| Now don't even get me started on Monday | |
| And Tuesday, that went straight to my head | |
| Wednesday. Really? Oh go fuck yourself | |
| And Thursday I'll be in bed | |
| Because Friday here I come | |
| Always your most loyal son | |
| And I've got vengeance written in my eyes | |
| So fill me up, hey where's the wine? | |
| Yo pass the pipe, I need a light | |
| Because I'm a weekend warrior | |
| I'm a weekend warrior | |
| Now Friday night was no surprise | |
| And I hit Saturday in perfect stride | |
| Then Sunday comes with no regrets | |
| It's time to dry out | |
| Oh you wanna bet? | |
| The weekend isn't over yet | |
| Because I'm a weekend warrior | |
| I'm a weekend warrior | |
| I know you hate to love to see me this way | |
| You wanna be there when I need to be saved | |
| But when tomorrow turns out just like today | |
| You'll wish you never let me out of my cage | |
| Oh bitch you're gonna fucking pay | |
| Monday? | |
| Oh God not again | |
| You said you'd always be my friend | |
| But I'm left standing here all by myself | |
| So take me now if you wanna help | |
| Because they've got hatred written in their eyes | |
| And you know that really comes to my surprise | |
| Ah fuck it because in five days I'm gonna settle the score | |
| Just fill me up the give me more | |
| Give me more | |
| Because I'm a weekend warrior | |
| I'm a weekend warrior |