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Well I used to drive a cab you know |
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I heard a siren scream |
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Pulled over to the corner |
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And I fell into a dream |
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There were two men eating pennies |
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And three young girls who cried |
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The West coast is falling |
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I see rocks in the sky |
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The preacher took his bible |
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And laid it on the stool |
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He said: with the congregation running |
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Why should I play the fool |
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Well I used to be a woman you know |
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I took you for a ride |
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I let you fly my airplane |
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It looked good for your pride |
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'Cause you're the kind of man you know |
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Who likes what he says |
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I wonder what's it's like |
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To be so far over my head |
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Well the lady made the wedding |
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And she brought along the ring |
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She got down on her knees |
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And said: Let's get on with this thing |
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Well I used to be a folk singer |
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Keeping managers alive |
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When you saw me on a corner |
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And told me I was jive |
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So I unlocked your mind you know |
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To see what I could see |
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If you guarantee the postage |
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I'll mail you back the key |
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Well I woke up in the morning |
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With an arrow through my nose |
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There was an Indian in the corner |
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Tryin' on my clothes |
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Well I used to be asleep you know |
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With blankets on my bed |
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I stayed there for a while |
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'Til they discovered I was dead |
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The coroner was friendly |
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And I liked him quite a lot |
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If I hadn't 've been a woman |
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I guess I'd never have been caught |
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They gave me back my house and car |
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And nothing more was said |
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Well I was driving down the freeway |
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When my car ran out of gas |
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Pulled over to the station |
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But I was afraid to ask |
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The servicemen were yellow |
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And the gasoline was green |
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Although I knew I couldn't |
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I thought that I was gonna scream |
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That was on my last trip to Tulsa |
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Just before the snow |
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If you ever need a ride there |
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Be sure to let me know |
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I was chopping down a palm tree |
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When a friend dropped by to ask |
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If I would feel less lonely |
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If he helped me swing the axe |
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I said: No it's not a case of being lonely |
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We have here |
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I've been working on this palm tree |
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For eighty seven years |
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I said: No it's not a case of being lonely |
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We have here |
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I've been working on this palm tree |
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For eighty seven years |
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He said: Go get lost |
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And walked towards his Cadillac |
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I chopped down the palm tree |
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And it landed on his back |