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Getting all the illnesses you never thought you would |
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Falling out of love like you never thought you could |
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Going to the seaside when it's way too cold |
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Life ain't worth living once you get old |
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And a sense of humor may be lost |
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And there may be wrinkled like a prune |
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But don't you hurt their feelings |
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Cause you know that they are immune |
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I'm going to change the world when I get old |
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I'll sign up for the one with the hearts of gold |
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And I may be withered like an old piece of leather |
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But I'll talk of more things than just the weather |
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And a sense of humor may be lost |
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And there may be wrinkled like a prune |
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But don't you hurt their feelings |
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Cause you know that they are immune |
