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A fine romance my good fellow. |
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You take romance I'll take jello. |
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You' re calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean |
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At least they flap their fins to express emotion. |
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A fine romance with no quarells |
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With no insults and all morals |
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I've never mussed the crease in your blue serge pants |
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I never get the chance; this is a fine romance! |
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A fine romance with no kisses |
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A fine romance my friends this is |
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To lack half the thrills that a healthy crime has |
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We don't have half the thrills that the march of time has. |
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A fine romance with no clinches |
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A fine romance with no flinches |
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You're just as hard to land as the Ile de France |
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I haven't got a chance. |
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My heart isn't made of plastic you're the reason I'm sarcastic; 'cause this is a fine fine romance! |
