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Ladies I'd like to talk to you for just about two minutes. |
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Now you can turn me off if you want to but what I've got |
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to say is for your benefit and no-one else. Now we heard what |
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Big Moe had to say to the brothers but I'm goin' to tell you |
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straight up that fellas these days ain't no good. |
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Stool pigeon, stool pigeon |
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What you mean stool pigeon. You see that's what I mean, |
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listen stick around girls |
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don't be no clown, and please pick up on what I put down. |
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If he drives you to the beach |
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and he starts to reach, |
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look out, sister look out |
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If he says you look fetchin' |
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and wants to go show you his etchin's, |
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don't go up there, you better not go up there. |
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And if he says you know you look good in a sweater, |
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go home and write him a leteer, hmm, hmmm, |
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you know what I mean. |
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And look here, if he buys you crocks of champagne, |
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take a train and go to Maine, |
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get outta town before it's too late. |
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If he says "Darlin' you look just like my mother", |
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go home and get your big brother |
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and have him snapped up. |
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Now what you gigglin' for? |
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Look here this ain't funny! |
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hee hee hee the devil! |
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You better pay attention to me now listen up, |
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don't listen to nobody but me now. |
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Don't listen to Big Moe, don't listen to Little Moe, |
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don't listen to no no, or No Moe whatever that childs |
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name is over near Nomax don't listen to eat Moe |
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don't listen to nobody but me alright. |
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If something happen to you this summer |
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you say I didn't tell you "alright", |
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now this is some knowledge I use myself, |
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I got this jive straight from the shelf |
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and it's known to be successful to a marked degree, |
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and baby I'm givin' it to you for free, alright! |
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Now if you wanna go for a ride in the car, |
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don't stay too long and don't go too far, |
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and if he syas "darlin, darlin, you know i feel so lucky", |
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go tell that man to catch a train to Kentucky. |
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And if he says you know, ooh baby baby, |
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you know you look groovy, |
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I think I'm gonna put you in a movie, |
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hey! he ain't no talent scout |
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he don't know what it's all about |
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and if he laughs at all your jokes |
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says your brand is all he smokes |
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he drinks nothing but cokes |
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he wants to meet your folks |
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don't believe him baby, it's a hoax, alright |
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tell him to get lost |
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coz he ain't nothing but a moose. |
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And if he says "Hey sugar, I'm on the square" |
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go home and leave him right there, leave him right there |
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and if he says "Hello baby, you look great, |
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I'm gonna take you on a date" |
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He ain't nothing but a fake |
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go tell him to go jump in the lake. |
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What you sitting up there gigglin' for? |
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you know you'd be surprised at what them men |
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are framin' up on doin' this summer |
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and if somethin' happened to you |
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you'd say I didn't tell you |
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so listen to what I'm tellin' you |
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look at what I'm puttin' down alright? |
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Here it is, |
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now if he buys you clothes |
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and nylon hose |
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and takes you round the nation |
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on a two week vacation |
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buys you diamond rings, mink coats and everything |
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and he's the mellow creature who wants |
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to see the preacher |
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well, you don't have to look out baby |
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take him home to momma |
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Look out |
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Now listen girls, don't tease him just squeeze him |
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because that's your main squeezy easy! |
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Look out sister, you better look out |
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look out! |
