| Once i had a girl | |
| She called me on the phone | |
| Said come on over honey | |
| You know i'm all alone | |
| But when i got to her place | |
| What i saw stopped me dead | |
| She was standin' with a shotgun | |
| Pointed at my head | |
| My my too bad too sad | |
| My my too good to last | |
| So i'm cuttin' out fast | |
| Once i had a friend | |
| We had a lot of laughs | |
| He was all a friend could be | |
| Knowin' him was just a gas | |
| One night i got home | |
| He gave me one surprise | |
| He was standin' in a womans dress | |
| Lashes on his eyes | |
| My my too bad too sad | |
| My my too good to last | |
| So i'm cuttin'out fast | |
| My, my, my | |
| My, my, my | |
| Had a pretty wife | |
| She was all i could need | |
| Gave me what i wanted | |
| Never had to plead | |
| One day a man called | |
| And he put me wise | |
| Shes doin' the same thing | |
| With ten other guys | |
| My my too bad too sad | |
| My my too good to last | |
| So i'm cuttin'out fast | |
| My my too bad too sad | |
| My my too good to last | |
| So i'm cuttin' out fast | |
| My, my, my | |
| My, my, my |