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Song 和现实结婚之时髦的房奴
Artist 黑撒
Album 我的黄金时代

Lyrics

[00:12.809] 含辛茹苦十几年终于攒了点钱
[00:15.749] 买套单元房娶个漂亮媳妇儿
[00:17.997] 好好生个大胖小子准备享受天伦之乐安度晚年
[00:22.249] 现在的房价太奢侈一整动不动就是几十万
[00:27.124] 谁说好男儿志在四方我看也就几十平米方圆
[00:32.373] 买个房子某乱得很钱其实只是一个方面
[00:37.188] 要想不吃后悔药有点所谓的升值潜力首先要挑准地段
[00:41.309] 我想住在西高新环境幽雅绿化讲究马路还挺宽
[00:46.936] 媳妇却说还是南郊好文化氛围浓逛街最方便
[00:52.186] 我说那你还不如住城墙里出门不到两站就是东大街
[00:57.122] 她说城里人太多坐个公交都把人挤成肉夹馍咧
[01:01.808] 我说那你住东郊没事去浐河游个泳
[01:05.186] 她说她从小最不爱的就是纺织城
[01:07.686] 我说北郊房子便宜干脆住到二马路上
[01:09.934] 她说坚决不去道北害怕生生
[01:11.936] 要问现在萨房最流行答案就是小户型
[01:17.372] 合理的结构南北有通透
[01:19.686] 楼底下最好能够把车停
[01:22.123] 想住平房大院是纯粹做梦现在到处买的都是高层
[01:28.135] 媳妇说(包观望了心动不如行动不然咋都不跟你去领结婚证)
[01:33.885] 金钱就是我的嫁妆
[01:35.507] 房子车子就是我的伴郎
[01:38.135] 爱情只是一个华丽的幌子
[01:40.800] 现实是个老虎张开血盆大口将我吞噬
[01:43.636] 结婚是人生最大的牺牲
[01:45.635] 除了交出灵魂肉体还得考验经济实力
[01:48.698] 没有金刚钻不敢乱碰这瓷器
[01:50.447] 即使你婚检没问题现实还会给你打击
[01:53.822] 最后然了一整没办法我俩猜动吃
[01:56.322] 我出剪子她出包终于定了套一厅两室
[01:59.947] 据说再过5年地底下能跑地铁
[02:00.759] 希望到那时候我的新房真能升值
[02:03.507] 一把全掏完我绝对倾家荡产
[02:06.007] 好在还有银行的分期付款
[02:08.635] 我咬咬牙签了字交列首付5万
[02:10.947] 从今后每月都得还800元贷款
[02:13.322] 我成了时髦的房奴
[02:15.885] 30年都得勒紧裤带
[02:18.134] 看来我娃将来喝不上进口奶粉咧
[02:20.884] 我也打算放弃抽5块以上的香烟
[02:23.584] 房子入住咧心里美得很
[02:25.397] 我跟媳妇下馆子打算大吃一顿
[02:27.834] 突然想起新房还得装修
[02:29.884] 点菜时候乖乖的都是素菜
[02:33.058] (老板来两盘土豆丝)
[02:34.634] 房子可沉正在压上我的肩
[02:36.070] 下半辈子的辛苦已经提前宣判
[02:37.570] 房产证里有我的一半也有你的一半
[02:40.504] 盼望降息是你的心愿也是我的心愿
[02:43.006] 想起古人曾留下一句名言
[02:46.220] 象是我的心声一千年
[02:48.446] 安得广厦千万间天下寒士俱欢颜
[03:15.195] 含辛茹苦十几年终于攒了点钱
[03:17.258] 买套单元房娶个漂亮媳妇儿
[03:18.883] 好好生个大胖小子准备享受天伦之乐安度晚年
[03:24.946] 现在的房价太奢侈一整动不动就是几十万
[03:29.693] 谁说好男儿志在四方我看也就几十平米方圆
[03:33.321] 金钱就是我的嫁妆
[03:37.290] 房子车子就是我的伴郎
[03:39.633] 爱情只是一个华丽的幌子
[03:42.195] 现实是个老虎张开血盆大口将我吞噬
[03:44.945] 结婚是人生最大的牺牲
[03:47.069] 除了交出灵魂肉体还得考验经济实力
[03:49.945] 没有金刚钻不敢乱碰这瓷器
[03:52.795] 即使你婚检没问题现实还会给你打击
[03:55.669] 金钱就是我的嫁妆
[03:57.870] 房子车子就是我的伴郎
[04:00.193] 爱情只是一个华丽的幌子
[04:02.632] 现实是个老虎张开血盆大口将我吞噬
[04:05.945] 结婚是人生最大的牺牲
[04:08.068] 除了交出灵魂肉体还得考验经济实力
[04:11.068] 没有金刚钻不敢乱碰这瓷器
[04:13.204] 即使你婚检没问题现实还会给你打击
[04:16.268] 金钱就是我的嫁妆
[04:17.832] 房子车子就是我的伴郎
[04:19.832] 爱情只是一个华丽的幌子
[04:23.268] 现实是个老虎张开血盆大口将我吞噬
[04:26.268] 结婚是人生最大的牺牲
[04:28.268] 除了交出灵魂肉体还得考验经济实力

Pinyin

[00:12.809] hán xīn rú kǔ shí jǐ nián zhōng yú zǎn le diǎn qián
[00:15.749] mǎi tào dān yuán fáng qǔ gè piào liàng xí fù ér
[00:17.997] hǎo hǎo shēng gè dà pàng xiǎo zi zhǔn bèi xiǎng shòu tiān lún zhī lè ān dù wǎn nián
[00:22.249] xiàn zài de fáng jià tài shē chǐ yī zhěng dòng bù dòng jiù shì jǐ shí wàn
