[00:00.00] | 作词 : 應, 蔚民/鍾, 正倫/楊, 守偉/王, 立瑋 |
[00:00.629] | 5块钱 5块钱 5块钱 5块钱 5块钱 5块钱 5块钱 5块钱 |
[00:20.499] | 欢迎光临 请问要点什么 炸鸡薯条可乐 好的 |
[00:27.369] | 请问要不要再点点别的啊 可乐炸鸡薯条 好 开什么玩笑 |
[00:33.90] | 不都一样 只是顺序更改而已 啊 要不要这样 |
[00:35.999] | 你可以再加5块钱 就可以换我们的大杯可乐 |
[00:39.789] | 或者再加5块钱 就可以换我们的A餐 里面有炸鸡薯条大杯可乐 |
[00:46.209] | 还有一份红肉汉堡 红肉汉堡 就是猪肉羊肉牛肉 |
[00:52.90] | 合在一起的汉堡 加上您刚点的炸鸡的鸡肉 是白肉 |
[00:56.39] | 这样当您吃下去的时候 所有的肉在肚子里面 |
[00:59.719] | 来个红白大合唱 有助于消化 顾胃肠 |
[01:04.759] | 5块钱 5块钱 只要5块钱 再加5块钱 5块钱 5块钱 |
[01:14.639] | 只要5块钱 再加5块钱 那您考虑的时候 |
[01:20.489] | 我建议您除了点A餐以外 可以再加十块钱 |
[01:24.690] | 就可送您大人小孩 都适用的 SARS冠状病毒 橡胶模型按摩器 |
[01:29.349] | 和那个什么 夹住命根子 电动按摩棒大乐队 一样难记喔 你看棒球一样的大小 |
[01:36.349] | 有许多的突起 而且表面经过 耐米光触媒处理 |
[01:40.609] | 用力去按它 不但可促进血液循环 |
[01:43.319] | 而且手部可以消毒杀菌 是防 SARS的最佳利器喔 |
[01:47.258] | 另外再介绍一个玩具 叫 KILO HOTTY |
[01:50.769] | 仿日本的啦 乏善可陈 不如不要 差点滞销 |
[01:55.89] | 不过小孩也分不清楚啦 好玩就好俗俗卖啦 |
[01:57.629] | 再加十块钱就送你 然后你再跟小朋友说 |
[02:01.269] | 这是 hello kitty 十块钱 十块钱 |
[02:05.699] | 只要十块钱 再加十块钱 十块钱 十块钱 |
[02:12.909] | 只要十块钱 再加十块钱 这边还有一个 |
[02:18.458] | 更刺激的玩具 叫做槟榔芭蒂 就是槟榔西施 |
[02:22.19] | 穿的服装的那种芭蒂娃娃 身体材质柔软度的设计 |
[02:25.998] | 是根据 2003年环球小姐 全身上下的柔软度 |
[02:30.389] | 测量设计而成的啦 也就是说当您 触碰到它的时候 |
[02:33.319] | 仿佛就是摸到环球小姐啦 只要再加20块钱 |
[02:37.778] | 就可以换得 不过请勿吞食 另外我们还有一个 |
[02:41.229] | 新推出的饮料 就是俗称TBM的 高级机能饮料 |
[02:45.99] | 所谓TBM 全名叫做 Teacj botch menna |
[02:49.199] | 它会给你一种 探钻雪山隧道的 毅力与决心 |
[02:52.618] | 我们有小杯中杯大杯 不过切记这和自信的程度 |
[02:56.449] | 成反比 都是再加20元 自己选择吧 |
[03:00.248] | 20元 20元 只要20元 再加20元 20元 20元 只要20元 |
[03:41.928] | 再加20元 喔这里还有一份B餐 就是 BIG餐 |
[03:46.998] | 请注意和A餐不一样 B餐除了薯条炸鸡 大杯可乐 |
[03:50.499] | 红肉汉堡以外 还多加了一份 十二生肖汉堡 |
[03:53.799] | 就是里面有十二种肉啦 当然嗯哼其中最好吃的 |
[03:58.69] | 就是来自科西加岛 多到被同类挤到海里的 |
[04:00.898] | 变色龙的肉 你只要再加50块钱 或者用原住民母语 |
[04:04.289] | 将十二生肖的动物 快速�一遍 就免费送给您 |
[04:07.789] | 此外还有一份叫做耍堡 所谓耍堡 就是在汉堡里面 |
[04:12.448] | 夹一块菜瓜布 当您吃的时候 就会气到将汉堡 |
[04:15.457] | 砸向柜�说 哪有汉堡里面 夹菜瓜布的啊 |
[04:18.359] | 搞笑啊 啊耍宝啊 对这就是耍宝的涵义 |
[04:21.339] | 你要的话 再加50块钱也没有 自己去想 这是艺术 |
[04:26.959] | 50元 50元 只要50元 再加50元 50元 50元 只要50元 再加50元 啊 |
[04:42.499] | 店长来了 |
[04:44.349] | 欢迎光临请问要点什么 5块钱 10块钱 |
[04:49.899] | 20元 50元 5块钱 10块钱 20元 50元 |
[00:00.00] | zuo ci : ying, wei min zhong, zheng lun yang, shou wei wang, li wei |
[00:00.629] | 5 kuai qian 5 kuai qian 5 kuai qian 5 kuai qian 5 kuai qian 5 kuai qian 5 kuai qian 5 kuai qian |
