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I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja |
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I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja |
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I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja |
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I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja |
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I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja |
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I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja |
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I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja |
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I'm a hoodie ninja |
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Got my ninja bag AKA a pillow case |
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Filled with nacho flavored combos, a flashlight, and masking tape |
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We got hoodies and some goodies, we got tools and also talent |
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Fisher Splinter stealth and some Barnum and Bailey balance |
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No katanas no shurikens so lets hurry across the yard |
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If there's dobermans jump over them it shouldn't be that hard |
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The objective is reconnaissance the subject is a hottie |
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Redhead from my homeroom with a bad ass little body |
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Hella dope telescope from little bros pirate phase |
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She's about to change for bed we gotta get there right away |
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I can't make out so I stake out take a doughnut make it glazed |
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I climb the tree and finally I feast upon her frame |
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She's rockin cotton panties, Sanrio so it seems |
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She's strechen and profechen, she's the cutie of my dreams |
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Lose the T, 32 Bs, yes I know her cup size |
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IMAX in my spy glass while my balls get bug bites (OUCH!) |
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I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja |
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You're off guard ninja star now you're injured |
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Tough luck nun chuck break your fingers |
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Gotta bolt cause I don't wanna linger |
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I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja |
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You're off guard ninja star now you're injured |
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Tough luck nun chuck break your fingers |
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Gotta bolt cause I don't wanna linger |
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Got my ninja getup it's a Fett's Vette sweatshirt |
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Rockin awesome drawstrings tied so tight that my head hurts |
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Stolen black slacks that are supposed to be for church |
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Stuff the cuffs into my Chucks now I'm a ninja thanks to merch |
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I gotta kaginawa that's a grappling apparatus |
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Empanadas from my mama her burritos are the baddest |
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Lets eat 'em in the shed where my father keeps his porn |
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and I'll explain the mission it's so bitchin' word is born |
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Gym coach is a Nazi always got me runnin laps |
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I know he doesn't like me you should hear his frightening laugh |
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Can't put up with the push-ups and the crunches got me cranky |
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So we're gonna drop a dookie on his driveway like I'm Banksy |
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Yo you keep a look out while I drop my Fruit of Looms |
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And build myself a built to scale model of Mt. Doom |
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We hear the garage door motors and we motor mad fast |
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Drop a deuce into my shoes now I'm runnin crap laps |
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I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja |
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I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja |
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I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja |
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I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja |
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I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja |
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I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja |
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I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja |
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I'm a hoodie ninja |
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I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja |
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You're off guard ninja star now you're injured |
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Tough luck nun chuck break your fingers |
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Gotta bolt cause I don't wanna linger |
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I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja |
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You're off guard ninja star now you're injured |
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Tough luck nun chuck break your finger |
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Gotta bolt cause I don't wanna linger |