Hipster Girl Lyrics
| Song | Hipster Girl |
| Artist | MC Lars |
| Album | This Gigantic Robot Kills |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| Hipster girl: So check this. I just read the Pitchfork review of the new Pavement reissue. | |
| Stephen Malkumus is a genius, but let's face it� he's no Conor Oberst. I'm just saying. | |
| It's not 1994 anymore, duh. Did I show you my new mini skirt/leggings combo? | |
| You know what they say: ugly IS the new hot. | |
| I met her in the thrift shop bumping indie hip-hop | |
| Calculator wrist watch, Shins t-shirt and flip-flops | |
| Queen of the hipster scene, straight out of Vice Magazine | |
| Social outcast at 16 but now she lives her BoHo Dream | |
| She came from Omaha to Williamsburg | |
| She loved Karen O and she had heard | |
| That Brooklyn was the hipster mecca | |
| Packed her bags with her friend Rebecca | |
| Said she had a thing for broke dudes in bands | |
| Who lived by Union or by Grand | |
| So we went down to the Bedford Bar | |
| And bought a six dollar PBR | |
| Hipster girl: Ezra. Go down Bedord, take a right on Metropolitan, then a right on Union, | |
| and then you're here. Just text me when you get here okay? | |
| CHORUS: | |
| Hipster girl | |
| Cool by the numbers and she rocks my world | |
| Knows all the indie bands you've never heard | |
| She's my hipster girl | |
| She thinks uncool stuff is mad cool, indie culture's fad rule | |
| But cool stuff is uncool, right? That's why Friday's Jewel night | |
| She reads books no one has read, laughs at jokes no one has said | |
| So ironic with her taste, her whole life is cut and paste | |
| It's a metrosexual romance, she wears my shirts and I wear her pants | |
| We play dodge ball, kid sports are cool | |
| Watching Spank Rock and McCarren Park Pool | |
| She's my trust fund baby bohemian, her vegan humus keeps her thin, | |
| I love my L-Train girl it's true, she always goes down on the weekends too | |
| Hipster girl: By the way, that pro-Bush shirt you're wearing is making me really uncomfortable, | |
| you may be wearing it ironically, but that doesn't give you the license to be obnoxious� you | |
| look like a hardcore fascist redneck! | |
| CHORUS: | |
| Hipster girl | |
| Cool by the numbers and she rocks my world | |
| Knows all the indie bands you've never heard | |
| She's my hipster girl | |
| BRIDGE: | |
| Donnie Darko makes no sense! | |
| Hipster girl: When did side-pony tails get cool again? | |
| Your fixed-gear bike makes no sense! | |
| Hipster girl: I've been trying to do that dirty-chic thing, you know? | |
| Donnie Darko makes no sense! | |
| Hipster girl: I am so BoHo right now | |
| L train girls don't make sense (I don't get it, I don't get it) | |
| Hipster girl | |
| Cool by the numbers and she rocks my world | |
| Knows all the indie bands you've never heard | |
| She's my hipster girl | |
| Hipster girl | |
| She's got her latte and some spoken word | |
| Ironic statements on her vintage shirts | |
| She's my hipster girl | |
| Hipster girl: I'll give it to you, Napoleon Dynamite was funny, but "Vote for Pedro" t-shirts at | |
| Wal-Mart? What are they thinking. Wal-Mart is evil. Their health care is totally inadequate. | |
| Didn't you see the screening of that Robert Greenwald movie at Pete's Candy Store? It was so sad. | |
| What is with all of these hipsters taking over Williamsburg? |
| Hipster girl: So check this. I just read the Pitchfork review of the new Pavement reissue. | |
| Stephen Malkumus is a genius, but let' s face it he' s no Conor Oberst. I' m just saying. | |
| It' s not 1994 anymore, duh. Did I show you my new mini skirt leggings combo? | |
| You know what they say: ugly IS the new hot. | |
| I met her in the thrift shop bumping indie hiphop | |
| Calculator wrist watch, Shins tshirt and flipflops | |
| Queen of the hipster scene, straight out of Vice Magazine | |
| Social outcast at 16 but now she lives her BoHo Dream | |
| She came from Omaha to Williamsburg | |
| She loved Karen O and she had heard | |
| That Brooklyn was the hipster mecca | |
| Packed her bags with her friend Rebecca | |
| Said she had a thing for broke dudes in bands | |
| Who lived by Union or by Grand | |
| So we went down to the Bedford Bar | |
| And bought a six dollar PBR | |
| Hipster girl: Ezra. Go down Bedord, take a right on Metropolitan, then a right on Union, | |
| and then you' re here. Just text me when you get here okay? | |
| CHORUS: | |
| Hipster girl | |
| Cool by the numbers and she rocks my world | |
| Knows all the indie bands you' ve never heard | |
| She' s my hipster girl | |
| She thinks uncool stuff is mad cool, indie culture' s fad rule | |
| But cool stuff is uncool, right? That' s why Friday' s Jewel night | |
| She reads books no one has read, laughs at jokes no one has said | |
| So ironic with her taste, her whole life is cut and paste | |
| It' s a metrosexual romance, she wears my shirts and I wear her pants | |
