| [00:00.000] | 作词 : 某幻君/老番茄 |
| [00:00.720] | 作曲 : CJ/今晚吃鱼丸 |
| [00:01.441] | 哎呀你怎么秃了呀 你才二十多岁啊兄弟 |
| [00:04.937] | 唉 你这么熬夜 迟早也会秃的啦 |
| [00:08.190] | 不可能我跟你说 因为 |
| [00:10.685] | 我是长发公主守夜champion the king of 熬夜 |
| [00:13.187] | 通宵和猪猪女孩聊天辐射拍打在我脸 |
| [00:15.689] | 我也不介 意 |
| [00:16.938] | 我的头发就像树根繁花盛叶插在大 地 |
| [00:19.183] | 翻动字典找不到BALD |
| [00:20.688] | 夜王我来扮演 king in the night 只能我来 |
| [00:23.190] | 长发公主 人见人爱 靠着发量十八岁登上舞台 |
| [00:26.185] | 小时候我问妈妈我是你的撒子来 |
| [00:28.435] | 妈妈说 |
| [00:29.186] | 娃儿你是妈妈的好拖把头子 拖地爽的来！ |
| [00:31.936] | 刘海遮住了视线 发际线迷人眼 小姑娘都在迷恋 |
| [00:34.688] | 头发又黑又浓 轻松登上了杂志封面 哟 |
| [00:37.439] | 小小年纪 靠头发赚钱 熬夜的人们 都红极了眼 |
| [00:39.935] | 造谣我 诋毁我 知乎上黑我 都**在骂我基因突变 |
| [00:42.937] | GIAO！ |
| [00:43.687] | 360度的环绕 |
| [00:44.690] | 围绕着我的头发 我要思考为什么都不掉 |
| [00:47.693] | 对你最 严酷的打击 是那一堆 胎毛的印记 |
| [00:50.189] | 到现在都 在头上堆积 You can never make it |
| [00:53.437] | 羡慕我 羡慕我 |
| [00:54.686] | 程序员都羡慕我 理发师都羡慕我 |
| [00:57.189] | 猩猩哥也羡慕我 老番茄都羡慕我 |
| [00:59.938] | ZOO全都羡慕我 |
| [01:01.188] | 快来快来羡慕我 |
| [01:02.687] | 所有人都来羡慕我 |
| [01:04.189] | 早上八点闹铃 把我叫醒 爬起了身子 把 |
| [01:06.440] | 被子刷刷得叠好 对了热咖啡要趁早吧 |
| [01:09.436] | 哈 哪里是自夸 晚睡和早起在我看最搭 不是吗 |
| [01:12.189] | 一摸头 what where are my 秀发 |
| [01:14.686] | Blalalalalalalalala 从来都没觉得头发是这么重要 |
| [01:16.689] | 别人在挑 哪个发型更飘 更出跳 我在挑鸭舌帽 |
| [01:19.685] | 每天抹两瓶生发液 每天吃两斤海带结 |
| [01:22.187] | 但是都没啥用 头顶凉心里痛 |
| [01:23.936] | 大夫说别做梦 这钱能买双新鞋 |
| [01:25.686] | 去九华山大家都找我拍照 说我是少林武僧 |
| [01:28.188] | 骑自行车出门被交警警告 说我打远光大灯 |
| [01:30.439] | 现在连地中海的发型对我都是一种高攀 |
| [01:33.185] | 再怎么说也是有几根草的荒地 而我是戈壁滩 |
| [01:35.936] | 心酸 难堪 不安 地漫步在黄浦江畔 |
| [01:38.438] | 流星飞过了我祈求生发 流星当场掉头折返 |
| [01:41.691] | 这时一个星探把我拦 下 |
| [01:43.188] | 我问他难 道是我有绝世美颜 |
| [01:45.191] | 他说替葛优找替身演员 |
| [01:46.937] | 嘲笑我 嘲笑我 |
| [01:48.186] | 程序员都嘲笑我 理发师都嘲笑我 |
| [01:50.437] | 北子哥也嘲笑我 某幻君都嘲笑我 |
| [01:53.438] | ZOO全都嘲笑我 |
| [01:54.937] | 为什么都在嘲笑我 |
| [01:55.940] | 所有人都在嘲笑我 |
| [01:57.190] | 分明 我是二十岁出头的妙龄 |
| [01:58.941] | 却仿佛来自于少林 真要命 |
| [01:59.940] | 尖叫着 可邻居说我扰民 饶命 |
| [02:01.191] | 理发店办卡做造型 不敢报名 |
| [02:02.935] | 见到女孩当场绕行 四目相对当场逃命 实在矫情 |
| [02:05.189] | 如果这是场梦我想被你叫醒 |
| [02:06.687] | 如果这是现实我想这或许是报应 |
| [02:08.939] | 如果你活得像我的 昨 天 |
| [02:10.688] | 那或许我的今 天 会成为你的明天 在一瞬间 |
| [02:13.190] | 拜托了过去的我 早点睡吧电脑离床只有四米 |
| [02:16.184] | 当你被时代削抹 至少留下健康的躯壳给家人和自己 |
| [02:18.687] | 吃饭手游通关熬夜不断 怎么办 |
| [02:20.936] | 爸妈的劝 说 大惊小怪听了我心烦意乱 |
| [02:23.938] | 膨胀哈 享受别人欣赏的眼光在我身上打转 |
| [02:26.933] | 我牛啊 这就是现实 生活给我的吻 你可不要酸 |
| [02:29.189] | 早上八点闹铃 把我叫醒 爬起了身子 |
| [02:31.938] | 准 备把镜子拿起 看到床边却心头一震 |
| [02:34.939] | 一团杂乱的黑色铺天盖地遍布在我的枕 |
| [02:37.687] | 梦已醒 心已乱 挥霍完了年轻的资本.... |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : mou huan jun lao fan qie |
