A Somewhat New Medium Lyrics
| Song | A Somewhat New Medium |
| Artist | MC Paul Barman |
| Album | Paullelujah! |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作词 : Barman, van Olden | |
| Eehh...Good morning...I mean good evening | |
| Ladies & Gentlemen, I wanna tell you about | |
| An experience I had this morning at San Francisco: | |
| You know, I'm staying at the hotel downtown and eh | |
| I had two hours, two hours, 'til I was rendez-vouing with my, eh | |
| My beautiful girlfriend's beautiful girlfriend | |
| So I took a little walk outside the hotel, I walked up a street | |
| With a name that's pretty familar to a lot of people, but not to me | |
| But it had an old name and there was a marquee | |
| It kinda looked like a movie marquee | |
| Or maybe the the type of thing posted outside of a motel | |
| Or maybe even casino | |
| But it wasn't any of those things | |
| It was some kind of sign that belonged to an old gas station tire shop | |
| And it was closed 'cause it was a Sunday | |
| And it said: "Americans are slow to hostility" - Winston Churchill | |
| And I thought ISN'T THAT something | |
| A big marquee with the Winston Churchill quote in the middle of San Francisco | |
| And then I went to Walgreens to find my TOM'S OF MAINE ginger-mint | |
| FLUORIDE-FULL toothpaste, but all they had was FLUORIDE-FREE | |
| And there was a women, at the counter, with a parrot, on her shoulder | |
| And she said: "Yeah yeah, my parrot is 44 years old..." | |
| And the people behind the counter at Walgreen's | |
| And next to the register, chatted her up and they said: | |
| "Ohh, we really like the way the red feathers are so deeply red!" | |
| And I was like "Man, 44. NOW that's old for a parrot! Kinda old for a person!" | |
| And the lady said, "Yeah, these types of parrots live to be into their 60's." | |
| And I was like "Good for you," when I noticed a streaaam of parrot shit | |
| Crawling down the back of the owner's t-shirt | |
| And I thought to myself: "Either no one noticed the parrot shit on her back | |
| Or more likely, she doesn't mind parrot shit on her back..." | |
| And I was like: "Lady don't brush against me !" | |
| "In fact, go home, don't buy anything at Walgreen's | |
| Change your shirt, POTTY train your parrot, or don't go IN public!" | |
| And then I remember how Americans are slow to hostility | |
| And I thought: "Well maybe in a crazy town like this | |
| You pay for the happy-Winston-Churchill-quote with the nasty parrot shit." | |
| Pfff |
| zuo ci : Barman, van Olden | |
| Eehh... Good morning... I mean good evening | |
| Ladies Gentlemen, I wanna tell you about | |
| An experience I had this morning at San Francisco: | |
| You know, I' m staying at the hotel downtown and eh | |
| I had two hours, two hours, ' til I was rendezvouing with my, eh | |
| My beautiful girlfriend' s beautiful girlfriend | |
| So I took a little walk outside the hotel, I walked up a street | |
| With a name that' s pretty familar to a lot of people, but not to me | |
| But it had an old name and there was a marquee | |
| It kinda looked like a movie marquee | |
| Or maybe the the type of thing posted outside of a motel | |
| Or maybe even casino | |
| But it wasn' t any of those things | |
| It was some kind of sign that belonged to an old gas station tire shop | |
| And it was closed ' cause it was a Sunday | |
| And it said: " Americans are slow to hostility" Winston Churchill | |
| And I thought ISN' T THAT something | |
| A big marquee with the Winston Churchill quote in the middle of San Francisco | |
| And then I went to Walgreens to find my TOM' S OF MAINE gingermint | |
| FLUORIDEFULL toothpaste, but all they had was FLUORIDEFREE | |
| And there was a women, at the counter, with a parrot, on her shoulder | |
| And she said: " Yeah yeah, my parrot is 44 years old..." | |
| And the people behind the counter at Walgreen' s | |
| And next to the register, chatted her up and they said: | |
| " Ohh, we really like the way the red feathers are so deeply red!" | |
| And I was like " Man, 44. NOW that' s old for a parrot! Kinda old for a person!" | |
| And the lady said, " Yeah, these types of parrots live to be into their 60' s." | |
| And I was like " Good for you," when I noticed a streaaam of parrot shit | |
| Crawling down the back of the owner' s tshirt | |
| And I thought to myself: " Either no one noticed the parrot shit on her back | |
| Or more likely, she doesn' t mind parrot shit on her back..." | |
| And I was like: " Lady don' t brush against me nbsp!" | |
| " In fact, go home, don' t buy anything at Walgreen' s | |
| Change your shirt, POTTY train your parrot, or don' t go IN public!" | |
| And then I remember how Americans are slow to hostility | |
| And I thought: " Well maybe in a crazy town like this | |
| You pay for the happyWinstonChurchillquote with the nasty parrot shit." | |
| Pfff |
| zuò cí : Barman, van Olden | |
| Eehh... Good morning... I mean good evening | |
| Ladies Gentlemen, I wanna tell you about | |
| An experience I had this morning at San Francisco: | |
| You know, I' m staying at the hotel downtown and eh | |
| I had two hours, two hours, ' til I was rendezvouing with my, eh | |
| My beautiful girlfriend' s beautiful girlfriend | |
| So I took a little walk outside the hotel, I walked up a street | |
| With a name that' s pretty familar to a lot of people, but not to me | |
| But it had an old name and there was a marquee | |
| It kinda looked like a movie marquee | |
| Or maybe the the type of thing posted outside of a motel | |
| Or maybe even casino | |
| But it wasn' t any of those things | |
| It was some kind of sign that belonged to an old gas station tire shop | |
| And it was closed ' cause it was a Sunday | |
| And it said: " Americans are slow to hostility" Winston Churchill | |
| And I thought ISN' T THAT something | |
| A big marquee with the Winston Churchill quote in the middle of San Francisco | |
| And then I went to Walgreens to find my TOM' S OF MAINE gingermint | |
| FLUORIDEFULL toothpaste, but all they had was FLUORIDEFREE | |
| And there was a women, at the counter, with a parrot, on her shoulder | |
| And she said: " Yeah yeah, my parrot is 44 years old..." | |
| And the people behind the counter at Walgreen' s | |
| And next to the register, chatted her up and they said: | |
| " Ohh, we really like the way the red feathers are so deeply red!" | |
| And I was like " Man, 44. NOW that' s old for a parrot! Kinda old for a person!" | |
| And the lady said, " Yeah, these types of parrots live to be into their 60' s." | |
| And I was like " Good for you," when I noticed a streaaam of parrot shit | |
| Crawling down the back of the owner' s tshirt | |
| And I thought to myself: " Either no one noticed the parrot shit on her back | |
| Or more likely, she doesn' t mind parrot shit on her back..." | |
| And I was like: " Lady don' t brush against me nbsp!" | |
| " In fact, go home, don' t buy anything at Walgreen' s | |
| Change your shirt, POTTY train your parrot, or don' t go IN public!" | |
| And then I remember how Americans are slow to hostility | |
| And I thought: " Well maybe in a crazy town like this | |
| You pay for the happyWinstonChurchillquote with the nasty parrot shit." | |
| Pfff |
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