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BROOKLYN!!!! |
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I reside in Brooklyn let it be known |
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2005 the water front was the zone |
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That's when I arrived I was fresh off the boat |
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The isle was ATL and it was swell to be home |
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Couldn't go to Queens, greek priests look like sith |
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Couldn't go to Bronx cause that's where the real rappers live |
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Couldn't live in Jersey cause some ex's wanna hurt me |
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Couldn't happen in Manhattan cause I'm just a fan like fergie |
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So even though it really hurt I went ahead with Billy Burke |
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And it was so convenient the break seemed like this could really work |
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then I started countin' jerks found them out was quite a stir |
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had to get Excel just to tell how many that there were |
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Easy to identify I learned how to hunt them |
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Missing from the crib and first to flame them and I dumped them |
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Know what I say fuck them a defensively fashioned function |
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you think that they'd be fun but that's a dumb assumption |
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Party's nonstop til cops come a knockin' til bodies start bobbin' |
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I'm the hipster hunter |
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Prescription pill popping, collective cock blockin', I'm dead d-bag droppin |
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I'm the hipster hunter |
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x2 |
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Cause they're borderline squatters, peg legged bastards |
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Jeans so tight make your balls say the password |
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My point is these is pirates and they all got bands |
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They got really cute girlfriend's all I got's my hand |
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You don't even understand how I can mock a motley crew |
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I prefer a park with cynics a park with Polish prostitutes |
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I prefer piano why because their sound is really sad |
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No one seems to noticed monsters rarely have to make these bands |
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I detect your defects are in need for respect |
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And Mr. boogie nights with the very hairy v neck |
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Hey asshole wearin' scary specs like you are Tom Daschle |
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hang you off a roof make you hum Crystal Castles |
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It's invite only to my gallery show |
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Then I turn on the gas cause they all gotta goooo |
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you cut coke like it's class you beg for a bus pass |
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Rock the Rachel Ray scarf and Glenn Frey's moustache |
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Party's nonstop til cops come a knockin' til bodies start bobbin' |
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I'm the hipster hunter |
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Prescription pill popping collective cock blockin' I'm dead d-bag droppin |
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I'm the hipster hunter |
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x2 |
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I'm the hipster hunter |
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x4 |