| [00:00.720] | zuo qu : CJ jin wan chi yu wan |
| [00:01.441] | ai ya ni zen me tu le ya ni cai er shi duo sui a xiong di |
| [00:04.937] | ai ni zhe me ao ye chi zao ye hui tu de la |
| [00:08.190] | bu ke neng wo gen ni shuo yin wei |
| [00:10.685] | wo shi chang fa gong zhu shou ye champion the king of ao ye |
| [00:13.187] | tong xiao he zhu zhu nv hai liao tian fu she pai da zai wo lian |
| [00:15.689] | wo ye bu jie yi |
| [00:16.938] | wo de tou fa jiu xiang shu gen fan hua sheng ye cha zai da di |
| [00:19.183] | fan dong zi dian zhao bu dao BALD |
| [00:20.688] | ye wang wo lai ban yan king in the night zhi neng wo lai |
| [00:23.190] | chang fa gong zhu ren jian ren ai kao zhe fa liang shi ba sui deng shang wu tai |
| [00:26.185] | xiao shi hou wo wen ma ma wo shi ni de sa zi lai |
| [00:28.435] | ma ma shuo |
| [00:29.186] | wa er ni shi ma ma de hao tuo ba tou zi tuo di shuang de lai! |
| [00:31.936] | liu hai zhe zhu le shi xian fa ji xian mi ren yan xiao gu niang dou zai mi lian |
| [00:34.688] | tou fa you hei you nong qing song deng shang le za zhi feng mian yo |
| [00:37.439] | xiao xiao nian ji kao tou fa zhuan qian ao ye de ren men dou hong ji le yan |
| [00:39.935] | zao yao wo di hui wo zhi hu shang hei wo dou zai ma wo ji yin tu bian |
| [00:42.937] | GIAO! |
| [00:43.687] | 360 du de huan rao |
| [00:44.690] | wei rao zhe wo de tou fa wo yao si kao wei shi me dou bu diao |
| [00:47.693] | dui ni zui yan ku de da ji shi na yi dui tai mao de yin ji |
| [00:50.189] | dao xian zai dou zai tou shang dui ji You can never make it |
| [00:53.437] | xian mu wo xian mu wo |
| [00:54.686] | cheng xu yuan dou xian mu wo li fa shi dou xian mu wo |
| [00:57.189] | xing xing ge ye xian mu wo lao fan qie dou xian mu wo |
| [00:59.938] | ZOO quan dou xian mu wo |
| [01:01.188] | kuai lai kuai lai xian mu wo |
| [01:02.687] | suo you ren dou lai xian mu wo |
| [01:04.189] | zao shang ba dian nao ling ba wo jiao xing pa qi le shen zi ba |
| [01:06.440] | bei zi shua shua de die hao dui le re ka fei yao chen zao ba |
| [01:09.436] | ha na li shi zi kua wan shui he zao qi zai wo kan zui da bu shi ma |
| [01:12.189] | yi mo tou what where are my xiu fa |
| [01:14.686] | Blalalalalalalalala cong lai dou mei jue de tou fa shi zhe me zhong yao |
| [01:16.689] | bie ren zai tiao nei ge fa xing geng piao geng chu tiao wo zai tiao ya she mao |
| [01:19.685] | mei tian mo liang ping sheng fa ye mei tian chi liang jin hai dai jie |
| [01:22.187] | dan shi dou mei sha yong tou ding liang xin li tong |
| [01:23.936] | dai fu shuo bie zuo meng zhe qian neng mai shuang xin xie |