| We play dodge ball, kid sports are cool | |
| Watching Spank Rock and McCarren Park Pool | |
| She' s my trust fund baby bohemian, her vegan humus keeps her thin, | |
| I love my LTrain girl it' s true, she always goes down on the weekends too | |
| Hipster girl: By the way, that proBush shirt you' re wearing is making me really uncomfortable, | |
| you may be wearing it ironically, but that doesn' t give you the license to be obnoxious you | |
| look like a hardcore fascist redneck! | |
| CHORUS: | |
| Hipster girl | |
| Cool by the numbers and she rocks my world | |
| Knows all the indie bands you' ve never heard | |
| She' s my hipster girl | |
| BRIDGE: | |
| Donnie Darko makes no sense! | |
| Hipster girl: When did sidepony tails get cool again? | |
| Your fixedgear bike makes no sense! | |
| Hipster girl: I' ve been trying to do that dirtychic thing, you know? | |
| Donnie Darko makes no sense! | |
| Hipster girl: I am so BoHo right now | |
| L train girls don' t make sense I don' t get it, I don' t get it | |
| Hipster girl | |
| Cool by the numbers and she rocks my world | |
| Knows all the indie bands you' ve never heard | |
| She' s my hipster girl | |
| Hipster girl | |
| She' s got her latte and some spoken word | |
| Ironic statements on her vintage shirts | |
| She' s my hipster girl | |
| Hipster girl: I' ll give it to you, Napoleon Dynamite was funny, but " Vote for Pedro" tshirts at | |
| WalMart? What are they thinking. WalMart is evil. Their health care is totally inadequate. | |
| Didn' t you see the screening of that Robert Greenwald movie at Pete' s Candy Store? It was so sad. | |
| What is with all of these hipsters taking over Williamsburg? |
| Hipster girl: So check this. I just read the Pitchfork review of the new Pavement reissue. | |
| Stephen Malkumus is a genius, but let' s face it he' s no Conor Oberst. I' m just saying. | |
| It' s not 1994 anymore, duh. Did I show you my new mini skirt leggings combo? | |
| You know what they say: ugly IS the new hot. | |
| I met her in the thrift shop bumping indie hiphop | |
| Calculator wrist watch, Shins tshirt and flipflops | |
| Queen of the hipster scene, straight out of Vice Magazine | |
| Social outcast at 16 but now she lives her BoHo Dream | |
| She came from Omaha to Williamsburg | |
| She loved Karen O and she had heard | |
| That Brooklyn was the hipster mecca | |
| Packed her bags with her friend Rebecca | |
| Said she had a thing for broke dudes in bands | |
| Who lived by Union or by Grand | |
| So we went down to the Bedford Bar | |
| And bought a six dollar PBR | |
| Hipster girl: Ezra. Go down Bedord, take a right on Metropolitan, then a right on Union, | |
| and then you' re here. Just text me when you get here okay? | |
| CHORUS: | |
| Hipster girl | |
| Cool by the numbers and she rocks my world | |
| Knows all the indie bands you' ve never heard | |
| She' s my hipster girl | |
| She thinks uncool stuff is mad cool, indie culture' s fad rule | |
| But cool stuff is uncool, right? That' s why Friday' s Jewel night | |
| She reads books no one has read, laughs at jokes no one has said | |
| So ironic with her taste, her whole life is cut and paste | |
| It' s a metrosexual romance, she wears my shirts and I wear her pants | |
| We play dodge ball, kid sports are cool | |
| Watching Spank Rock and McCarren Park Pool | |
| She' s my trust fund baby bohemian, her vegan humus keeps her thin, | |
| I love my LTrain girl it' s true, she always goes down on the weekends too | |
| Hipster girl: By the way, that proBush shirt you' re wearing is making me really uncomfortable, | |
| you may be wearing it ironically, but that doesn' t give you the license to be obnoxious you | |
| look like a hardcore fascist redneck! | |
| CHORUS: | |
| Hipster girl | |
| Cool by the numbers and she rocks my world | |
| Knows all the indie bands you' ve never heard | |
| She' s my hipster girl | |
| BRIDGE: | |
| Donnie Darko makes no sense! | |
| Hipster girl: When did sidepony tails get cool again? | |
| Your fixedgear bike makes no sense! | |
| Hipster girl: I' ve been trying to do that dirtychic thing, you know? | |
| Donnie Darko makes no sense! | |
| Hipster girl: I am so BoHo right now | |
| L train girls don' t make sense I don' t get it, I don' t get it | |
| Hipster girl | |
| Cool by the numbers and she rocks my world | |
| Knows all the indie bands you' ve never heard | |
| She' s my hipster girl | |
| Hipster girl | |
| She' s got her latte and some spoken word | |
| Ironic statements on her vintage shirts | |
| She' s my hipster girl | |
| Hipster girl: I' ll give it to you, Napoleon Dynamite was funny, but " Vote for Pedro" tshirts at | |
| WalMart? What are they thinking. WalMart is evil. Their health care is totally inadequate. | |
| Didn' t you see the screening of that Robert Greenwald movie at Pete' s Candy Store? It was so sad. | |
| What is with all of these hipsters taking over Williamsburg? |
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