You & the Cockroach Lyrics
| Song | You & the Cockroach |
| Artist | Hobo Johnson |
| Album | The Fall of Hobo Johnson |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:00.00] | 作词 : Frank Lopes Jr. |
| [00:00.96] | 作曲 : Frank Lopes Jr. |
| [00:01.93] | Okay picture this: |
| [00:02.82] | There's this cold floating rock, right |
| [00:04.08] | And at the bottom of this rock there's this ocean |
| [00:05.42] | And at the bottom of the ocean there's these |
| [00:06.63] | Little teeny amoeba, right |
| [00:07.99] | And after millions of years these amoeba |
| [00:09.54] | They start turning into fish and swimming around |
| [00:11.30] | I don't know how it works, but it does |
| [00:12.60] | So these amoebas, right, these amoeba fish |
| [00:14.82] | Are swimming around until one day |
| [00:16.21] | One of these fish is like "you know what |
| [00:17.18] | I ****ing hate the ocean, it sucks, its cold, its wet |
| [00:20.85] | I'm done! I'm done" |
| [00:22.33] | So he grabs these ****ing little things that are called hands and feet |
| [00:25.35] | And he connects them to his body |
| [00:26.83] | And he crawls out of this ocean, right |
| [00:29.54] | And when he gets onto the bay, guess what he sees? |
| [00:31.04] | He looks around and he sees |
| [00:31.88] | A female fish, and she's beautiful., oh my god, stunning |
| [00:35.29] | So they talk, they talk for a few days |
| [00:37.44] | And then they start, you know after a few days they start |
| [00:39.25] | Mashing parts, 'cause that's what happens, right? (Mashing parts!) |
| [00:41.32] | So they mash parts and all these babies get born |
| [00:43.50] | And after millions of years these |
| [00:44.56] | Babies shed their scales, shed their fins |
| [00:46.39] | Until they start standing upright, and one day |
| [00:48.49] | They **** and their brains get so big |
| [00:50.68] | That they understand these really scary concepts |
| [00:52.43] | And one of these concepts is that they're going to... die! |
| [00:55.14] | And what's scarier than knowing you're going to die? |
| [00:57.23] | Nothing, to me |
| [00:59.49] | So one day this guy's like: |
| [01:01.64] | "You know what, I'm gonna create something |
| [01:03.29] | That makes me not afraid of dying", Right? |
| [01:05.00] | So he comes up with it, and its actually called... |
| [01:06.88] | This thing you may know as, its called... Religion! |
| [01:10.53] | And this religion causes a bunch of... Conflict! |
| [01:13.99] | Conflict, bang bang bang, that's literally what it sounds like |
| [01:17.28] | So with all this (Conflict!) they understand they need some order |
| [01:20.84] | So they create this thing called... Government! |
| [01:22.38] | To keep each other in line, but guess what? |
| [01:24.69] | It actually doesn't happen like that |
| [01:25.97] | Guess what it creates? It creates a bunch more... Conflict! |
| [01:28.96] | Oh my god, and out of all this conflict arises a president |
| [01:32.76] | And this president is orange, he's got orange hair |
| [01:35.48] | It's parted to the side, it looks really dumb |
| [01:37.34] | He's chubby, and he's got little sausage fingers |
| [01:40.38] | They look like Little Smokeys |
| [01:41.64] | I personally love Little Smokeys |
| [01:43.83] | Either way, he starts arguing with this leader |
| [01:45.63] | On the other side of the world |
| [01:47.02] | He's got a bowl cut, he's similarly pudgy |
| [01:48.65] | He's got sausage fingers too |
| [01:49.83] | I don't know what it is with guys with sausage fingers |
| [01:51.38] | But it messes their minds up, right? |
| [01:52.97] | So they start bickering like little children |
| [01:54.66] | And one day the guy with orange hair is just like |
| [01:56.41] | "You know what I'm gonna ****ing do it, I've got a |
| [01:57.99] | Small d**k I ain't got nothing to lose" |
| [01:59.39] | So he gets his thing, and he presses the button and it just goes |
| [02:01.62] | Ba-ba-ba-bang bang and it blows him up |
| [02:03.99] | And everybody dies |
