Song | 通俗中文听力练习>第三课:幸福田野之旅 |
Artist | 夹子太硬啦! |
Album | 一切的一切都是哈啦! |
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报幕:第三课:'幸福田野之旅' | |
a:然后呢?你不是说还去参加另一个团体, | |
也是去原住民部落工作, | |
有没有真趣味的事的说? | |
c:有啊!接下来,我选修的社会学课程, | |
假期要去部落作田野调查,唬烂啦! | |
一群经过了学术派系厮杀, | |
与职位高低卡位战洗礼之后的教授, | |
拿着纳税义务人的钱, | |
到部落的乡亲面前大谈'后资本主义全球化的概况', | |
话语中不时出现韦伯,傅柯,罗兰巴特,钱永祥, | |
芝加哥社会学系等的名词,反正,就我来看, | |
就是把他们搞的什么都听没有就对了。 | |
给原住民自我认同的饵,换得学术地位的高升。 | |
如果今天离开家,和教授去部落, | |
不以爽快的就好的心态,那干嘛去? | |
跟随教授,一不小心,就变成教授学术伸张的工具。 | |
a:不懂? | |
c:这如何说?你看教授paper都是他个人做的吗? | |
那是挂名,我们去帮他调查,交出去的报告还要自己影印, | |
要不然都不发还。如果学生真得做得很起劲, | |
不只是代工,还有计划,超乎教授所给的范围, | |
最后也全归教授的名下。只因为心中只想着学分与毕业。 | |
了解部落的文化,也有了教授的期刊。 | |
提着众人的心血,再次拿着纳税义务人的钱, | |
出国开会,到先进国家,在华丽视讯中心, | |
相互聊天,一会儿看看你的国家, | |
一会儿聊聊我的家乡,每个教授都好有个性啊, | |
所谓自由的'个性',狗屁。 | |
看他们边看着瘦骨嶙峋的儿童, | |
特殊的生活习性等介绍,增广见闻。 | |
现在,还可以带着槟榔,展开教授国民外交,自己不吃, | |
却送给人就对啦,说这是我们的传统, | |
想到这里,这次我的调查报告,就给它乱写, | |
kuso一下,要不要听? | |
b:要!我需要更灵活的社会互动,因为人际指数bar太低, | |
这样根本打不到大魔兽。 | |
c:人物:巫明,方泰雅族人,家住罗浮,每天玩电视游乐器, | |
也有第四台,有R片,每天喝阿比, | |
吃大颗槟榔,后山满地百香果,直接捡来吃,好酸。 | |
山泉水源源不绝,全家不用洗洁精, | |
父母希望他结婚,他很苦恼, | |
每天从山坡竹林冲下山谷的溪,偷偷来炸鱼--- | |
对于这些生活习性的观察与纪录,我觉得--- | |
结论:我们对于他所玩的电视游乐器,加以了解后, | |
发现那是轰动一时的任天堂红白机, | |
玩的游戏是超级玛利,一定要好好保存。 | |
必要时可买新一代的任天堂送给他,但也要慢慢使他了解, | |
线上游戏才是王道。R片是录影带,画质不清晰, | |
主角还是80年代的R片女王小林瞳,所以一定要换DVD, | |
内容要更新,百香果剖开时可加果冻,每天尝试新的吃法, | |
不定发展出食品新风格,好开店生存。 | |
喝阿比不妨试着加椰奶,炸鱼的技术必须要改善, | |
爆炸声必须要减小,但是震撼力要大, | |
最好能考上山地政务官,这样炸鱼更方便, | |
巫明方的问题才能根本获得解决。 | |
给他乱搞,报告一交,然后闪人,没学分而已。 | |
你看教授还和当地的住民,抽烟,喝酒, | |
烤山猪肉,企图打成一片,'平民教授'自居,呵呵, | |
看他们闪躲的眼神,以及酒后不自觉高唱, | |
'筚路蓝缕,以启山林',就对了。 | |
堂堂学术的伦理,转换成取得资料源源不断的骗局。 | |
a:这和一些纪录片导演,拍完就走人一样吗? | |
c:这和去妓院,尬完就闪人,同款。 | |
a:什么意思? | |
c:不管啦,反正这一切的一切, | |
龙马是那一根获取部落资源的欲念, | |
作为这所有交流戏码的导演。 | |
哈,话说我们也不是多么高尚。 | |
每当发生山难,土石流,没关系, | |
当地居民,不论是谁,最先抢救的还是这些大学生, | |
白痴白痴的我们,运气特别好,回来了, | |
又可和同学分享一下这个刺激的经验。 | |
尤其是一生当中难得有机会能乘坐直升机, | |
体会一下失温状态下,丛林战的快感, | |
虽然虚弱,但是一定拿来讲。 | |
如果那时头上绑一个红布条,更像个蓝波,赞啦! | |
上一辈所谓知识分子关怀社会,到我们现在, | |
变成寒暑假逃离家里的藉慰。 | |
b:魔王围剿杀当中,杀!杀!杀!成功! | |
c:那你呢?不是去打工,不错吧? | |
a:我在植物园打工,就先不说了,还是听你们的有趣。 | |
c:听说,最近有一个大陆妹,在植物园自拍的mp4档很有名, | |
我还没看到。下次来看看吧。欸,我这里有一些冬冬, | |
分享一下,让我们来社会实践一下吧。 | |
ab:是什么冬冬的说? | |
c:各民族冲锋敢死队的灵魂。 | |
报幕:以上言论不代表本公司立场。 |
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a: ran hou ne? ni bu shi shuo hai qu can jia ling yi ge tuan ti, | |
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a: zhe he yi xie ji lu pian dao yan, pai wan jiu zou ren yi yang ma? | |
c: zhe he qu ji yuan, ga wan jiu shan ren, tong kuan. | |
a: shen me yi si? | |
c: bu guan la, fan zheng zhe yi qie de yi qie, | |
long ma shi na yi gen huo qu bu luo zi yuan de yu nian, | |
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a: wo zai zhi wu yuan da gong, jiu xian bu shuo le, hai shi ting ni men de you qu. | |
