| [00:02.77] | 咪王之王 |
| [00:04.96] | （神秘电话留言） |
| [00:15.22] | Hello! You remember me? |
| [00:18.59] | I have many many questions to you |
| [00:21.70] | A.Yourwife is so nice |
| [00:23.78] | B.Yourdaughter is so beautiful and speaks English |
| [00:27.43] | C.Yourmami 6S So healthyand thirsty |
| [00:30.79] | D.YourPhilippino maid so work hard |
| [00:33.70] | E.Oh!Who am i? Hahaha!!!Where am i? How do you do? |
| [00:42.14] | 有问题 |
| [00:44.07] | 谁令你声音收细 |
| [00:46.82] | 勒令你趁早退出将把口封闭 |
| [00:52.64] | 无问题 |
| [00:54.83] | 谁又会不可一世 |
| [00:57.60] | 日日上报纸对空气随意发挥 |
| [01:02.50] | 轮到我开咪 |
| [01:04.66] | 你推咪 |
| [01:05.86] | 我摆喏姿势 |
| [01:08.10] | 纯粹娱乐你少讲废话多讲笑话最开胃 |
| [01:13.17] | 轮住唱开咪 |
| [01:15.46] | 咪争咪 |
| [01:16.63] | 你知书识礼 |
| [01:18.87] | 未够娱乐你不讲政治不讲教育太虚伪 |
| [01:24.23] | 现在你怎去造势 |
| [01:26.98] | 学唱尽各种声势 |
| [01:29.65] | 顺应随四周风势 |
| [01:33.04] | 开咪 |
| [01:36.50] | 你 |
| [01:37.42] | 落台 |
| [01:38.75] | 无谓再虚张声势 |
| [01:41.37] | 骂我唱歌过钟爱制造问题 |
| [01:47.14] | 我 |
| [01:48.35] | 上台 |
| [01:49.55] | 谁又怕开声失礼 |
| [01:52.19] | 遂个发声对观众由你拍低 |
| [01:57.02] | 轮到我开咪 |
| [01:59.10] | 你推咪 |
| [02:00.30] | 我摆岩姿势 |
| [02:02.57] | 纯粹娱乐你少讲废话多讲笑话最开胃 |
| [02:07.75] | 轮住去楂咪 |
| [02:09.83] | 咪争咪 |
| [02:11.10] | 你知书识礼 |
| [02:13.34] | 未够娱乐你不讲政治不讲教育太虚伪 |
| [02:18.56] | 现在要怎去造势 |
| [02:21.29] | 学唱尽各种声势 |
| [02:24.00] | 顺应随四周风势 |
| [02:27.73] | 开咪 |
| [02:30.89] | 英文：IamthebestOfthebest |
| [02:33.33] | 法文：JesuisdesmeilleurdUmeilleurs |
| [02:35.95] | 德文：IchbindasBesteyomBesten |
| [02:38.62] | 日文：Oregamailsaikou |
| [02:41.33] | 英文十普通话：I tried my best 我未有 regret |
| [02:46.18] | 全世界开咪 |
| [02:47.82] | 咪封咪 |
| [02:49.18] | 咪诸多管制 |
| [02:51.23] | 纯粹娱乐你少讲废话多讲笑话最开胃 |
| [02:56.54] | 轮住去楂� |
| [02:58.76] | 我OP咪 |
| [03:00.16] | 快摆好姿势 |
| [03:02.34] | 未够娱乐你不讲政治不讲教育太湿滞 |
| [03:06.56] | （湿滞 湿滞 湿滞 湿滞） |
| [03:08.18] | 现在要怎去造势 |
| [03:10.60] | 学唱尽各种声势 |
| [03:13.20] | 顺应民意的火势 |
| [03:16.29] | 开咪（开咪 开咪） |
| [03:21.82] | 开咪 |
| [03:24.78] | 开咪 |
| [00:02.77] | mi wang zhi wang |
| [00:04.96] | shen mi dian hua liu yan |
| [00:15.22] | Hello! You remember me? |
| [00:18.59] | I have many many questions to you |
| [00:21.70] | A. Yourwife is so nice |
| [00:23.78] | B. Yourdaughter is so beautiful and speaks English |
| [00:27.43] | C. Yourmami 6S So healthyand thirsty |
| [00:30.79] | D. YourPhilippino maid so work hard |
| [00:33.70] | E. Oh! Who am i? Hahaha!!! Where am i? How do you do? |
| [00:42.14] | you wen ti |
| [00:44.07] | shui ling ni sheng yin shou xi |
| [00:46.82] | le ling ni chen zao tui chu jiang ba kou feng bi |
| [00:52.64] | wu wen ti |
| [00:54.83] | shui you hui bu ke yi shi |
| [00:57.60] | ri ri shang bao zhi dui kong qi sui yi fa hui |
