| Song | Xmas Curtain |
| Artist | My Morning Jacket |
| Album | Okonokos |
| Hey | |
| The Christmas curtain falls on lawbreakers who pave the way | |
| For thoughtless folks like me and J. who'd pay | |
| But can't afford the finer things in life | |
| So we heist them all | |
| We're criminals that never break the law | |
| So | |
| To all you frowns, go down to town square and get some action | |
| From the Christmas girl that lives inside your womb | |
| She's always there, I think that I'm certain | |
| You pay to get behind her Christmas curtain | |
| You're the criminal that never breaks the law |