c: ting shuo, zui jin you yi ge da lu mei, zai zhi wu yuan zi pai de mp4 dang hen you ming, | |
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ab: shi shen me dong dong de shuo? | |
c: ge min zu chong feng gan si dui de ling hun. | |
bao mu: yi shang yan lun bu dai biao ben gong si li chang. |
bào mù: dì sān kè:' xìng fú tián yě zhī lǚ' | |
a: rán hòu ne? nǐ bú shì shuō hái qù cān jiā lìng yí gè tuán tǐ, | |
yě shì qù yuán zhù mín bù luò gōng zuò, | |
yǒu méi yǒu zhēn qù wèi de shì de shuō? | |
c: yǒu a! jiē xià lái, wǒ xuǎn xiū de shè huì xué kè chéng, | |
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a: bù dǒng? | |
c: zhè rú hé shuō? nǐ kàn jiào shòu paper dōu shì tā gè rén zuò de ma? | |
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nǐ kàn jiào shòu hái hé dāng dì de zhù mín, chōu yān, hē jiǔ, | |
kǎo shān zhū ròu, qǐ tú dǎ chéng yī piàn,' píng mín jiào shòu' zì jū, hē hē, | |
kàn tā men shǎn duǒ de yǎn shén, yǐ jí jiǔ hòu bù zì jué gāo chàng, | |
' bì lù lán lǚ, yǐ qǐ shān lín', jiù duì le. | |
táng táng xué shù de lún lǐ, zhuǎn huàn chéng qǔ de zī liào yuán yuán bù duàn de piàn jú. | |
a: zhè hé yī xiē jì lù piān dǎo yǎn, pāi wán jiù zǒu rén yí yàng ma? | |
c: zhè hé qù jì yuàn, gà wán jiù shǎn rén, tóng kuǎn. | |
a: shén me yì sī? | |
c: bù guǎn la, fǎn zhèng zhè yī qiè de yī qiè, | |
lóng mǎ shì nà yī gēn huò qǔ bù luò zī yuán de yù niàn, | |
zuò wéi zhè suǒ yǒu jiāo liú xì mǎ de dǎo yǎn. | |
hā, huà shuō wǒ men yě bú shì duō me gāo shàng. | |
měi dāng fā shēng shān nán, tǔ shí liú, méi guān xì, | |
dāng dì jū mín, bù lùn shì shuí, zuì xiān qiǎng jiù de hái shì zhèi xiē dà xué shēng, | |
bái chī bái chī de wǒ men, yùn qì tè bié hǎo, huí lái le, | |
yòu kě hé tóng xué fēn xiǎng yī xià zhè gè cì jī de jīng yàn. | |
yóu qí shì yī shēng dāng zhōng nán de yǒu jī huì néng chéng zuò zhí shēng jī, | |
tǐ huì yī xià shī wēn zhuàng tài xià, cóng lín zhàn de kuài gǎn, | |
suī rán xū ruò, dàn shì yí dìng ná lái jiǎng. | |
rú guǒ nà shí tóu shàng bǎng yí gè hóng bù tiáo, gèng xiàng gè lán bō, zàn la! | |
shàng yī bèi suǒ wèi zhī shí fèn zǐ guān huái shè huì, dào wǒ men xiàn zài, | |
biàn chéng hán shǔ jià táo lí jiā lǐ de jí wèi. | |
b: mó wáng wéi jiǎo shā dāng zhōng, shā! shā! shā! chéng gōng! | |
c: nà nǐ ne? bú shì qù dǎ gōng, bù cuò ba? | |
a: wǒ zài zhí wù yuán dǎ gōng, jiù xiān bù shuō le, hái shì tīng nǐ men de yǒu qù. | |
c: tīng shuō, zuì jìn yǒu yí gè dà lù mèi, zài zhí wù yuán zì pāi de mp4 dàng hěn yǒu míng, | |
wǒ hái méi kàn dào. xià cì lái kàn kàn ba. āi, wǒ zhè lǐ yǒu yī xiē dōng dōng, | |
fēn xiǎng yī xià, ràng wǒ men lái shè huì shí jiàn yī xià ba. | |
ab: shì shén me dōng dōng de shuō? | |
c: gè mín zú chōng fēng gǎn sǐ duì de líng hún. | |
bào mù: yǐ shàng yán lùn bù dài biǎo běn gōng sī lì chǎng. |