| Song | Because Of My Poor Education |
| Artist | Morrissey |
| Album | Swords |
| Because of my poor education | |
| I don't expect your invitation | |
| A ship lost inches away from the bay | |
| Because of my poor education | |
| I can't endure my situation | |
| This here is my bed and | |
| I must lie | |
| Because of this strange indentation | |
| I live my life without affection | |
| Kindhearted view me and say | |
| Thank God, that's not me | |
| Once I was sure | |
| I had found my hero | |
| And I allowed myself to think so | |
| Reality is not real to me |