True Player For Real Lyrics
| Song | True Player For Real |
| Artist | MC Lars |
| Album | This Gigantic Robot Kills |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作曲 : Brown, Jimenez, MC Lars | |
| Since I was 3 I had ADHD, | |
| got in trouble constantly, said, "Just gotta be me!" | |
| Nineteen years later I've got this piece of paper | |
| It says "congrats, you're broke English major" | |
| I still live with mom and dad and it's kind of sad | |
| when this Stanford grad brings ladies to his pad, | |
| "What up girl?" | |
| "Aren't you that rapper with that song about Hot Topic?" | |
| Maybe Bukowski was right about women? "ha ha, stop it!" | |
| This is an old-school jam, I'm dropping knowledge like Plato | |
| while most rappers track it backwards and stay flat like Play Dough | |
| but I'm a Minor Threat, I flip scripts so they know | |
| You can't taze me bro ("Don't taze me bro!") | |
| Not to conceal, keep it surreal, | |
| piss off the British press when I'm like, "Who's John Peel?" | |
| The NME says, "Lars is well rubbish, | |
| his single is bollocks," but I know that they love this! | |
| chorus | |
| I'm MC Lars (true player for real!) | |
| TPFR (true player for real) | |
| It's my self-referential introduction song | |
| TPFR (true player for real) | |
| I'm MC Lars (true player for real!) | |
| TPFR (true player for real!) | |
| The name's MC Lars now you know the deal | |
| (true player for real) | |
| Once upon a time Grandmaster Flash | |
| inspired these nerds with a culture clash | |
| Once Run-DMC mixed rock guitars | |
| with the kick, snare, kick, kick, snare | |
| Public Enemy took a political stand, | |
| now we pirate these records like damn the man | |
| NWA got attacked by the media, | |
| now we check the facts up on Wikipedia | |
| Can't get on the stage at the Jay-Z show | |
| so we boot up ProTools and bust a funky flow | |
| Online for free we don't make dough, | |
| okay just thought I'd let you know | |
| And I can give you 27 reasons why | |
| Nerdcore rhymes are just as fly | |
| As anything born from mainstream rap, | |
| Till my laptop dies... and I'll take that back | |
| chorus | |
| I'm MC Lars (true player for real!) | |
| TPFR (true player for real) | |
| Still my self-referential introduction song | |
| TPFR (true player for real) | |
| I'm MC Lars (true player for real!) | |
| TPFR (true player for real!) | |
| The name's MC Lars now you know the deal | |
| (true player for real) | |
| Like Ralph Waldo Emerson, I stay "Self Reliant" | |
| Genre-defiant, all ages shows with Kobe Bryant | |
| I just checked billboard, my album's in the charts | |
| I think therefore I soundscan, right Descartes? | |
| But am I a culture thief making hip-hop sound white? | |
| Haven't got the right like Lancelot the knight? | |
| No, Camelot's a myth, and Guinevere's a slut | |
| So I'll jump into this mosh pit, pants sagging like "What!"... key change | |
| chorus | |
| I'm MC Lars (true player for real!) | |
| TPFR (true player for real) | |
| Still my self-referential introduction song | |
| TPFR (true player for real) | |
| I'm MC Lars (true player for real!) | |
| TPFR (true player for real!) | |
| The name's MC Lars now you know the deal | |
| (true player for real) | |
| Outro: | |
| I kill it on stage, with two DI's, why? | |
| Post-punk laptop rap is the new DIY | |
| (true player for real!) | |
| TPFR (true player for real) | |
| I kill it on stage, with two DI's, why? | |
| Post-punk laptop rap is the new DIY | |
| TPFR (true player for real) | |
| TPFR (true player for real) | |
| True player.... true player |
| zuo qu : Brown, Jimenez, MC Lars | |
| Since I was 3 I had ADHD, | |
| got in trouble constantly, said, " Just gotta be me!" | |
| Nineteen years later I' ve got this piece of paper | |
| It says " congrats, you' re broke English major" | |
| I still live with mom and dad and it' s kind of sad | |
| when this Stanford grad brings ladies to his pad, | |
| " What up girl?" | |
| " Aren' t you that rapper with that song about Hot Topic?" | |
| Maybe Bukowski was right about women? " ha ha, stop it!" | |
| This is an oldschool jam, I' m dropping knowledge like Plato | |
| while most rappers track it backwards and stay flat like Play Dough | |
| but I' m a Minor Threat, I flip scripts so they know | |
| You can' t taze me bro " Don' t taze me bro!" | |
| Not to conceal, keep it surreal, | |
| piss off the British press when I' m like, " Who' s John Peel?" | |
| The NME says, " Lars is well rubbish, | |
| his single is bollocks," but I know that they love this! | |
| chorus | |
| I' m MC Lars true player for real! | |
| TPFR true player for real | |
| It' s my selfreferential introduction song | |
| TPFR true player for real | |
| I' m MC Lars true player for real! | |
| TPFR true player for real! | |
| The name' s MC Lars now you know the deal | |
| true player for real | |
| Once upon a time Grandmaster Flash | |
| inspired these nerds with a culture clash | |
| Once RunDMC mixed rock guitars | |
| with the kick, snare, kick, kick, snare | |
| Public Enemy took a political stand, | |
| now we pirate these records like damn the man | |
| NWA got attacked by the media, | |
| now we check the facts up on Wikipedia | |