| [02:06.09] | Everybody dies |
| [02:07.34] | Everybody dies |
| [02:08.86] | What's the only thing that survives a nuclear war? |
| [02:11.44] | Everyone say it on 5... |
| [02:13.63] | 1, 2, 3, 4... 5 Cockroaches! |
| [02:17.85] | So the cockroaches are really small |
| [02:19.14] | But after millions of years they start getting bigger |
| [02:21.01] | Then one day they start losing their ****ing shale... shells |
| [02:23.48] | And losing their ****ing antennas |
| [02:25.60] | And then their ****ing brains get so big |
| [02:27.88] | They understand these really scary concepts |
| [02:29.90] | And the concepts that they are going to... Die! |
| [02:32.36] | But guess what, they don't wanna die |
| [02:33.65] | So they create this new thing called... Religion! |
| [02:35.31] | But it creates a newer thing called... Conflict! |
| [02:37.01] | So then they protect each other, so they create... Government! |
| [02:39.77] | But then it creates even more... Conflict! |
| [02:41.28] | Oh my god, and out of the conflict arises this ****ing president |
| [02:45.10] | He's a cockroach, he's a little small boy |
| [02:47.88] | And he gets really ****ing insecure |
| [02:51.54] | About his place in the world, ha ha ha, classic |
| [02:54.23] | So he finds some guy to project onto |
| [02:56.13] | And they start bickering, and he bickers and bickers |
| [02:58.05] | The other guy's like, "**** you" |
| [02:59.06] | The other guy's like, "**** you mother****er" |
| [03:01.33] | But he has to go to his top cockroach scientist |
| [03:03.22] | Because guess what, nukes don't ****ing work on cockroaches |
| [03:06.44] | It bounces off them like... a soft ocean breeze |
| [03:09.29] | So the president ****ing, he's like |
| [03:11.21] | "Ok I'm gonna do it" |
| [03:12.22] | So he devises a new missile |
| [03:13.19] | He talks to his top cockroach scientist, imagine that |
| [03:15.52] | A big humanlike cockroach in a ****ing labsuit with glasses on, heh |
| [03:18.47] | So he ****ing tells him, he's like |
| [03:20.73] | "We need a missile that kills cockroaches" |
| [03:22.03] | So the scientist is like |
| [03:23.38] | "Ok I got it, it's gonna be a missile |
| [03:24.95] | And on the end of the missile instead of a nuke |
| [03:26.82] | It's one giant, president it's a giant, it's a giant..." |
| [03:31.61] | SHOE! |
| [03:32.84] | AND IT BLOWS HIM UP |
| [03:36.91] | It's a giant... shoe, heh |
| [03:41.70] | Classic, classic, classic, classic, classic, I mean |
| [03:43.96] | I mean, we just tryna chill |
| [03:46.30] | We didn't come here to show off, or like floss our shit |
| [03:51.64] | Or anything like that |
| [03:53.03] | We just came to chill and have fun |
| [03:55.39] | And I guess that's what life's all about |
| [03:59.01] | Ha ha, let go |
| [00:00.00] | zuo ci : Frank Lopes Jr. |
| [00:00.96] | zuo qu : Frank Lopes Jr. |
| [00:01.93] | Okay picture this: |
| [00:02.82] | There' s this cold floating rock, right |
| [00:04.08] | And at the bottom of this rock there' s this ocean |
| [00:05.42] | And at the bottom of the ocean there' s these |
| [00:06.63] | Little teeny amoeba, right |
| [00:07.99] | And after millions of years these amoeba |
| [00:09.54] | They start turning into fish and swimming around |
| [00:11.30] | I don' t know how it works, but it does |
| [00:12.60] | So these amoebas, right, these amoeba fish |
| [00:14.82] | Are swimming around until one day |
| [00:16.21] | One of these fish is like " you know what |
| [00:17.18] | I ing hate the ocean, it sucks, its cold, its wet |
| [00:20.85] | I' m done! I' m done" |
| [00:22.33] | So he grabs these ing little things that are called hands and feet |
| [00:25.35] | And he connects them to his body |
| [00:26.83] | And he crawls out of this ocean, right |
| [00:29.54] | And when he gets onto the bay, guess what he sees? |
| [00:31.04] | He looks around and he sees |
| [00:31.88] | A female fish, and she' s beautiful., oh my god, stunning |
| [00:35.29] | So they talk, they talk for a few days |