[00:20.499] | huan ying guang lin qing wen yao dian shen me zha ji shu tiao ke le hao de |
[00:27.369] | qing wen yao bu yao zai dian dian bie de a ke le zha ji shu tiao hao kai shen me wan xiao |
[00:33.90] | bu dou yi yang zhi shi shun xu geng gai er yi a yao bu yao zhe yang |
[00:35.999] | ni ke yi zai jia 5 kuai qian jiu ke yi huan wo men de da bei ke le |
[00:39.789] | huo zhe zai jia 5 kuai qian jiu ke yi huan wo men de A can li mian you zha ji shu tiao da bei ke le |
[00:46.209] | hai you yi fen hong rou han bao hong rou han bao jiu shi zhu rou yang rou niu rou |
[00:52.90] | he zai yi qi de han bao jia shang nin gang dian de zha ji de ji rou shi bai rou |
[00:56.39] | zhe yang dang nin chi xia qu de shi hou suo you de rou zai du zi li mian |
[00:59.719] | lai ge hong bai da he chang you zhu yu xiao hua gu wei chang |
[01:04.759] | 5 kuai qian 5 kuai qian zhi yao 5 kuai qian zai jia 5 kuai qian 5 kuai qian 5 kuai qian |
[01:14.639] | zhi yao 5 kuai qian zai jia 5 kuai qian na nin kao lv de shi hou |
[01:20.489] | wo jian yi nin chu le dian A can yi wai ke yi zai jia shi kuai qian |
[01:24.690] | jiu ke song nin da ren xiao hai dou shi yong de SARS guan zhuang bing du xiang jiao mo xing an mo qi |
[01:29.349] | he na ge shen me jia zhu ming gen zi dian dong an mo bang da yue dui yi yang nan ji o ni kan bang qiu yi yang de da xiao |
[01:36.349] | you xu duo de tu qi er qie biao mian jing guo nai mi guang chu mei chu li |
[01:40.609] | yong li qu an ta bu dan ke cu jin xue ye xun huan |
[01:43.319] | er qie shou bu ke yi xiao du sha jun shi fang SARS de zui jia li qi o |
[01:47.258] | ling wai zai jie shao yi ge wan ju jiao KILO HOTTY |
[01:50.769] | fang ri ben de la fa shan ke chen bu ru bu yao cha dian zhi xiao |
[01:55.89] | bu guo xiao hai ye fen bu qing chu la hao wan jiu hao su su mai la |
[01:57.629] | zai jia shi kuai qian jiu song ni ran hou ni zai gen xiao peng you shuo |
[02:01.269] | zhe shi hello kitty shi kuai qian shi kuai qian |
[02:05.699] | zhi yao shi kuai qian zai jia shi kuai qian shi kuai qian shi kuai qian |
[02:12.909] | zhi yao shi kuai qian zai jia shi kuai qian zhe bian hai you yi ge |
[02:18.458] | geng ci ji de wan ju jiao zuo bing lang ba di jiu shi bing lang xi shi |
[02:22.19] | chuan de fu zhuang de na zhong ba di wa wa shen ti cai zhi rou ruan du de she ji |
