ren ren dou ai 80 hou

Song 人人都爱80后
Artist 花儿乐队
Album 花龄盛会

Lyrics

[00:05.390] 哎呦唉呦 这倒霉摧的80后
[00:07.680] 哎呦唉呦 这蜜罐儿里的80后
[00:09.820] 哎呦唉呦 这不懂事儿的80后
[00:12.150] 人人都恨80后 人人都爱80后
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[00:14.350] 在我们那年代 从小缺爱长大缺钙
[00:16.400] 抱着孩子谈恋爱 骑二八能一千多迈!
[00:19.180] 哪儿像你们现在 从小补到二十才断奶
[00:21.630] 挺机灵小伙子 就是分不出好赖!
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[00:23.830] 你瞅你带回家那位 那叫一个爱臭美
[00:26.250] 要是扔到古代 绝对就一白李逵!
[00:28.130] 她融合了瘸拐李的腿 和宋某某的嘴
[00:30.180] 坐那儿直招苍蝇 屎壳螂都当她粪球推!
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[00:33.110] 你能给我气疯了 你那男友岁数
[00:35.230] 乾隆都得管他叫大哥!
[00:36.410] 满脸抬头纹 长得跟素丸子似的!
[00:38.560] 要是手榴弹一分钱一个
[00:40.720] 我真想扔他十万块钱的!
[00:42.580] 虽然说一下生你就挨饿
[00:43.930] 一上学你没听课 一毕业就没工作
[00:47.280] 也不至于为了三瓜两枣 这么载歌载舞吧?
[00:49.640] 你是怎么了?老母猪追大王八 那是你任务吗?!
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[00:52.890] 你们没结婚 不懂爱情那么深
[00:54.700] 我跟你阿姨结婚二十多年 见天儿她净欺负人!
[00:57.230] 一日夫妻百日恩 和尚吃素不吃荤
[00:59.570] 婚姻法上怎么写的? 菜刀不能随便抡!
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[01:01.750] 他办个事太肉 打麻将又太臭
[01:03.400] 讲笑话不逗 就喝起酒来没有够!
[01:05.640] 揪起来抽抽!把他揪起来抽抽!
[01:07.600] 哦呦你还敢向我挑战?揪起来抽抽!!!
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[01:10.040] 如今生活现代化 男人女人化
[01:11.910] 女人野人化 你们得听过来人的话!
[01:14.050] 书到用时方恨少 钱到月底不够花
[01:17.320] 逮一蛤蟆能挤出团粉来 社会竞争多可怕!
[01:19.560] 不管你爸蹬三轮 还是你妈卖果仁
[01:22.190] 就算你祖宗八辈 一直前仆后继跳大神
[01:24.500] 头上画一'耐克' 就得楞充包公的传人
[01:26.780] 说出去人人夸你 高雅八耻好男儿!
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[01:29.420] 但别胡罗卜掉茅坑儿 真当自己是个角儿?
[01:31.360] 这人生啊就是 练一辈子轻功 你得端住劲儿
[01:34.280] 想舒服了没门儿! 容不得你跟这儿 ***And***!
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[01:38.870] 记住谦虚使人进步 屎人都能进步!
[01:40.900] 遇事不怒 勤换内裤 基本吃素要知足!
[01:43.130] 你想当领导没那觉悟 想当富翁没那脑子
[01:45.790] 想当别人太太又是男的!想都没有用!
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[01:47.780] 浪子回头金不换 旧鞋旧衣服换鸡蛋!
[01:50.310] 实在不行跟我混吧 保你十年赚两万!
[01:52.960] 这么多钱啊!我听着肝儿都颤!
[01:54.920] 你到底是干什么的啊?!我做梦都想当大款!
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[01:57.340] 我上顶天花板!我下踩红地毯!
[01:59.420] 我吃鲍鱼都往上返!我跨国贸易大老板!
[02:01.820] 纯真片儿懒 走街串巷 高声呐喊:'修理伞!!!'
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[02:06.760] 哎呦唉呦 这倒霉摧的80后
[02:08.890] 哎呦唉呦 这蜜罐儿里的80后
[02:11.190] 哎呦唉呦 这不懂事儿的80后
[02:13.440] 人人都恨80后 人人都爱80后