| [00:37.44] | And then they start, you know after a few days they start |
| [00:39.25] | Mashing parts, ' cause that' s what happens, right? Mashing parts! |
| [00:41.32] | So they mash parts and all these babies get born |
| [00:43.50] | And after millions of years these |
| [00:44.56] | Babies shed their scales, shed their fins |
| [00:46.39] | Until they start standing upright, and one day |
| [00:48.49] | They and their brains get so big |
| [00:50.68] | That they understand these really scary concepts |
| [00:52.43] | And one of these concepts is that they' re going to... die! |
| [00:55.14] | And what' s scarier than knowing you' re going to die? |
| [00:57.23] | Nothing, to me |
| [00:59.49] | So one day this guy' s like: |
| [01:01.64] | " You know what, I' m gonna create something |
| [01:03.29] | That makes me not afraid of dying", Right? |
| [01:05.00] | So he comes up with it, and its actually called... |
| [01:06.88] | This thing you may know as, its called... Religion! |
| [01:10.53] | And this religion causes a bunch of... Conflict! |
| [01:13.99] | Conflict, bang bang bang, that' s literally what it sounds like |
| [01:17.28] | So with all this Conflict! they understand they need some order |
| [01:20.84] | So they create this thing called... Government! |
| [01:22.38] | To keep each other in line, but guess what? |
| [01:24.69] | It actually doesn' t happen like that |
| [01:25.97] | Guess what it creates? It creates a bunch more... Conflict! |
| [01:28.96] | Oh my god, and out of all this conflict arises a president |
| [01:32.76] | And this president is orange, he' s got orange hair |
| [01:35.48] | It' s parted to the side, it looks really dumb |
| [01:37.34] | He' s chubby, and he' s got little sausage fingers |
| [01:40.38] | They look like Little Smokeys |
| [01:41.64] | I personally love Little Smokeys |
| [01:43.83] | Either way, he starts arguing with this leader |
| [01:45.63] | On the other side of the world |
| [01:47.02] | He' s got a bowl cut, he' s similarly pudgy |
| [01:48.65] | He' s got sausage fingers too |
| [01:49.83] | I don' t know what it is with guys with sausage fingers |
| [01:51.38] | But it messes their minds up, right? |
| [01:52.97] | So they start bickering like little children |
| [01:54.66] | And one day the guy with orange hair is just like |
| [01:56.41] | " You know what I' m gonna ing do it, I' ve got a |
| [01:57.99] | Small d k I ain' t got nothing to lose" |
| [01:59.39] | So he gets his thing, and he presses the button and it just goes |
| [02:01.62] | Babababang bang and it blows him up |
| [02:03.99] | And everybody dies |
| [02:06.09] | Everybody dies |
| [02:07.34] | Everybody dies |
| [02:08.86] | What' s the only thing that survives a nuclear war? |
| [02:11.44] | Everyone say it on 5... |
| [02:13.63] | 1, 2, 3, 4... 5 Cockroaches! |
| [02:17.85] | So the cockroaches are really small |
| [02:19.14] | But after millions of years they start getting bigger |
| [02:21.01] | Then one day they start losing their ing shale... shells |
| [02:23.48] | And losing their ing antennas |
| [02:25.60] | And then their ing brains get so big |
| [02:27.88] | They understand these really scary concepts |
| [02:29.90] | And the concepts that they are going to... Die! |
| [02:32.36] | But guess what, they don' t wanna die |
| [02:33.65] | So they create this new thing called... Religion! |
| [02:35.31] | But it creates a newer thing called... Conflict! |
| [02:37.01] | So then they protect each other, so they create... Government! |
| [02:39.77] | But then it creates even more... Conflict! |
| [02:41.28] | Oh my god, and out of the conflict arises this ing president |
| [02:45.10] | He' s a cockroach, he' s a little small boy |
| [02:47.88] | And he gets really ing insecure |
| [02:51.54] | About his place in the world, ha ha ha, classic |
| [02:54.23] | So he finds some guy to project onto |
| [02:56.13] | And they start bickering, and he bickers and bickers |
| [02:58.05] | The other guy' s like, " you" |
