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What the hell is wrong with me? |
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I'm not who I want to be |
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I tried spot cream an' I tried it all I'm crawling up the wall! |
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What's my name naaaame...naaaame....naaaame.... |
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I tried to join a ping-pong club, |
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Sign on the door said all full up! |
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I got nicked, fighting in the road |
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An' the judge didn't even know |
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What's my name |
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Dad got pissed so I got clocked |
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Couldn't hear the tannoy so he lost the lot |
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Offers mum a bribe through the letter box |
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Drives you fucking mad |
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What's my name |
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Now I'm round the back of your house at night |
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Peeping in the window - are you sleeping tight? |
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I laugh at your locks with my celloid strip |
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An' you won't know who came |
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What's my name |