| [01:02.50] | lun dao wo kai mi |
| [01:04.66] | ni tui mi |
| [01:05.86] | wo bai nuo zi shi |
| [01:08.10] | chun cui yu le ni shao jiang fei hua duo jiang xiao hua zui kai wei |
| [01:13.17] | lun zhu chang kai mi |
| [01:15.46] | mi zheng mi |
| [01:16.63] | ni zhi shu shi li |
| [01:18.87] | wei gou yu le ni bu jiang zheng zhi bu jiang jiao yu tai xu wei |
| [01:24.23] | xian zai ni zen qu zao shi |
| [01:26.98] | xue chang jin ge zhong sheng shi |
| [01:29.65] | shun ying sui si zhou feng shi |
| [01:33.04] | kai mi |
| [01:36.50] | ni |
| [01:37.42] | luo tai |
| [01:38.75] | wu wei zai xu zhang sheng shi |
| [01:41.37] | ma wo chang ge guo zhong ai zhi zao wen ti |
| [01:47.14] | wo |
| [01:48.35] | shang tai |
| [01:49.55] | shui you pa kai sheng shi li |
| [01:52.19] | sui ge fa sheng dui guan zhong you ni pai di |
| [01:57.02] | lun dao wo kai mi |
| [01:59.10] | ni tui mi |
| [02:00.30] | wo bai yan zi shi |
| [02:02.57] | chun cui yu le ni shao jiang fei hua duo jiang xiao hua zui kai wei |
| [02:07.75] | lun zhu qu zha mi |
| [02:09.83] | mi zheng mi |
| [02:11.10] | ni zhi shu shi li |
| [02:13.34] | wei gou yu le ni bu jiang zheng zhi bu jiang jiao yu tai xu wei |
| [02:18.56] | xian zai yao zen qu zao shi |
| [02:21.29] | xue chang jin ge zhong sheng shi |
| [02:24.00] | shun ying sui si zhou feng shi |
| [02:27.73] | kai mi |
| [02:30.89] | ying wen: IamthebestOfthebest |
| [02:33.33] | fa wen: JesuisdesmeilleurdUmeilleurs |
| [02:35.95] | de wen: IchbindasBesteyomBesten |
| [02:38.62] | ri wen: Oregamailsaikou |
| [02:41.33] | ying wen shi pu tong hua: I tried my best wo wei you regret |
| [02:46.18] | quan shi jie kai mi |
| [02:47.82] | mi feng mi |
| [02:49.18] | mi zhu duo guan zhi |
| [02:51.23] | chun cui yu le ni shao jiang fei hua duo jiang xiao hua zui kai wei |
| [02:56.54] | lun zhu qu zha |
| [02:58.76] | wo OP mi |
| [03:00.16] | kuai bai hao zi shi |
| [03:02.34] | wei gou yu le ni bu jiang zheng zhi bu jiang jiao yu tai shi zhi |
| [03:06.56] | shi zhi shi zhi shi zhi shi zhi |
| [03:08.18] | xian zai yao zen qu zao shi |
| [03:10.60] | xue chang jin ge zhong sheng shi |
| [03:13.20] | shun ying min yi de huo shi |
| [03:16.29] | kai mi kai mi kai mi |
| [03:21.82] | kai mi |
| [03:24.78] | kai mi |
| [00:02.77] | mī wáng zhī wáng |
| [00:04.96] | shén mì diàn huà liú yán |
| [00:15.22] | Hello! You remember me? |
| [00:18.59] | I have many many questions to you |
| [00:21.70] | A. Yourwife is so nice |
| [00:23.78] | B. Yourdaughter is so beautiful and speaks English |
| [00:27.43] | C. Yourmami 6S So healthyand thirsty |
| [00:30.79] | D. YourPhilippino maid so work hard |