| [02:59.06] | The other guy' s like, " you mother er" |
| [03:01.33] | But he has to go to his top cockroach scientist |
| [03:03.22] | Because guess what, nukes don' t ing work on cockroaches |
| [03:06.44] | It bounces off them like... a soft ocean breeze |
| [03:09.29] | So the president ing, he' s like |
| [03:11.21] | " Ok I' m gonna do it" |
| [03:12.22] | So he devises a new missile |
| [03:13.19] | He talks to his top cockroach scientist, imagine that |
| [03:15.52] | A big humanlike cockroach in a ing labsuit with glasses on, heh |
| [03:18.47] | So he ing tells him, he' s like |
| [03:20.73] | " We need a missile that kills cockroaches" |
| [03:22.03] | So the scientist is like |
| [03:23.38] | " Ok I got it, it' s gonna be a missile |
| [03:24.95] | And on the end of the missile instead of a nuke |
| [03:26.82] | It' s one giant, president it' s a giant, it' s a giant..." |
| [03:31.61] | SHOE! |
| [03:32.84] | AND IT BLOWS HIM UP |
| [03:36.91] | It' s a giant... shoe, heh |
| [03:41.70] | Classic, classic, classic, classic, classic, I mean |
| [03:43.96] | I mean, we just tryna chill |
| [03:46.30] | We didn' t come here to show off, or like floss our shit |
| [03:51.64] | Or anything like that |
| [03:53.03] | We just came to chill and have fun |
| [03:55.39] | And I guess that' s what life' s all about |
| [03:59.01] | Ha ha, let go |
| [00:00.00] | zuò cí : Frank Lopes Jr. |
| [00:00.96] | zuò qǔ : Frank Lopes Jr. |
| [00:01.93] | Okay picture this: |
| [00:02.82] | There' s this cold floating rock, right |
| [00:04.08] | And at the bottom of this rock there' s this ocean |
| [00:05.42] | And at the bottom of the ocean there' s these |
| [00:06.63] | Little teeny amoeba, right |
| [00:07.99] | And after millions of years these amoeba |
| [00:09.54] | They start turning into fish and swimming around |
| [00:11.30] | I don' t know how it works, but it does |
| [00:12.60] | So these amoebas, right, these amoeba fish |
| [00:14.82] | Are swimming around until one day |
| [00:16.21] | One of these fish is like " you know what |
| [00:17.18] | I ing hate the ocean, it sucks, its cold, its wet |
| [00:20.85] | I' m done! I' m done" |
| [00:22.33] | So he grabs these ing little things that are called hands and feet |
| [00:25.35] | And he connects them to his body |
| [00:26.83] | And he crawls out of this ocean, right |
| [00:29.54] | And when he gets onto the bay, guess what he sees? |
| [00:31.04] | He looks around and he sees |
| [00:31.88] | A female fish, and she' s beautiful., oh my god, stunning |
| [00:35.29] | So they talk, they talk for a few days |
| [00:37.44] | And then they start, you know after a few days they start |
| [00:39.25] | Mashing parts, ' cause that' s what happens, right? Mashing parts! |
| [00:41.32] | So they mash parts and all these babies get born |
| [00:43.50] | And after millions of years these |
| [00:44.56] | Babies shed their scales, shed their fins |
| [00:46.39] | Until they start standing upright, and one day |
| [00:48.49] | They and their brains get so big |
| [00:50.68] | That they understand these really scary concepts |
| [00:52.43] | And one of these concepts is that they' re going to... die! |
| [00:55.14] | And what' s scarier than knowing you' re going to die? |
| [00:57.23] | Nothing, to me |
| [00:59.49] | So one day this guy' s like: |
| [01:01.64] | " You know what, I' m gonna create something |
| [01:03.29] | That makes me not afraid of dying", Right? |
| [01:05.00] | So he comes up with it, and its actually called... |
| [01:06.88] | This thing you may know as, its called... Religion! |
| [01:10.53] | And this religion causes a bunch of... Conflict! |
| [01:13.99] | Conflict, bang bang bang, that' s literally what it sounds like |
| [01:17.28] | So with all this Conflict! they understand they need some order |
| [01:20.84] | So they create this thing called... Government! |
| [01:22.38] | To keep each other in line, but guess what? |
| [01:24.69] | It actually doesn' t happen like that |