[00:27.124] shuí shuō hǎo nán ér zhì zài sì fāng wǒ kàn yě jiù jǐ shí píng mǐ fāng yuán
[00:32.373] mǎi gè fáng zi mǒu luàn de hěn qián qí shí zhǐ shì yí gè fāng miàn
[00:37.188] yào xiǎng bù chī hòu huǐ yào yǒu diǎn suǒ wèi de shēng zhí qián lì shǒu xiān yào tiāo zhǔn dì duàn
[00:41.309] wǒ xiǎng zhù zài xī gāo xīn huán jìng yōu yǎ lǜ huà jiǎng jiū mǎ lù hái tǐng kuān
[00:46.936] xí fù què shuō hái shì nán jiāo hǎo wén huà fēn wéi nóng guàng jiē zuì fāng biàn
[00:52.186] wǒ shuō nà nǐ hái bù rú zhù chéng qiáng lǐ chū mén bú dào liǎng zhàn jiù shì dōng dà jiē
[00:57.122] tā shuō chéng lǐ rén tài duō zuò gè gōng jiāo dōu bǎ rén jǐ chéng ròu jiā mó liě
[01:01.808] wǒ shuō nà nǐ zhù dōng jiāo méi shì qù chǎn hé yóu gè yǒng
[01:05.186] tā shuō tā cóng xiǎo zuì bù ài de jiù shì fǎng zhī chéng
[01:07.686] wǒ shuō běi jiāo fáng zi pián yí gān cuì zhù dào èr mǎ lù shàng
[01:09.934] tā shuō jiān jué bù qù dào běi hài pà shēng shēng
[01:11.936] yào wèn xiàn zài sà fáng zuì liú xíng dá àn jiù shì xiǎo hù xíng
[01:17.372] hé lǐ de jié gòu nán běi yǒu tōng tòu
[01:19.686] lóu dǐ xià zuì hǎo néng gòu bǎ chē tíng
[01:22.123] xiǎng zhù píng fáng dà yuàn shì chún cuì zuò mèng xiàn zài dào chù mǎi de dōu shì gāo céng
[01:28.135] xí fù shuō bāo guān wàng le xīn dòng bù rú xíng dòng bù rán zǎ dōu bù gēn nǐ qù lǐng jiē hūn zhèng
[01:33.885] jīn qián jiù shì wǒ de jià zhuāng
[01:35.507] fáng zi chē zi jiù shì wǒ de bàn láng
[01:38.135] ài qíng zhǐ shì yí gè huá lì de huǎng zi
[01:40.800] xiàn shí shì gè lǎo hǔ zhāng kāi xuè pén dà kǒu jiāng wǒ tūn shì
[01:43.636] jié hūn shì rén shēng zuì dà de xī shēng
[01:45.635] chú le jiāo chū líng hún ròu tǐ hái dé kǎo yàn jīng jì shí lì
[01:48.698] méi yǒu jīn gāng zuàn bù gǎn luàn pèng zhè cí qì
[01:50.447] jí shǐ nǐ hūn jiǎn méi wèn tí xiàn shí hái huì gěi nǐ dǎ jī
[01:53.822] zuì hòu rán le yī zhěng méi bàn fǎ wǒ liǎ cāi dòng chī
[01:56.322] wǒ chū jiǎn zi tā chū bāo zhōng yú dìng le tào yī tīng liǎng shì
[01:59.947] jù shuō zài guò 5 nián dì dǐ xià néng pǎo dì tiě
[02:00.759] xī wàng dào nà shí hou wǒ de xīn fáng zhēn néng shēng zhí
[02:03.507] yī bǎ quán tāo wán wǒ jué duì qīng jiā dàng chǎn
[02:06.007] hǎo zài hái yǒu yín háng de fēn qī fù kuǎn
[02:08.635] wǒ yǎo yǎo yá qiān le zì jiāo liè shǒu fù 5 wàn
[02:10.947] cóng jīn hòu měi yuè dōu dé hái 800 yuán dài kuǎn
[02:13.322] wǒ chéng le shí máo de fáng nú
[02:15.885] 30 nián dōu dé lēi jǐn kù dài
[02:18.134] kàn lái wǒ wá jiāng lái hē bù shàng jìn kǒu nǎi fěn liě
