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I wrote a poem on a dog biscuit |
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And your dog refused to look at it |
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So I got drunk and looked at the Empire State Building |
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It was no bigger than a nickel |
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And if it don't improve |
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Then I have to move |
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I never thought that I would end up here |
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Maybe I should just change my style |
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But I feel alright when you smile |
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I stayed at home on the Fourth of July |
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And I pulled the shades so I didn't have to see the sky |
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And I decided to have a Bed In |
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But I forgot to invite anybody |
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And when I fell asleep |
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The neighbors had a peep |
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I never thought that I would end up here |
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Maybe I should just change my style |
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But I feel alright when you smile |