| [01:25.686] | qu jiu hua shan da jia dou zhao wo pai zhao shuo wo shi shao lin wu seng |
| [01:28.188] | qi zi xing che chu men bei jiao jing jing gao shuo wo da yuan guang da deng |
| [01:30.439] | xian zai lian di zhong hai de fa xing dui wo dou shi yi zhong gao pan |
| [01:33.185] | zai zen me shuo ye shi you ji gen cao de huang di er wo shi ge bi tan |
| [01:35.936] | xin suan nan kan bu an di man bu zai huang pu jiang pan |
| [01:38.438] | liu xing fei guo le wo qi qiu sheng fa liu xing dang chang diao tou zhe fan |
| [01:41.691] | zhe shi yi ge xing tan ba wo lan xia |
| [01:43.188] | wo wen ta nan dao shi wo you jue shi mei yan |
| [01:45.191] | ta shuo ti ge you zhao ti shen yan yuan |
| [01:46.937] | chao xiao wo chao xiao wo |
| [01:48.186] | cheng xu yuan dou chao xiao wo li fa shi dou chao xiao wo |
| [01:50.437] | bei zi ge ye chao xiao wo mou huan jun dou chao xiao wo |
| [01:53.438] | ZOO quan dou chao xiao wo |
| [01:54.937] | wei shi me dou zai chao xiao wo |
| [01:55.940] | suo you ren dou zai chao xiao wo |
| [01:57.190] | fen ming wo shi er shi sui chu tou de miao ling |
| [01:58.941] | que fang fu lai zi yu shao lin zhen yao ming |
| [01:59.940] | jian jiao zhe ke lin ju shuo wo rao min rao ming |
| [02:01.191] | li fa dian ban ka zuo zao xing bu gan bao ming |
| [02:02.935] | jian dao nv hai dang chang rao xing si mu xiang dui dang chang tao ming shi zai jiao qing |
| [02:05.189] | ru guo zhe shi chang meng wo xiang bei ni jiao xing |
| [02:06.687] | ru guo zhe shi xian shi wo xiang zhe huo xu shi bao ying |
| [02:08.939] | ru guo ni huo de xiang wo de zuo tian |
| [02:10.688] | na huo xu wo de jin tian hui cheng wei ni de ming tian zai yi shun jian |
| [02:13.190] | bai tuo le guo qu de wo zao dian shui ba dian nao li chuang zhi you si mi |
| [02:16.184] | dang ni bei shi dai xue mo zhi shao liu xia jian kang de qu qiao gei jia ren he zi ji |
| [02:18.687] | chi fan shou you tong guan ao ye bu duan zen me ban |
| [02:20.936] | ba ma de quan shuo da jing xiao guai ting le wo xin fan yi luan |
| [02:23.938] | peng zhang ha xiang shou bie ren xin shang de yan guang zai wo shen shang da zhuan |
| [02:26.933] | wo niu a zhe jiu shi xian shi sheng huo gei wo de wen ni ke bu yao suan |
| [02:29.189] | zao shang ba dian nao ling ba wo jiao xing pa qi le shen zi |
| [02:31.938] | zhun bei ba jing zi na qi kan dao chuang bian que xin tou yi zhen |
| [02:34.939] | yi tuan za luan de hei se pu tian gai di bian bu zai wo de zhen |
| [02:37.687] | meng yi xing xin yi luan hui huo wan le nian qing de zi ben.... |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : mǒu huàn jūn lǎo fān qié |