[02:20.884] wǒ yě dǎ suàn fàng qì chōu 5 kuài yǐ shàng de xiāng yān
[02:23.584] fáng zi rù zhù liě xīn lǐ měi de hěn
[02:25.397] wǒ gēn xí fù xià guǎn zǐ dǎ suàn dà chī yī dùn
[02:27.834] tū rán xiǎng qǐ xīn fáng hái dé zhuāng xiū
[02:29.884] diǎn cài shí hòu guāi guāi de dōu shì sù cài
[02:33.058] lǎo bǎn lái liǎng pán tǔ dòu sī
[02:34.634] fáng zi kě chén zhèng zài yā shàng wǒ de jiān
[02:36.070] xià bàn bèi zi de xīn kǔ yǐ jīng tí qián xuān pàn
[02:37.570] fáng chǎn zhèng lǐ yǒu wǒ de yī bàn yě yǒu nǐ de yī bàn
[02:40.504] pàn wàng jiàng xī shì nǐ de xīn yuàn yě shì wǒ de xīn yuàn
[02:43.006] xiǎng qǐ gǔ rén céng liú xià yī jù míng yán
[02:46.220] xiàng shì wǒ de xīn shēng yī qiān nián
[02:48.446] ān dé guǎng shà qiān wàn jiān tiān xià hán shì jù huān yán
[03:15.195] hán xīn rú kǔ shí jǐ nián zhōng yú zǎn le diǎn qián
[03:17.258] mǎi tào dān yuán fáng qǔ gè piào liàng xí fù ér
[03:18.883] hǎo hǎo shēng gè dà pàng xiǎo zi zhǔn bèi xiǎng shòu tiān lún zhī lè ān dù wǎn nián
[03:24.946] xiàn zài de fáng jià tài shē chǐ yī zhěng dòng bù dòng jiù shì jǐ shí wàn
[03:29.693] shuí shuō hǎo nán ér zhì zài sì fāng wǒ kàn yě jiù jǐ shí píng mǐ fāng yuán
[03:33.321] jīn qián jiù shì wǒ de jià zhuāng
[03:37.290] fáng zi chē zi jiù shì wǒ de bàn láng
[03:39.633] ài qíng zhǐ shì yí gè huá lì de huǎng zi
[03:42.195] xiàn shí shì gè lǎo hǔ zhāng kāi xuè pén dà kǒu jiāng wǒ tūn shì
[03:44.945] jié hūn shì rén shēng zuì dà de xī shēng
[03:47.069] chú le jiāo chū líng hún ròu tǐ hái dé kǎo yàn jīng jì shí lì
[03:49.945] méi yǒu jīn gāng zuàn bù gǎn luàn pèng zhè cí qì
[03:52.795] jí shǐ nǐ hūn jiǎn méi wèn tí xiàn shí hái huì gěi nǐ dǎ jī
[03:55.669] jīn qián jiù shì wǒ de jià zhuāng
[03:57.870] fáng zi chē zi jiù shì wǒ de bàn láng
[04:00.193] ài qíng zhǐ shì yí gè huá lì de huǎng zi
[04:02.632] xiàn shí shì gè lǎo hǔ zhāng kāi xuè pén dà kǒu jiāng wǒ tūn shì
[04:05.945] jié hūn shì rén shēng zuì dà de xī shēng
[04:08.068] chú le jiāo chū líng hún ròu tǐ hái dé kǎo yàn jīng jì shí lì
[04:11.068] méi yǒu jīn gāng zuàn bù gǎn luàn pèng zhè cí qì
[04:13.204] jí shǐ nǐ hūn jiǎn méi wèn tí xiàn shí hái huì gěi nǐ dǎ jī
[04:16.268] jīn qián jiù shì wǒ de jià zhuāng
[04:17.832] fáng zi chē zi jiù shì wǒ de bàn láng
[04:19.832] ài qíng zhǐ shì yí gè huá lì de huǎng zi
[04:23.268] xiàn shí shì gè lǎo hǔ zhāng kāi xuè pén dà kǒu jiāng wǒ tūn shì
[04:26.268] jié hūn shì rén shēng zuì dà de xī shēng
[04:28.268] chú le jiāo chū líng hún ròu tǐ hái dé kǎo yàn jīng jì shí lì