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Dude: you ready? |
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Kef: yeah yeah |
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Dude: alright, we're rollin' |
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Kef: if you show me something precious, |
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I will show you someone blue, |
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And we'll calculate what drives me straight to you |
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The fascination kindled like a spark becomes a flame, |
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And then the fire thickens, |
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And my heart quickens, |
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Every measure i hear your name |
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Evangeline |
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Evangeline |
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Well can you feature an adorable creature |
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More appealing than this world has ever seen? |
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Evangeline |
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Evangeline |
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Her face made equal to the minature features |
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Of a hand-made porcelain figurine |
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Dude: did you just say 'porcelain figurine?' |
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Kef: well, yeah. there's only a handful of words you can rhyme with- y'know what? just don't worry about it. |
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Dude: right. |
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Kef: if i ever fall abandoned on a desert made in blue, |
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I would only wish to spend each day with you |
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Essential artless charm from which impossible to wean |
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It only amplifies those lips those eyes and every freckle that's in between |
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Evangeline |
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Evangeline |
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Far more beauty in a single view than on the pages of a fashion magazine |
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Evangeline |
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Evangeline |
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Can you feature an adorable creature more appealing than this world has ever seen? |
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Evangeline |
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And you know i'd never forget you |
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Until i have you in my arms |
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Dude: uh dude, she's gonna think you're a stalker... |
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Kef: i'm trying to do a solo here |
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Dude: yeah but i mean, you should think about how this is gonna be perceived because i mean, it's a little... crazy you know? |
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I recognize and risk absurdity to call your name this way |
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But i fear there might not be another way |
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Effortless sparkle shines around the angel in your name, |
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And if i never laid my eyes on you i know i wouldn't be the same |
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Evangeline |
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Evangeline |
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Far more beauty in a single view than on the pages of a fashion magazine |
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Evangeline |
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Evangeline |
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To spend an hour in the grip of your power could make any other moment feel a little routine |
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Evangeline |
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Evangeline |
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If i imagine any kind of beauty pageant you are making all adjacent competition look obscene |
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Evangeline |
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Evangeline |
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How could i ever fabricate another woman as my lover there's no other one i'd rather here to be |
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Evangeline |
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Dude: (laughs) you are such a jackass! |
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Kef: yeah, okay, you don't have to- |
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Dude: (singing) evangeliiiiiine! |
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Kef: alright that's enou- |
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Dude: (singing) i love yooou! |
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Kef: alright, fine! |
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Dude: (still singing): will you come back pleeeeease?! |