| Can' t get on the stage at the JayZ show | |
| so we boot up ProTools and bust a funky flow | |
| Online for free we don' t make dough, | |
| okay just thought I' d let you know | |
| And I can give you 27 reasons why | |
| Nerdcore rhymes are just as fly | |
| As anything born from mainstream rap, | |
| Till my laptop dies... and I' ll take that back | |
| chorus | |
| I' m MC Lars true player for real! | |
| TPFR true player for real | |
| Still my selfreferential introduction song | |
| TPFR true player for real | |
| I' m MC Lars true player for real! | |
| TPFR true player for real! | |
| The name' s MC Lars now you know the deal | |
| true player for real | |
| Like Ralph Waldo Emerson, I stay " Self Reliant" | |
| Genredefiant, all ages shows with Kobe Bryant | |
| I just checked billboard, my album' s in the charts | |
| I think therefore I soundscan, right Descartes? | |
| But am I a culture thief making hiphop sound white? | |
| Haven' t got the right like Lancelot the knight? | |
| No, Camelot' s a myth, and Guinevere' s a slut | |
| So I' ll jump into this mosh pit, pants sagging like " What!"... key change | |
| chorus | |
| I' m MC Lars true player for real! | |
| TPFR true player for real | |
| Still my selfreferential introduction song | |
| TPFR true player for real | |
| I' m MC Lars true player for real! | |
| TPFR true player for real! | |
| The name' s MC Lars now you know the deal | |
| true player for real | |
| Outro: | |
| I kill it on stage, with two DI' s, why? | |
| Postpunk laptop rap is the new DIY | |
| true player for real! | |
| TPFR true player for real | |
| I kill it on stage, with two DI' s, why? | |
| Postpunk laptop rap is the new DIY | |
| TPFR true player for real | |
| TPFR true player for real | |
| True player.... true player |
| zuò qǔ : Brown, Jimenez, MC Lars | |
| Since I was 3 I had ADHD, | |
| got in trouble constantly, said, " Just gotta be me!" | |
| Nineteen years later I' ve got this piece of paper | |
| It says " congrats, you' re broke English major" | |
| I still live with mom and dad and it' s kind of sad | |
| when this Stanford grad brings ladies to his pad, | |
| " What up girl?" | |
| " Aren' t you that rapper with that song about Hot Topic?" | |
| Maybe Bukowski was right about women? " ha ha, stop it!" | |
| This is an oldschool jam, I' m dropping knowledge like Plato | |
| while most rappers track it backwards and stay flat like Play Dough | |
| but I' m a Minor Threat, I flip scripts so they know | |
| You can' t taze me bro " Don' t taze me bro!" | |
| Not to conceal, keep it surreal, | |
| piss off the British press when I' m like, " Who' s John Peel?" | |
| The NME says, " Lars is well rubbish, | |
| his single is bollocks," but I know that they love this! | |
| chorus | |
| I' m MC Lars true player for real! | |
| TPFR true player for real | |
| It' s my selfreferential introduction song | |
| TPFR true player for real | |
| I' m MC Lars true player for real! | |
| TPFR true player for real! | |
| The name' s MC Lars now you know the deal | |
| true player for real | |
| Once upon a time Grandmaster Flash | |
| inspired these nerds with a culture clash | |
| Once RunDMC mixed rock guitars | |
| with the kick, snare, kick, kick, snare | |
| Public Enemy took a political stand, | |
| now we pirate these records like damn the man | |
| NWA got attacked by the media, | |
| now we check the facts up on Wikipedia | |
| Can' t get on the stage at the JayZ show | |
| so we boot up ProTools and bust a funky flow | |
| Online for free we don' t make dough, | |
| okay just thought I' d let you know | |
| And I can give you 27 reasons why | |
| Nerdcore rhymes are just as fly | |
| As anything born from mainstream rap, | |
| Till my laptop dies... and I' ll take that back | |
| chorus | |
| I' m MC Lars true player for real! | |
| TPFR true player for real | |
| Still my selfreferential introduction song | |
| TPFR true player for real | |
| I' m MC Lars true player for real! | |
| TPFR true player for real! | |
| The name' s MC Lars now you know the deal | |
| true player for real | |
| Like Ralph Waldo Emerson, I stay " Self Reliant" | |
| Genredefiant, all ages shows with Kobe Bryant | |
| I just checked billboard, my album' s in the charts | |
| I think therefore I soundscan, right Descartes? | |
| But am I a culture thief making hiphop sound white? | |
| Haven' t got the right like Lancelot the knight? | |
| No, Camelot' s a myth, and Guinevere' s a slut | |
| So I' ll jump into this mosh pit, pants sagging like " What!"... key change | |
| chorus | |
| I' m MC Lars true player for real! | |
| TPFR true player for real | |
| Still my selfreferential introduction song | |
| TPFR true player for real | |
| I' m MC Lars true player for real! | |
| TPFR true player for real! | |
| The name' s MC Lars now you know the deal | |
| true player for real | |
| Outro: | |
| I kill it on stage, with two DI' s, why? | |
| Postpunk laptop rap is the new DIY | |
| true player for real! | |
| TPFR true player for real | |
| I kill it on stage, with two DI' s, why? | |
| Postpunk laptop rap is the new DIY | |
| TPFR true player for real | |
| TPFR true player for real | |
| True player.... true player |
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