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At the station you can meet her |
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With that smile, you couldn't cheat her |
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A woman that kind is hard to find |
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It's good to take a girl |
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In the not so very good world |
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And walk in the park until it gets dark |
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Sometimes I feel ugly and old |
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Excuse me baby if I'm acting bold |
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My head gets hot but my feet aren't cold |
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Excuse me if you will |
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Take a breather on a bench |
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Helps to build up the suspense |
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Then the two of you go to a movie show |
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If she's woman, there's a chance |
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That she maybe likes to dance |
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So you go to the hall and you out-step 'em all |
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Don't make a hullabaloo I'm not the hoipaloi |
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I'm try any trick and I'll pull any ploy |
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I'm a used up twentieth century boy |
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Excuse me if you will |
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She takes you home to meet the folks |
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Laughing at the father's jokes |
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Shall we watch TV, it's all right with me |
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Time to go, you're going to miss her |
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In the doorway, try to kiss her |
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Oh, it tastes so good, like you hoped it would |
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If I was 16 again, I'd give my eyetooth |
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I'm tired and I'm hungry and I'm looking for my youth |
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I'm a little uncool and I'm a little uncouth |
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Oh, excuse me, yes excuse me if you will |
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At the station you can meet her |
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With that smile, you couldn't cheat her |
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A woman that kind is hard to find |