| Album:Topolino | |
| Title:Tinkerbell | |
| Everybody knows a woman like me | |
| Insecurity is my philosophy | |
| I see other women as the competition | |
| I'm always nice to men and so they're nice to me | |
| But other girls always seem to be bitchin' about me | |
| I say they must be jealous | |
| I say that its because their boyfriends all fancy me | |
| Close my eyes and fantisize | |
| Of all men envying me | |
| So much fun to be number one | |
| What good are sisters to me? | |
| I just can't relate to some men | |
| Unless I use my sexuality | |
| Normal conversation always leave me insecure | |
| Men are so much more approachable | |
| Clever, kind and intellectual | |
| And I never feel uncomfortable in their company | |
| Male appreciation is my one ambition | |
| Its a competition I must win | |
| When I talk to girls its just monotonous shit | |
| Because I don't want their friendship just their jealousy |