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Beef rap could lead to gettin? teeth capped |
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Or even a wreath for mom dukes on some grief crap |
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I suggest you change your diet |
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It can lead to high blood pressure if you fry it |
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Or even a stroke, heart attack, heart disease |
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It ain't no startin? back once arteries start to squeeze |
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Take the easy way out, phony, until then they know |
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They wouldn't be talkin? that bologna in the bullpen |
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So disgustin, pardon self as I discuss this |
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They talk a wealth of shit and they ain't never seen the justice |
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Bust this like a cold milk from out the toilet |
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Two batteries some Brillo and some foil, he'll boil it |
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He be better off on PC glued |
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And it's a feud so don't be in no TV mood |
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Every week it's mystery meat, seaweed stewed |
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He wears a mask just to cover the raw flesh |
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A rather ugly brother with flows that's gorgeous |
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Drop dead joints hit the whips like bird shit |
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They need it like a hole in they head or a third tit |
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Her bra smell, his card say, aw, hell |
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Barred from all bars and kicked out the Carvel |
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Keep a cooker where the jar fell |
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And keep a cheap hooker that's off the hook like Ma Bell |
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Top bleeding, maybe fellow took the loaded rod gears |
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Stop feeding babies colored, sugar coated lard squares |
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The odd pairs swears and God fears |
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Even when it's rotten, we've gotten through the hard years |
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I wrote this note around New Year's |
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Off a couple a shots and a few beers, but who cares |
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Enough about me, it's about the beats |
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Not about the streets and who food he about to eat |
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A rhymin? cannibal who's dressed to kill, it's cynical |
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Whether is it animal, vegetable or mineral |
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It's a miracle how he get so lyrical |
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And proceed to move the crowd like a old negro spiritual |
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For a mil' do a commercial for Mello Yello |
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Tell 'em devil's hell, no, sell y'all own Jello |
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We hollow krills, she swallow pills |
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He follow flea collar, three dollar bills |
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And squeal for halal veal, in y'all appeal |
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Dig the real, it's how the big ballers deal |
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Twirl a L after every meal |
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Word up to all rappers, shut up with ya shuttin? up |
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And keep your shirt on, at least a button up |
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Yuck, is they rhymers or strippin? males? |
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Outta work jerks since they shut down Chippendales |
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They chippin? nails, doom, chippin? scales |
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Let alone the pre-orders that's counted off shippin? sales |
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This one goes out to all my peoples skippin? bail |
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Dippin? jail, whippin? tail and sippin? ale |
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Light the doobie ?til it glow like a ruby |
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After which they couldn't find the villain like Scooby |
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He's in the lab on some old Buddha Monk shit |
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Overproof drunk shit and who'da thunk it |
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Punk, try and ask why ours be better |
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It could be the iron mask or the Cosby sweater |
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Yes, you, who's screwed by the dude on the CD nude |