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Have you ever met a girl and you thought she was dope |
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and you wanna buy her popcorn and a medium coke |
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but when proximity's close, you close up shop and you choke |
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Time to write a thank-you note to dear old dad for the cloak |
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she's really cute and her hairs illuminescent |
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I fight the urge to smell her |
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'cause you know she get to stepping |
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but you just observe from across the way |
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if I was working EBGames then you would not pay (full price) |
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I'm nice and I'm sweet and I shower twice a week |
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Kid diggin' on my speak 'cause I represent the geeks. |
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But I'm really hella cool, and I had sex before |
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So don't fidget with your digits an' no texting, whore! (Well that's not true) |
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I've Falynn and I can't get up |
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Girl I love you, yeah I got a crush, |
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I'm on mushrooms and I lost my lunch and I |
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don't think I can make it home alone. |
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I stare at my shoes and I look away |
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'cause I think you're kinda cute and I like your face |
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one day we might embrace, and I'll have to hide my boner |
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You don't want to do it Dottie, I'm a rebel and a loner |
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I'm a rap superstar with a mic in my hand |
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But I can't talk to girls,'less the girl is a fan |
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But yo, I got a plan, I'll love it when it comes together |
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We'll get married and have babies |
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And we'll all wear matching sweaters. |
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Yes, I'd do her if I knew her |
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This is hard without computers |
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She don't need another stalker,or intruder to pursue her |
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She don't need a guy like me, whose favorite movie's Starship Troopers |
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Why don't you kill me baby, is it because I'm a loser? |
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I'm a winner, just beginning to roll up my sleeves |
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Roll up, next to me, I can't breathe and I wheeze |
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"Hi, my name is MC, what's yours? That's great!" |
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Want you in the worst way. |
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This is so our first date. |
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I've Falynn and I can't get up |
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Girl I love you, yeah I got a crush |
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I'm on mushrooms and I lost my lunch and I |
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don't think I can make it home alone. |
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(WOW!) |