Pinyin

[00:05.390] āi yōu āi yōu zhè dǎo méi cuī de 80 hòu
[00:07.680] āi yōu āi yōu zhè mì guàn ér lǐ de 80 hòu
[00:09.820] āi yōu āi yōu zhè bù dǒng shì ér de 80 hòu
[00:12.150] rén rén dōu hèn 80 hòu rén rén dōu ài 80 hòu
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[00:14.350] zài wǒ men nà nián dài cóng xiǎo quē ài zhǎng dà quē gài
[00:16.400] bào zhe hái zi tán liàn ài qí èr bā néng yī qiān duō mài!
[00:19.180] nǎ ér xiàng nǐ men xiàn zài cóng xiǎo bǔ dào èr shí cái duàn nǎi
[00:21.630] tǐng jī líng xiǎo huǒ zi jiù shì fēn bù chū hǎo lài!
[00:23.580]
[00:23.830] nǐ chǒu nǐ dài huí jiā nà wèi nà jiào yí gè ài chòu měi
[00:26.250] yào shì rēng dào gǔ dài jué duì jiù yī bái lǐ kuí!
[00:28.130] tā róng hé le qué guǎi lǐ de tuǐ hé sòng mǒu mǒu de zuǐ
[00:30.180] zuò nà ér zhí zhāo cāng yíng shǐ ké láng dōu dāng tā fèn qiú tuī!
[00:32.450]
[00:33.110] nǐ néng gěi wǒ qì fēng le nǐ nà nán yǒu suì shù
[00:35.230] qián lóng dōu dé guǎn tā jiào dà gē!
[00:36.410] mǎn liǎn tái tóu wén zhǎng de gēn sù wán zǐ shì de!
[00:38.560] yào shì shǒu liú dàn yī fēn qián yí gè
[00:40.720] wǒ zhēn xiǎng rēng tā shí wàn kuài qián de!
[00:42.580] suī rán shuō yī xià shēng nǐ jiù ái è
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[00:47.280] yě bù zhì yú wèi le sān guā liǎng zǎo zhè me zài gē zài wǔ ba?
[00:49.640] nǐ shì zěn me le? lǎo mǔ zhū zhuī dài wáng bā nà shi nǐ rèn wù ma?!
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[00:52.890] nǐ men méi jié hūn bù dǒng ài qíng nà me shēn
[00:54.700] wǒ gēn nǐ ā yí jié hūn èr shí duō nián jiàn tiān r tā jìng qī fù rén!
[00:57.230] yī rì fū qī bǎi rì ēn hé shàng chī sù bù chī hūn
[00:59.570] hūn yīn fǎ shàng zěn me xiě de? cài dāo bù néng suí biàn lūn!
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[01:01.750] tā bàn gè shì tài ròu dǎ má jiàng yòu tài chòu
[01:03.400] jiǎng xiào huà bù dòu jiù hē qǐ jiǔ lái méi yǒu gòu!
[01:05.640] jiū qǐ lái chōu chōu! bǎ tā jiū qǐ lái chōu chōu!
[01:07.600] ó yōu nǐ hái gǎn xiàng wǒ tiǎo zhàn? jiū qǐ lái chōu chōu!!!
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[01:10.040] rú jīn shēng huó xiàn dài huà nán rén nǚ rén huà
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[01:29.240]
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[01:31.360] zhè rén shēng a jiù shì liàn yī bèi zi qīng gōng nǐ dé duān zhù jìn r
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[01:40.900] yù shì bù nù qín huàn nèi kù jī běn chī sù yào zhī zú!
[01:43.130] nǐ xiǎng dāng lǐng dǎo méi nà jué wù xiǎng dāng fù wēng méi nà nǎo zi
[01:45.790] xiǎng dāng bié rén tài tài yòu shì nán de! xiǎng dōu méi yǒu yòng!
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[01:47.780] làng zǐ huí tóu jīn bù huàn jiù xié jiù yī fu huàn jī dàn!
[01:50.310] shí zài bù xíng gēn wǒ hùn ba bǎo nǐ shí nián zhuàn liǎng wàn!
[01:52.960] zhè me duō qián a! wǒ tīng zhe gān ér dōu chàn!
[01:54.920] nǐ dào dǐ shì gàn shén me de a?! wǒ zuò mèng dōu xiǎng dāng dà kuǎn!
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[01:57.340] wǒ shàng dǐng tiān huā bǎn! wǒ xià cǎi hóng dì tǎn!
[01:59.420] wǒ chī bào yú dōu wǎng shàng fǎn! wǒ kuà guó mào yì dà lǎo bǎn!
[02:01.820] chún zhēn piān er lǎn zǒu jiē chuàn xiàng gāo shēng nà hǎn:' xiū lǐ sǎn!!!'
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[02:06.760] āi yōu āi yōu zhè dǎo méi cuī de 80 hòu
[02:08.890] āi yōu āi yōu zhè mì guàn ér lǐ de 80 hòu
[02:11.190] āi yōu āi yōu zhè bù dǒng shì ér de 80 hòu
[02:13.440] rén rén dōu hèn 80 hòu rén rén dōu ài 80 hòu