| [00:00.720] | zuò qǔ : CJ jīn wǎn chī yú wán |
| [00:01.441] | āi yā nǐ zěn me tū le ya nǐ cái èr shí duō suì a xiōng dì |
| [00:04.937] | āi nǐ zhè me áo yè chí zǎo yě huì tū de la |
| [00:08.190] | bù kě néng wǒ gēn nǐ shuō yīn wèi |
| [00:10.685] | wǒ shì cháng fà gōng zhǔ shǒu yè champion the king of áo yè |
| [00:13.187] | tōng xiāo hé zhū zhū nǚ hái liáo tiān fú shè pāi dǎ zài wǒ liǎn |
| [00:15.689] | wǒ yě bù jiè yì |
| [00:16.938] | wǒ de tóu fà jiù xiàng shù gēn fán huā shèng yè chā zài dà dì |
| [00:19.183] | fān dòng zì diǎn zhǎo bu dào BALD |
| [00:20.688] | yè wáng wǒ lái bàn yǎn king in the night zhǐ néng wǒ lái |
| [00:23.190] | cháng fà gōng zhǔ rén jiàn rén ài kào zhe fā liàng shí bā suì dēng shàng wǔ tái |
| [00:26.185] | xiǎo shí hòu wǒ wèn mā mā wǒ shì nǐ de sā zǐ lái |
| [00:28.435] | mā mā shuō |
| [00:29.186] | wá ér nǐ shì mā mā de hǎo tuō bǎ tóu zi tuō dì shuǎng de lái! |
| [00:31.936] | liú hǎi zhē zhù le shì xiàn fà jì xiàn mí rén yǎn xiǎo gū niáng dōu zài mí liàn |
| [00:34.688] | tóu fà yòu hēi yòu nóng qīng sōng dēng shàng le zá zhì fēng miàn yō |
| [00:37.439] | xiǎo xiǎo nián jì kào tou fā zhuàn qián áo yè de rén men dōu hóng jí le yǎn |
| [00:39.935] | zào yáo wǒ dǐ huǐ wǒ zhī hū shàng hēi wǒ dōu zài mà wǒ jī yīn tū biàn |
| [00:42.937] | GIAO! |
| [00:43.687] | 360 dù de huán rào |
| [00:44.690] | wéi rào zhe wǒ de tóu fà wǒ yào sī kǎo wèi shí me dōu bù diào |
| [00:47.693] | duì nǐ zuì yán kù de dǎ jī shì nà yī duī tāi máo de yìn jì |
| [00:50.189] | dào xiàn zài dōu zài tóu shàng duī jī You can never make it |
| [00:53.437] | xiàn mù wǒ xiàn mù wǒ |
| [00:54.686] | chéng xù yuán dōu xiàn mù wǒ lǐ fà shī dōu xiàn mù wǒ |
| [00:57.189] | xīng xīng gē yě xiàn mù wǒ lǎo fān qié dōu xiàn mù wǒ |
| [00:59.938] | ZOO quán dōu xiàn mù wǒ |
| [01:01.188] | kuài lái kuài lái xiàn mù wǒ |
| [01:02.687] | suǒ yǒu rén dōu lái xiàn mù wǒ |
| [01:04.189] | zǎo shàng bā diǎn nào líng bǎ wǒ jiào xǐng pá qǐ le shēn zi bǎ |
| [01:06.440] | bèi zi shuā shuā dé dié hǎo duì le rè kā fēi yào chèn zǎo ba |
| [01:09.436] | hā nǎ lǐ shì zì kuā wǎn shuì hé zǎo qǐ zài wǒ kàn zuì dā bú shì ma |
| [01:12.189] | yī mō tóu what where are my xiù fā |
| [01:14.686] | Blalalalalalalalala cóng lái dōu méi jué de tóu fà shì zhè me zhòng yào |
| [01:16.689] | bié rén zài tiāo něi gè fà xíng gèng piāo gèng chū tiào wǒ zài tiāo yā shé mào |
| [01:19.685] | měi tiān mǒ liǎng píng shēng fà yè měi tiān chī liǎng jīn hǎi dài jié |
| [01:22.187] | dàn shì dōu méi shà yòng tóu dǐng liáng xīn lǐ tòng |
| [01:23.936] | dài fū shuō bié zuò mèng zhè qián néng mǎi shuāng xīn xié |