| [00:33.70] | E. Oh! Who am i? Hahaha!!! Where am i? How do you do? |
| [00:42.14] | yǒu wèn tí |
| [00:44.07] | shuí lìng nǐ shēng yīn shōu xì |
| [00:46.82] | lè lìng nǐ chèn zǎo tuì chū jiāng bǎ kǒu fēng bì |
| [00:52.64] | wú wèn tí |
| [00:54.83] | shuí yòu huì bù kě yī shì |
| [00:57.60] | rì rì shàng bào zhǐ duì kōng qì suí yì fā huī |
| [01:02.50] | lún dào wǒ kāi mī |
| [01:04.66] | nǐ tuī mī |
| [01:05.86] | wǒ bǎi nuò zī shì |
| [01:08.10] | chún cuì yú lè nǐ shǎo jiǎng fèi huà duō jiǎng xiào huà zuì kāi wèi |
| [01:13.17] | lún zhù chàng kāi mī |
| [01:15.46] | mī zhēng mī |
| [01:16.63] | nǐ zhī shū shí lǐ |
| [01:18.87] | wèi gòu yú lè nǐ bù jiǎng zhèng zhì bù jiǎng jiào yù tài xū wěi |
| [01:24.23] | xiàn zài nǐ zěn qù zào shì |
| [01:26.98] | xué chàng jǐn gè zhǒng shēng shì |
| [01:29.65] | shùn yìng suí sì zhōu fēng shì |
| [01:33.04] | kāi mī |
| [01:36.50] | nǐ |
| [01:37.42] | luò tái |
| [01:38.75] | wú wèi zài xū zhāng shēng shì |
| [01:41.37] | mà wǒ chàng gē guò zhōng ài zhì zào wèn tí |
| [01:47.14] | wǒ |
| [01:48.35] | shàng tái |
| [01:49.55] | shuí yòu pà kāi shēng shī lǐ |
| [01:52.19] | suì gè fā shēng duì guān zhòng yóu nǐ pāi dī |
| [01:57.02] | lún dào wǒ kāi mī |
| [01:59.10] | nǐ tuī mī |
| [02:00.30] | wǒ bǎi yán zī shì |
| [02:02.57] | chún cuì yú lè nǐ shǎo jiǎng fèi huà duō jiǎng xiào huà zuì kāi wèi |
| [02:07.75] | lún zhù qù zhā mī |
| [02:09.83] | mī zhēng mī |
| [02:11.10] | nǐ zhī shū shí lǐ |
| [02:13.34] | wèi gòu yú lè nǐ bù jiǎng zhèng zhì bù jiǎng jiào yù tài xū wěi |
| [02:18.56] | xiàn zài yào zěn qù zào shì |
| [02:21.29] | xué chàng jǐn gè zhǒng shēng shì |
| [02:24.00] | shùn yìng suí sì zhōu fēng shì |
| [02:27.73] | kāi mī |
| [02:30.89] | yīng wén: IamthebestOfthebest |
| [02:33.33] | fǎ wén: JesuisdesmeilleurdUmeilleurs |
| [02:35.95] | dé wén: IchbindasBesteyomBesten |
| [02:38.62] | rì wén: Oregamailsaikou |
| [02:41.33] | yīng wén shí pǔ tōng huà: I tried my best wǒ wèi yǒu regret |
| [02:46.18] | quán shì jiè kāi mī |
| [02:47.82] | mī fēng mī |
| [02:49.18] | mī zhū duō guǎn zhì |
| [02:51.23] | chún cuì yú lè nǐ shǎo jiǎng fèi huà duō jiǎng xiào huà zuì kāi wèi |
| [02:56.54] | lún zhù qù zhā |
| [02:58.76] | wǒ OP mī |
| [03:00.16] | kuài bǎi hǎo zī shì |
| [03:02.34] | wèi gòu yú lè nǐ bù jiǎng zhèng zhì bù jiǎng jiào yù tài shī zhì |
| [03:06.56] | shī zhì shī zhì shī zhì shī zhì |
| [03:08.18] | xiàn zài yào zěn qù zào shì |
| [03:10.60] | xué chàng jǐn gè zhǒng shēng shì |
| [03:13.20] | shùn yìng mín yì de huǒ shì |
| [03:16.29] | kāi mī kāi mī kāi mī |
| [03:21.82] | kāi mī |
| [03:24.78] | kāi mī |
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