| Fat man at the window | |
| Bet you know why | |
| Fat man at the window | |
| Nobody wants to buy | |
| Fat man,fat man,fat man | |
| Nobody wants to know him | |
| Fat man | |
| Fat man at the mirror | |
| Don't let it break easy | |
| Fat man at the mirror | |
| Got no heart to please | |
| Fat man,fat man,fat man | |
| Nobody wants to know him | |
| Fat man | |
| Chorus: | |
| Nobody wants to talk to him | |
| Walk with him, be seen with him | |
| Nobody wants to speak to him | |
| Be with him, look like him | |
| Lead | |
| Repeat 1 | |
| Chorus |