[02:25.998] | shi gen ju 2003 nian huan qiu xiao jie quan shen shang xia de rou ruan du |
[02:30.389] | ce liang she ji er cheng de la ye jiu shi shuo dang nin chu peng dao ta de shi hou |
[02:33.319] | fang fu jiu shi mo dao huan qiu xiao jie la zhi yao zai jia 20 kuai qian |
[02:37.778] | jiu ke yi huan de bu guo qing wu tun shi ling wai wo men hai you yi ge |
[02:41.229] | xin tui chu de yin liao jiu shi su cheng TBM de gao ji ji neng yin liao |
[02:45.99] | suo wei TBM quan ming jiao zuo Teacj botch menna |
[02:49.199] | ta hui gei ni yi zhong tan zuan xue shan sui dao de yi li yu jue xin |
[02:52.618] | wo men you xiao bei zhong bei da bei bu guo qie ji zhe he zi xin de cheng du |
[02:56.449] | cheng fan bi dou shi zai jia 20 yuan zi ji xuan ze ba |
[03:00.248] | 20 yuan 20 yuan zhi yao 20 yuan zai jia 20 yuan 20 yuan 20 yuan zhi yao 20 yuan |
[03:41.928] | zai jia 20 yuan o zhe li hai you yi fen can jiu shi BIG can |
[03:46.998] | qing zhu yi he A can bu yi yang B can chu le shu tiao zha ji da bei ke le |
[03:50.499] | hong rou han bao yi wai hai duo jia le yi fen shi er sheng xiao han bao |
[03:53.799] | jiu shi li mian you shi er zhong rou la dang ran heng qi zhong zui hao chi de |
[03:58.69] | jiu shi lai zi ke xi jia dao duo dao bei tong lei ji dao hai li de |
[04:00.898] | bian se long de rou ni zhi yao zai jia 50 kuai qian huo zhe yong yuan zhu min mu yu |
[04:04.289] | jiang shi er sheng xiao de dong wu kuai su yi bian jiu mian fei song gei nin |
[04:07.789] | ci wai hai you yi fen jiao zuo shua bao suo wei shua bao jiu shi zai han bao li mian |
[04:12.448] | jia yi kuai cai gua bu dang nin chi de shi hou jiu hui qi dao jiang han bao |
[04:15.457] | za xiang gui shuo na you han bao li mian jia cai gua bu de a |
[04:18.359] | gao xiao a a shua bao a dui zhe jiu shi shua bao de han yi |
[04:21.339] | ni yao de hua zai jia 50 kuai qian ye mei you zi ji qu xiang zhe shi yi shu |
[04:26.959] | 50 yuan 50 yuan zhi yao 50 yuan zai jia 50 yuan 50 yuan 50 yuan zhi yao 50 yuan zai jia 50 yuan a |
[04:42.499] | dian zhang lai le |
[04:44.349] | huan ying guang lin qing wen yao dian shen me 5 kuai qian 10 kuai qian |
[04:49.899] | 20 yuan 50 yuan 5 kuai qian 10 kuai qian 20 yuan 50 yuan |
[00:00.00] | zuò cí : yīng, wèi mín zhōng, zhèng lún yáng, shǒu wěi wáng, lì wěi |
