| Song | 35 Laurel Drive |
| Artist | MC Lars |
| Album | This Gigantic Robot Kills |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作曲 : Finale, Linus Of Hollywood ... | |
| John Thatcher Longley: Yo! | |
| Lars: John. | |
| JTL: What's up? | |
| Lars: Yo, I'm going to put the song about your house on the album. Is that cool? | |
| JTL: Uh... Yeah, I just don't want to have any, like, stalkers knowing my name, like my full name. | |
| Do you think it's cool? | |
| Lars: We'll keep it on the DL. We're going to spell it in the lyrics different than it is. | |
| JTL: Alright, that's cool, yeah, whatever. | |
| My drummer has the messiest house in New Jersey | |
| My drummer has the messiest house in New Jersey | |
| CHORUS | |
| John Thatcher Longley - clean up your house | |
| John Thatcher Longley - clean up your house | |
| My drummer has the messiest house in New Jersey | |
| My drummer has the messiest house in New Jersey | |
| My drummer has a messy house | |
| And that is what this song's about | |
| As I write these rhymes I'm starting to doubt | |
| This kid will ever take the garbage out | |
| The living room is full of cans | |
| The ping-pong table barely stands | |
| I guess he's too busy with other demands | |
| like Game Cube and listening to pop punk bands | |
| There's pizza boxes stacked in the living room | |
| No mops, no brooms, and no vacuums | |
| Open the fridge and you might see | |
| Half a Mr. Pibb and some moldy cheese | |
| Upstairs the toilet barely works | |
| That's just one of the many perks | |
| Last time it took me half an hour | |
| To figure out how to work his upstairs shower | |
| CHORUS | |
| His house makes me think about | |
| All the things in life you can live without | |
| LIke Internet, pens, tables and chairs | |
| There's mail stacked randomly on the stairs | |
| The bathroom door's falling off | |
| I went to the attic and started to cough | |
| But every time a tour rolls by, you know we'll stay at Laurel Drive | |
| CHORUS | |
| John Thatcher Longley - clean up your house | |
| John Thatcher Longley - clean up your house | |
| John Thatcher Longley - clean up your house | |
| John Thatcher Longley - clean up your house | |
| Lars: I mean, does it make you mad at all? | |
| JTL: No, no, I think it's hilarious. | |
| Lars: Alright cool, I just wanted to make sure it was cool. | |
| My drummer has a messy house, | |
| and that is what this song's about. |
| zuo qu : Finale, Linus Of Hollywood ... | |
| John Thatcher Longley: Yo! | |
| Lars: John. | |
| JTL: What' s up? | |
| Lars: Yo, I' m going to put the song about your house on the album. Is that cool? | |
| JTL: Uh... Yeah, I just don' t want to have any, like, stalkers knowing my name, like my full name. | |
| Do you think it' s cool? | |
| Lars: We' ll keep it on the DL. We' re going to spell it in the lyrics different than it is. | |
| JTL: Alright, that' s cool, yeah, whatever. | |
| My drummer has the messiest house in New Jersey | |
| My drummer has the messiest house in New Jersey | |
| CHORUS | |
| John Thatcher Longley clean up your house | |
| John Thatcher Longley clean up your house | |
| My drummer has the messiest house in New Jersey | |
| My drummer has the messiest house in New Jersey | |
| My drummer has a messy house | |
| And that is what this song' s about | |
| As I write these rhymes I' m starting to doubt | |
| This kid will ever take the garbage out | |
| The living room is full of cans | |
| The pingpong table barely stands | |
| I guess he' s too busy with other demands | |
| like Game Cube and listening to pop punk bands | |
| There' s pizza boxes stacked in the living room | |
| No mops, no brooms, and no vacuums | |
| Open the fridge and you might see | |
| Half a Mr. Pibb and some moldy cheese | |
| Upstairs the toilet barely works | |
| That' s just one of the many perks | |
| Last time it took me half an hour | |
| To figure out how to work his upstairs shower | |
| CHORUS | |
| His house makes me think about | |
| All the things in life you can live without | |
| LIke Internet, pens, tables and chairs | |
| There' s mail stacked randomly on the stairs | |
| The bathroom door' s falling off | |
| I went to the attic and started to cough | |
| But every time a tour rolls by, you know we' ll stay at Laurel Drive | |
| CHORUS | |
| John Thatcher Longley clean up your house | |
| John Thatcher Longley clean up your house | |
| John Thatcher Longley clean up your house | |
| John Thatcher Longley clean up your house | |
| Lars: I mean, does it make you mad at all? | |
| JTL: No, no, I think it' s hilarious. | |
| Lars: Alright cool, I just wanted to make sure it was cool. | |
| My drummer has a messy house, | |
| and that is what this song' s about. |
| zuò qǔ : Finale, Linus Of Hollywood ... | |
| John Thatcher Longley: Yo! | |
| Lars: John. | |
| JTL: What' s up? | |
| Lars: Yo, I' m going to put the song about your house on the album. Is that cool? | |
| JTL: Uh... Yeah, I just don' t want to have any, like, stalkers knowing my name, like my full name. | |
| Do you think it' s cool? | |
| Lars: We' ll keep it on the DL. We' re going to spell it in the lyrics different than it is. | |
| JTL: Alright, that' s cool, yeah, whatever. | |
| My drummer has the messiest house in New Jersey | |
| My drummer has the messiest house in New Jersey | |
| CHORUS | |
| John Thatcher Longley clean up your house | |
| John Thatcher Longley clean up your house | |
| My drummer has the messiest house in New Jersey | |
| My drummer has the messiest house in New Jersey | |
| My drummer has a messy house | |
| And that is what this song' s about | |
| As I write these rhymes I' m starting to doubt | |
| This kid will ever take the garbage out | |
| The living room is full of cans | |
| The pingpong table barely stands | |
| I guess he' s too busy with other demands | |
| like Game Cube and listening to pop punk bands | |
| There' s pizza boxes stacked in the living room | |
| No mops, no brooms, and no vacuums | |
| Open the fridge and you might see | |
| Half a Mr. Pibb and some moldy cheese | |
| Upstairs the toilet barely works | |
| That' s just one of the many perks | |
| Last time it took me half an hour | |
| To figure out how to work his upstairs shower | |
| CHORUS | |
| His house makes me think about | |
| All the things in life you can live without | |
| LIke Internet, pens, tables and chairs | |
| There' s mail stacked randomly on the stairs | |
| The bathroom door' s falling off | |
| I went to the attic and started to cough | |
| But every time a tour rolls by, you know we' ll stay at Laurel Drive | |
| CHORUS | |
| John Thatcher Longley clean up your house | |
| John Thatcher Longley clean up your house | |
| John Thatcher Longley clean up your house | |
| John Thatcher Longley clean up your house | |
| Lars: I mean, does it make you mad at all? | |
| JTL: No, no, I think it' s hilarious. | |
| Lars: Alright cool, I just wanted to make sure it was cool. | |
| My drummer has a messy house, | |
| and that is what this song' s about. |