| I heard a rumor that I'm sad | |
| Or at least that I feel bad | |
| Whoever said that doesn't know | |
| I'm pretty sure that I don't know | |
| And if a case was made for this | |
| Could it be something that we missed | |
| Let's let the cat out of the bag | |
| Let's let the neighborhood go bad | |
| It take some time but there you go | |
| It takes a lot of guts to show | |
| The silly side of who we are | |
| As if we'd ever go that far | |
| So we can put away the watch | |
| And we can throw away the cane | |
| And we can walk through god's own will | |
| Because he's crying crying still today | |
| What are the odds that you are right | |
| What will we have to eat tonight | |
| What if I told you it's ok | |
| To be my action figure | |
| I've swatted bugs all afternoon | |
| I've swallowed beer like a cartoon | |
| And if old Waylon hung the moon | |
| Will we be singing with him soon | |
| And I will learn to look away | |
| When there are thing I cannot bear | |
| Perhaps you'll sing a different tune | |
| Perhaps well learn to tell the difference | |
| There are people that I know | |
| Who live content within their limits | |
| And we are lucky to be so | |
| Completely interactive |