| [01:25.686] | qù jiǔ huà shān dà jiā dōu zhǎo wǒ pāi zhào shuō wǒ shì shǎo lín wǔ sēng |
| [01:28.188] | qí zì xíng chē chū mén bèi jiāo jǐng jǐng gào shuō wǒ dǎ yuǎn guāng dà dēng |
| [01:30.439] | xiàn zài lián dì zhōng hǎi de fà xíng duì wǒ dōu shì yī zhǒng gāo pān |
| [01:33.185] | zài zěn me shuō yě shì yǒu jǐ gēn cǎo de huāng dì ér wǒ shì gē bì tān |
| [01:35.936] | xīn suān nán kān bù ān dì màn bù zài huáng pǔ jiāng pàn |
| [01:38.438] | liú xīng fēi guò le wǒ qí qiú shēng fà liú xīng dāng chǎng diào tóu zhé fǎn |
| [01:41.691] | zhè shí yí gè xīng tàn bǎ wǒ lán xià |
| [01:43.188] | wǒ wèn tā nán dào shì wǒ yǒu jué shì měi yán |
| [01:45.191] | tā shuō tì gě yōu zhǎo tì shēn yǎn yuán |
| [01:46.937] | cháo xiào wǒ cháo xiào wǒ |
| [01:48.186] | chéng xù yuán dōu cháo xiào wǒ lǐ fà shī dōu cháo xiào wǒ |
| [01:50.437] | běi zi gē yě cháo xiào wǒ mǒu huàn jūn dōu cháo xiào wǒ |
| [01:53.438] | ZOO quán dōu cháo xiào wǒ |
| [01:54.937] | wèi shí me dōu zài cháo xiào wǒ |
| [01:55.940] | suǒ yǒu rén dōu zài cháo xiào wǒ |
| [01:57.190] | fēn míng wǒ shì èr shí suì chū tóu de miào líng |
| [01:58.941] | què fǎng fú lái zì yú shǎo lín zhēn yào mìng |
| [01:59.940] | jiān jiào zhe kě lín jū shuō wǒ rǎo mín ráo mìng |
| [02:01.191] | lǐ fà diàn bàn kǎ zuò zào xíng bù gǎn bào míng |
| [02:02.935] | jiàn dào nǚ hái dāng chǎng rào xíng sì mù xiāng duì dāng chǎng táo mìng shí zài jiáo qíng |
| [02:05.189] | rú guǒ zhè shì chǎng mèng wǒ xiǎng bèi nǐ jiào xǐng |
| [02:06.687] | rú guǒ zhè shì xiàn shí wǒ xiǎng zhè huò xǔ shì bào yìng |
| [02:08.939] | rú guǒ nǐ huó dé xiàng wǒ de zuó tiān |
| [02:10.688] | nà huò xǔ wǒ de jīn tiān huì chéng wéi nǐ de míng tiān zài yī shùn jiān |
| [02:13.190] | bài tuō le guò qù de wǒ zǎo diǎn shuì ba diàn nǎo lí chuáng zhǐ yǒu sì mǐ |
| [02:16.184] | dāng nǐ bèi shí dài xuē mǒ zhì shǎo liú xià jiàn kāng de qū qiào gěi jiā rén hé zì jǐ |
| [02:18.687] | chī fàn shǒu yóu tōng guān áo yè bù duàn zěn me bàn |
| [02:20.936] | bà mā de quàn shuō dà jīng xiǎo guài tīng le wǒ xīn fán yì luàn |
| [02:23.938] | péng zhàng hā xiǎng shòu bié rén xīn shǎng de yǎn guāng zài wǒ shēn shàng dǎ zhuǎn |
| [02:26.933] | wǒ niú a zhè jiù shì xiàn shí shēng huó gěi wǒ de wěn nǐ kě bú yào suān |
| [02:29.189] | zǎo shàng bā diǎn nào líng bǎ wǒ jiào xǐng pá qǐ le shēn zi |
| [02:31.938] | zhǔn bèi bǎ jìng zi ná qǐ kàn dào chuáng biān què xīn tóu yī zhèn |
| [02:34.939] | yī tuán zá luàn de hēi sè pū tiān gài dì biàn bù zài wǒ de zhěn |
| [02:37.687] | mèng yǐ xǐng xīn yǐ luàn huī huò wán le nián qīng de zī běn.... |
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