[00:00.629] | 5 kuài qián 5 kuài qián 5 kuài qián 5 kuài qián 5 kuài qián 5 kuài qián 5 kuài qián 5 kuài qián |
[00:20.499] | huān yíng guāng lín qǐng wèn yào diǎn shén me zhá jī shǔ tiáo kě lè hǎo de |
[00:27.369] | qǐng wèn yào bú yào zài diǎn diǎn bié de a kě lè zhá jī shǔ tiáo hǎo kāi shén me wán xiào |
[00:33.90] | bù dōu yí yàng zhǐ shì shùn xù gēng gǎi ér yǐ a yào bú yào zhè yàng |
[00:35.999] | nǐ kě yǐ zài jiā 5 kuài qián jiù kě yǐ huàn wǒ men de dà bēi kě lè |
[00:39.789] | huò zhě zài jiā 5 kuài qián jiù kě yǐ huàn wǒ men de A cān lǐ miàn yǒu zhá jī shǔ tiáo dà bēi kě lè |
[00:46.209] | hái yǒu yī fèn hóng ròu hàn bǎo hóng ròu hàn bǎo jiù shì zhū ròu yáng ròu niú ròu |
[00:52.90] | hé zài yì qǐ de hàn bǎo jiā shang nín gāng diǎn de zhá jī de jī ròu shì bái ròu |
[00:56.39] | zhè yàng dāng nín chī xià qù de shí hòu suǒ yǒu de ròu zài dǔ zi lǐ miàn |
[00:59.719] | lái gè hóng bái dà hé chàng yǒu zhù yú xiāo huà gù wèi cháng |
[01:04.759] | 5 kuài qián 5 kuài qián zhǐ yào 5 kuài qián zài jiā 5 kuài qián 5 kuài qián 5 kuài qián |
[01:14.639] | zhǐ yào 5 kuài qián zài jiā 5 kuài qián nà nín kǎo lǜ de shí hòu |
[01:20.489] | wǒ jiàn yì nín chú le diǎn A cān yǐ wài kě yǐ zài jiā shí kuài qián |
[01:24.690] | jiù kě sòng nín dà rén xiǎo hái dōu shì yòng de SARS guān zhuàng bìng dú xiàng jiāo mó xíng àn mó qì |
[01:29.349] | hé nà gè shén me jiā zhù mìng gēn zi diàn dòng àn mó bàng dà yuè duì yí yàng nán jì ō nǐ kàn bàng qiú yí yàng de dà xiǎo |
[01:36.349] | yǒu xǔ duō de tū qǐ ér qiě biǎo miàn jīng guò nài mǐ guāng chù méi chǔ lǐ |
[01:40.609] | yòng lì qù àn tā bù dàn kě cù jìn xuè yè xún huán |
[01:43.319] | ér qiě shǒu bù kě yǐ xiāo dú shā jūn shì fáng SARS de zuì jiā lì qì ō |
[01:47.258] | lìng wài zài jiè shào yí gè wán jù jiào KILO HOTTY |
[01:50.769] | fǎng rì běn de la fá shàn kě chén bù rú bú yào chà diǎn zhì xiāo |
[01:55.89] | bù guò xiǎo hái yě fēn bù qīng chǔ la hǎo wán jiù hǎo sú sú mài la |
[01:57.629] | zài jiā shí kuài qián jiù sòng nǐ rán hòu nǐ zài gēn xiǎo péng yǒu shuō |
[02:01.269] | zhè shì hello kitty shí kuài qián shí kuài qián |
[02:05.699] | zhǐ yào shí kuài qián zài jiā shí kuài qián shí kuài qián shí kuài qián |
[02:12.909] | zhǐ yào shí kuài qián zài jiā shí kuài qián zhè biān hái yǒu yí gè |
[02:18.458] | gèng cì jī de wán jù jiào zuò bīng láng bā dì jiù shì bīng lang xī shī |
