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I am your clock |
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I am your religion |
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I am your shotgun mechanical bride |
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Nothing is done without my approval |
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I own you, |
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I own youI decide how long you sleep |
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And how much rest |
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You are ever allowed |
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I decide what you desire |
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I deny you time to think |
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I am the mirror, constant humiliation |
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That follows and shadows you wherever you go |
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And blocks out the light |
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At the end of every tunnel you try |
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Be on time |
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Be on schedule |
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Always feel like you're always late |
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Always feel like you're always late |
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And need more scolding and punishment |
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Do not daydream |
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Do not dilly-dally |
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Do not fall behind |
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Wings are flapping right behind you |
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You know what's coming next |
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As I swoop down like a hungry owl |
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And sink my talons into your back |
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And drag you back to square one again |
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The pain gets a little worse every time |
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Crash, crumple, crash, crumple |
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Do not pass go, do not collect |
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Your dignity and your self respect |
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Give up, it's over |
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Give up, it's over |
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No time allowed to try something you like |
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The bills were all due yesterday |
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You've failed, you're through |
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You've failed, you're through |
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First we form our habits then they form us |
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We dress up as someone else every day |
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Gingerbread houses, fireplace surprises |
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What tastes best the witches won't let you have |
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These days having a baby |
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Is like what having a |
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BMW used to be |
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While they're asleep |
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Play these new age cassettes |
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To transmit subliminal messages |
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I like mom, |
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I like school |
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I like to study, |
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I like rule |
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I am the school teacher who yelled at you |
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For not paying attention |
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And shamed you in front of the entire class |
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And dragged you around the room by the hair |
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This is what happens to boys and girls |
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Whose penmanship is messy |
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Be neat like the others |
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Follow orders |
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Obey what is put in front of you |
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Imagination is the ultimate sin |
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You can't be creative the rest of your life |
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Your counselor wants a word with you |
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If you liked school, you'll love work |
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Resign yourself to a job you'll hate |
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Get a hobby but keep it in the garage |
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Shove yourself into a slot |
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Despise your ideas your boss knows best |
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We can't all do what we want to do |
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Always settle for what you're told to expect |
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Do not take chances you might fail |
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And you don't want to find out the hard way |
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How our society treats |
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The misfits |
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The ones who make mistakes |
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Bad failure |
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Bad failure |
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Homeless depression |
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Mental hospitals, murder |
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Born on the cutting room floor |
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Die in the bin by the door, hypothermia of the spirit |
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Why do people chase so many useless toys |
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In search of the perfect baby sitter? |
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For just 19.95 and just thirteen minutes out of your busy day |
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You could have the full rich experience of parenthood |
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Without the mess of the real thing |
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It's called |
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Video Baby |
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From Creative |
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Programming |
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Incorporated |
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Offering all of the enjoyment |
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And none of the commitment |
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I am your calendar, there is no escape |
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I am why you're so afraid to respect yourself |
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I led you down garden path after path |
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With carrots on a stick |
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I'll let you taste but never embrace |
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Peek in the wrong door |
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I slam it on your fingers |
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Go back, adventure is not allowed |
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Go back, not allowed |
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I leave you exhausted |
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Henpecked and afraid |
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Never enough bounty |
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Never enough nerve |
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To reach out for something better |
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Than the grind you call your life |
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The hatch of your hamster cage is open |
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But guess who waits just outside the door |
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Stay on your treadmill |
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Keep running on that wire wheel |
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Briefcase in hand |
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Money rains down just out of reach |
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You'll burn out soon enough |
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It's all part of the plan |
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When you're no longer useful |
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You can finally retire |
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To the glue factory of your choice |
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Free at last to scratch your head |
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Wondering what happened |
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Find how time flew |
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Right past you |
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Free at last to wonder what happened |
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Free at last, |
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I bid you goodbye |
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On your own, to wait to die |
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On your own, to wait to die |
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On your own, to wait to die |
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On your own, to wait to die |