| [01:25.97] | Guess what it creates? It creates a bunch more... Conflict! |
| [01:28.96] | Oh my god, and out of all this conflict arises a president |
| [01:32.76] | And this president is orange, he' s got orange hair |
| [01:35.48] | It' s parted to the side, it looks really dumb |
| [01:37.34] | He' s chubby, and he' s got little sausage fingers |
| [01:40.38] | They look like Little Smokeys |
| [01:41.64] | I personally love Little Smokeys |
| [01:43.83] | Either way, he starts arguing with this leader |
| [01:45.63] | On the other side of the world |
| [01:47.02] | He' s got a bowl cut, he' s similarly pudgy |
| [01:48.65] | He' s got sausage fingers too |
| [01:49.83] | I don' t know what it is with guys with sausage fingers |
| [01:51.38] | But it messes their minds up, right? |
| [01:52.97] | So they start bickering like little children |
| [01:54.66] | And one day the guy with orange hair is just like |
| [01:56.41] | " You know what I' m gonna ing do it, I' ve got a |
| [01:57.99] | Small d k I ain' t got nothing to lose" |
| [01:59.39] | So he gets his thing, and he presses the button and it just goes |
| [02:01.62] | Babababang bang and it blows him up |
| [02:03.99] | And everybody dies |
| [02:06.09] | Everybody dies |
| [02:07.34] | Everybody dies |
| [02:08.86] | What' s the only thing that survives a nuclear war? |
| [02:11.44] | Everyone say it on 5... |
| [02:13.63] | 1, 2, 3, 4... 5 Cockroaches! |
| [02:17.85] | So the cockroaches are really small |
| [02:19.14] | But after millions of years they start getting bigger |
| [02:21.01] | Then one day they start losing their ing shale... shells |
| [02:23.48] | And losing their ing antennas |
| [02:25.60] | And then their ing brains get so big |
| [02:27.88] | They understand these really scary concepts |
| [02:29.90] | And the concepts that they are going to... Die! |
| [02:32.36] | But guess what, they don' t wanna die |
| [02:33.65] | So they create this new thing called... Religion! |
| [02:35.31] | But it creates a newer thing called... Conflict! |
| [02:37.01] | So then they protect each other, so they create... Government! |
| [02:39.77] | But then it creates even more... Conflict! |
| [02:41.28] | Oh my god, and out of the conflict arises this ing president |
| [02:45.10] | He' s a cockroach, he' s a little small boy |
| [02:47.88] | And he gets really ing insecure |
| [02:51.54] | About his place in the world, ha ha ha, classic |
| [02:54.23] | So he finds some guy to project onto |
| [02:56.13] | And they start bickering, and he bickers and bickers |
| [02:58.05] | The other guy' s like, " you" |
| [02:59.06] | The other guy' s like, " you mother er" |
| [03:01.33] | But he has to go to his top cockroach scientist |
| [03:03.22] | Because guess what, nukes don' t ing work on cockroaches |
| [03:06.44] | It bounces off them like... a soft ocean breeze |
| [03:09.29] | So the president ing, he' s like |
| [03:11.21] | " Ok I' m gonna do it" |
| [03:12.22] | So he devises a new missile |
| [03:13.19] | He talks to his top cockroach scientist, imagine that |
| [03:15.52] | A big humanlike cockroach in a ing labsuit with glasses on, heh |
| [03:18.47] | So he ing tells him, he' s like |
| [03:20.73] | " We need a missile that kills cockroaches" |
| [03:22.03] | So the scientist is like |
| [03:23.38] | " Ok I got it, it' s gonna be a missile |
| [03:24.95] | And on the end of the missile instead of a nuke |
| [03:26.82] | It' s one giant, president it' s a giant, it' s a giant..." |
| [03:31.61] | SHOE! |
| [03:32.84] | AND IT BLOWS HIM UP |
| [03:36.91] | It' s a giant... shoe, heh |
| [03:41.70] | Classic, classic, classic, classic, classic, I mean |
| [03:43.96] | I mean, we just tryna chill |
| [03:46.30] | We didn' t come here to show off, or like floss our shit |
| [03:51.64] | Or anything like that |
| [03:53.03] | We just came to chill and have fun |
| [03:55.39] | And I guess that' s what life' s all about |
| [03:59.01] | Ha ha, let go |
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