[02:22.19] | chuān de fú zhuāng de nà zhǒng bā dì wá wa shēn tǐ cái zhì róu ruǎn dù de shè jì |
[02:25.998] | shì gēn jù 2003 nián huán qiú xiǎo jiě quán shēn shàng xià de róu ruǎn dù |
[02:30.389] | cè liáng shè jì ér chéng de la yě jiù shì shuō dāng nín chù pèng dào tā de shí hòu |
[02:33.319] | fǎng fú jiù shì mō dào huán qiú xiǎo jiě la zhǐ yào zài jiā 20 kuài qián |
[02:37.778] | jiù kě yǐ huàn dé bù guò qǐng wù tūn shí lìng wài wǒ men hái yǒu yí gè |
[02:41.229] | xīn tuī chū de yǐn liào jiù shì sú chēng TBM de gāo jí jī néng yǐn liào |
[02:45.99] | suǒ wèi TBM quán míng jiào zuò Teacj botch menna |
[02:49.199] | tā huì gěi nǐ yī zhǒng tàn zuān xuě shān suì dào de yì lì yǔ jué xīn |
[02:52.618] | wǒ men yǒu xiǎo bēi zhōng bēi dà bēi bù guò qiè jì zhè hé zì xìn de chéng dù |
[02:56.449] | chéng fǎn bǐ dōu shì zài jiā 20 yuán zì jǐ xuǎn zé ba |
[03:00.248] | 20 yuán 20 yuán zhǐ yào 20 yuán zài jiā 20 yuán 20 yuán 20 yuán zhǐ yào 20 yuán |
[03:41.928] | zài jiā 20 yuán ō zhè lǐ hái yǒu yī fèn cān jiù shì BIG cān |
[03:46.998] | qǐng zhù yì hé A cān bù yí yàng B cān chú le shǔ tiáo zhá jī dà bēi kě lè |
[03:50.499] | hóng ròu hàn bǎo yǐ wài hái duō jiā le yī fèn shí èr shēng xiào hàn bǎo |
[03:53.799] | jiù shì lǐ miàn yǒu shí èr zhǒng ròu la dāng rán hēng qí zhōng zuì hǎo chī de |
[03:58.69] | jiù shì lái zì kē xī jiā dǎo duō dào bèi tóng lèi jǐ dào hǎi lǐ de |
[04:00.898] | biàn sè lóng de ròu nǐ zhǐ yào zài jiā 50 kuài qián huò zhě yòng yuán zhù mín mǔ yǔ |
[04:04.289] | jiāng shí èr shēng xiào de dòng wù kuài sù yī biàn jiù miǎn fèi sòng gěi nín |
[04:07.789] | cǐ wài hái yǒu yī fèn jiào zuò shuǎ bǎo suǒ wèi shuǎ bǎo jiù shì zài hàn bǎo lǐ miàn |
[04:12.448] | jiā yí kuài cài guā bù dāng nín chī de shí hòu jiù huì qì dào jiāng hàn bǎo |
[04:15.457] | zá xiàng guì shuō nǎ yǒu hàn bǎo lǐ miàn jiā cài guā bù de a |
[04:18.359] | gǎo xiào a a shuǎ bǎo a duì zhè jiù shì shuǎ bǎo de hán yì |
[04:21.339] | nǐ yào de huà zài jiā 50 kuài qián yě méi yǒu zì jǐ qù xiǎng zhè shì yì shù |
[04:26.959] | 50 yuán 50 yuán zhǐ yào 50 yuán zài jiā 50 yuán 50 yuán 50 yuán zhǐ yào 50 yuán zài jiā 50 yuán a |
[04:42.499] | diàn zhǎng lái le |
[04:44.349] | huān yíng guāng lín qǐng wèn yào diǎn shén me 5 kuài qián 10 kuài qián |
[04:49.899] | 20 yuán 50 yuán 5 kuài qián 10 kuài qián 20 yuán 50 yuán |