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[Phonte as Percy Miracles] |
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Baby... we've been together for so long... |
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And I just don't know... why you continue to do me |
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The way you wanna do me? |
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I checked your cell phone... and I saw a number |
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I didn't notice he called on that... |
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So somethin' tells me... either yo' mama done change her number... |
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[Inhales] or you CHEATIN' [exhales] |
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How could you do this to me after all these years? |
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Girl I don't know what in the fuck you think this is |
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Always tryna play around and tell lies while you are not at home |
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Sorry girl, you busted now, I saw the number on yo' cell phone, you cheatin' |
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[Chorus] |
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You was cheatin' (yes you was), caught you creepin' (yes I did) |
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To the window, to the wall, skeet-skeetin' (you triflin' hoe) |
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Heavy breathing, now I'm leavin'... |
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(I got to walk out right now, 'cause I just can't take it girl, you was cheatin') |
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You was cheatin' (yes you was), caught you creepin' (yes I did) |
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To the window, to the wall, skeet-skeetin' (you dirty bitch) |
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Heavy breathing (yes you was), now I'm leavin'... |
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(I got to get outta here, 'cause I just can't take it no more |
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[Mr. Diggs: Ronald Isley impersonator] |
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La-la, Percy don't you know-ho... |
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We been through this type of thing before-hore |
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[Percy] |
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Ohhhhhhh Lord |
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But this time it's different, I know I ain't trippin |
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I looked in the cell phone, saw another man's digits |
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[Mr. Diggs] |
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Now, you must be trippin', 'cause you know it's not the same |
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She caught you from her mama house and maybe her number changed |
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[Percy] |
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No, she got the two-thousand minute plan, callin' her minuteman |
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I'm packin' the kids up, we gone in the minute babe (no don't do it Percy) |
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[Chorus: (Percy) Mr. Diggs] |
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You was cheatin' (yes you was), caught you creepin' (yes I did) |
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To the window, to the wall, [to the wall] skeet-skeetin' (you cold busted) |
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Heavy breathing (out the door), now I'm leavin'... |
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(No mo' checks and no mo' CHILD support) [Oh my gawd-hod] |
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You was cheatin' (Fuck that...), caught you creepin' (I can't believe she would do this to me) |
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To the window, to the wall, skeet-skeetin' (Give her another chance, Percy) |
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Heavy breathing (She don't deserve it), now I'm leavin'... (no, no, no she don't) |
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(Let me count the ways that I loved you girl) |
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[Bridge: Background singers] |
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I say, one, two, three, four, five |
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Really wanted you to be my wife |
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Then I say six, seven, eight, nine, ten |
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Really wanted you to be my friend |
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Then I say eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen |
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Can't, think of nothing that rhyme wit', fifteen |
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[Percy (Mr. Diggs)] |
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Ohhh Lord, the background singers just messed up |
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(Well, Percy I don't give a fuck) |
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Well, tell me where we gonna go |
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(We're going to "The Minstrel Shooooooooooow") |
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[Chorus] |
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You was cheatin' (yes she was), caught you creepin' |
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To the window, to the wall, skeet-skeetin' |
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(We're live at the show and I DON'T know where to go, baby) |
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Heavy breathing, now I'm leavin'... |
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(Ooohh, I'm so hurt, I'm so tired, I don't know what to do |
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I'm so turned around and I just turn around of seein' faces |
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And then +I+ just wanna bawl out...) |
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You was cheatin' (I know how you feel Percy), caught you creepin' (You don't understand) |
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To the window, to the wall, skeet-skeetin' (Believe me, I know how you FEEL-EEL) |
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Heavy breathing (How do you know?), now I'm leavin'... |
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(You know in your heart, that you, don't, want, nobody but, HERRRR) |
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Whoo! Thank you! (thank you, thank you everyone) |
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Thank you "Minstrel Show" |
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(Thank ya) thank ya, I'm Percy Miracles, Mr. Diggs... |
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You sound so wonderful, baby [Mr. Diggs harmonize] |
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"Hi, this is Devon [?] out of Brooklyn, New York |
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And you're watching the biggest colored show on earth |
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'The Minstrel Show'" |
