| Song | Don't Touch My Spandex |
| Artist | Leng Tch'e |
| Album | The Process of Elimination |
| When I go out on a Saturday night | |
| I always wear my spandex, it's such a delight | |
| To match with my headband, don't mess with my spikes | |
| My nice leather pants, sure I got sweaty balls | |
| Nice old patches on my jacket | |
| All-over shirt stuck in my trousers | |
| Come on watch me being metal | |
| More metal than you'll ever be | |
| Army boots in, checkin' my spandex | |
| Leaving you guessing, what is in there | |
| Nice shiny balls, with an Accept tattoo | |
| Udod Dirkschneider eat your heart out |