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[al:A Wasteland Companion] |
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Watch the Show - M.Ward |
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Good night to all you late night TV watchers, |
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And let me say "good morning" to you all. |
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At the sound of my voice |
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Through this microphone line, |
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Consider that your wake up call. |
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Wake up call |
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My name is Billy R. Burrows. |
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I am not the man you think I am. |
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Some mistake me for a writer, |
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Some mistake me for another network man. |
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I am the guy who has just hijacked this channel. |
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This telecast is now under my control, |
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My control |
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And now that I have the chance |
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To say what's on my mind, |
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Let me tell you tales untold. |
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For thirty years I've worked here at this TV station |
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In an editing room no one has ever seen, |
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Inserting laughter after every punch line, |
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And gasping after every scream. |
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But now I want you to give me back |
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The years that I have wasted |
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Staring at these television screens, |
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Screens |
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And now that I have your attention, |
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Let me show you what I mean. |
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As I remember back when I was in high school, |
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I never thought I'd stoop so low. |
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I thought I'd be the guy unmasking the clown, |
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Not the guy out polishing his nose. |
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So tomorrow on your way to work, |
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Who'll be wearing the emperor's clothes? |
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Watch the show. |
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Emm... |
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Watch the show. |
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Emm... |
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Watch the show. |
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Emm... |
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Watch the show. |
