02:51.38] | wǎng lù yǐ jīng kāi shǐ chuán wǒ de MP3 |
[02:55.31] | zhè yàng tái wān de yīn yuè rén zěn me néng huó dé xià qù |
[02:58.83] | |
[02:59.10] | kǒng bù ō kǒng bù ō |
[03:01.37] | jiǎng dào wǒ quán shēn fā dǒu |
[03:02.92] | kǒng bù ō kǒng bù ō |
[03:05.00] | jiǎng dào wǒ dōu pì gǔn niào liú |
[03:06.86] | kǒng bù ō kǒng bù ō |
[03:08.48] | duì nǐ men shí zài méi fǎ dù |
[03:10.54] | wǒ hǎo nán guò wǒ hǎo nán shòu |
[03:12.25] | wǒ pà dào quán shēn dōu zuì tòng |
[03:14.20] | |
[03:14.68] | kǒng bù ō kǒng bù ō |
[03:16.03] | zhè měi tiān dū shì è mèng |
[03:17.63] | kǒng bù ō kǒng bù ō |
[03:19.95] | bù zhī qí tā rén zěn me shēng huó |
[03:21.39] | kǒng bù ō kǒng bù ō |
[03:23.74] | wèi shí me bié rén dōu bù chóu |
[03:25.08] | I fú le YOU I pà le YOU |
[03:26.88] | dǎ cóng nèi xīn chóng bài YOU |
[03:28.62] | |
[03:28.86] | āi cǐ dì bù yí jiǔ liú |
[03:32.46] | wǒ hái shì gǎn kuài lí kāi zhè lǐ ba |
[03:35.74] | zài jiàn SAYONARA CIAO |
[03:40.97] | BYEBYE GOODBYE |