| 作曲 : Al Schnier / moe. | |
| She thinks of John Travolta on the same day as me | |
| She even likes artichoke hearts like me | |
| She likes corn | |
| corn on the cob | |
| she eats cornflakes before she goes to her job | |
| well shes an artist, shes got everything she needs | |
| shes very modest | |
| got a bruise on her knee | |
| shes got a mole on her back | |
| its hairy and black | |
| shes got a butt like a pillow and she likes to wear black | |
| Chorus: | |
| well i wanna be her hero | |
| wanna be her man | |
| well i wanna be her lover any way i can | |
| and i wanna be her friend and im doing all i can | |
| cuz i love her little smiles and all the letters she sends | |
| she sends me | |
| Shes a dopey little girl and her names not nancy | |
| in her own little world her names diane | |
| She likes to play piano | |
| Love to hear her play | |
| She likes to talk to me | |
| i love to hear her say | |
| she loves me a whole freakin lot | |
| she loves me a whole freakin lot | |
| she loves me a whole freakin lot | |
| oh she loves me a whole freakin lot | |
| (Chorus) |
| zuo qu : Al Schnier moe. | |
| She thinks of John Travolta on the same day as me | |
| She even likes artichoke hearts like me | |
| She likes corn | |
| corn on the cob | |
| she eats cornflakes before she goes to her job | |
| well shes an artist, shes got everything she needs | |
| shes very modest | |
| got a bruise on her knee | |
| shes got a mole on her back | |
| its hairy and black | |
| shes got a butt like a pillow and she likes to wear black | |
| Chorus: | |
| well i wanna be her hero | |
| wanna be her man | |
| well i wanna be her lover any way i can | |
| and i wanna be her friend and im doing all i can | |
| cuz i love her little smiles and all the letters she sends | |
| she sends me | |
| Shes a dopey little girl and her names not nancy | |
| in her own little world her names diane | |
| She likes to play piano | |
| Love to hear her play | |
| She likes to talk to me | |
| i love to hear her say | |
| she loves me a whole freakin lot | |
| she loves me a whole freakin lot | |
| she loves me a whole freakin lot | |
| oh she loves me a whole freakin lot | |
| Chorus |
| zuò qǔ : Al Schnier moe. | |
| She thinks of John Travolta on the same day as me | |
| She even likes artichoke hearts like me | |
| She likes corn | |
| corn on the cob | |
| she eats cornflakes before she goes to her job | |
| well shes an artist, shes got everything she needs | |
| shes very modest | |
| got a bruise on her knee | |
| shes got a mole on her back | |
| its hairy and black | |
| shes got a butt like a pillow and she likes to wear black | |
| Chorus: | |
| well i wanna be her hero | |
| wanna be her man | |
| well i wanna be her lover any way i can | |
| and i wanna be her friend and im doing all i can | |
| cuz i love her little smiles and all the letters she sends | |
| she sends me | |
| Shes a dopey little girl and her names not nancy | |
| in her own little world her names diane | |
| She likes to play piano | |
| Love to hear her play | |
| She likes to talk to me | |
| i love to hear her say | |
| she loves me a whole freakin lot | |
| she loves me a whole freakin lot | |
| she loves me a whole freakin lot | |
| oh she loves me a whole freakin lot | |
| Chorus |