| Song | Synchronicity |
| Artist | Loudon Wainwright III |
| Album | More Love Songs |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| Little did I know, though I probably should have guessed | |
| By the way you walked and talked and spoke and smoked an dressed | |
| You actually seemed to like me and so naturally I presumed | |
| You were after that thing, it's the one thing, it's assumed | |
| So I wined and dined you, hey, I love that kind of stuff | |
| And we blabbed about our backgrounds, how family life is rough | |
| We spoke of what we dreamed of, what we thought of, what we did | |
| Midway through the second bottle I admitted I had kids | |
| But nothing seemed to throw you though I know you better now | |
| At the time my minor crime was figuring out how | |
| To get you in my hotel room unclothed and in my bed | |
| And proceed with the unspeakable, it's better left unsaid | |
| We went to see a friend of your and watch me on TV | |
| Sheer coincidence you said, synchronicity | |
| A full moon on a Friday night, the thirteenth of July | |
| A man and two women in a room and on the screen the guy | |
| Your friend, she liked me on the show, yeah she was snowed for sure | |
| Her body language got obscene, her demeanor less than pure | |
| You started venting something wearing spleen upon your sleeve | |
| You got sort of nervous, kind of anxious, had to leave | |
| You told me on the freeway that you didn't sleep with men | |
| I put two and two together and I asked about your friend | |
| It turns out she and though she loved my show | |
| She too preferred the fairer sexóI absorbed the blow | |
| It turns out that you did like men but didn't like their things | |
| That hang down and all the hang-ups being with them always brings | |
| My brother is so practical; this is what he said: | |
| "You should have asked if it was cool to watch them both in bed" |
| Little did I know, though I probably should have guessed | |
| By the way you walked and talked and spoke and smoked an dressed | |
| You actually seemed to like me and so naturally I presumed | |
| You were after that thing, it' s the one thing, it' s assumed | |
| So I wined and dined you, hey, I love that kind of stuff | |
| And we blabbed about our backgrounds, how family life is rough | |
| We spoke of what we dreamed of, what we thought of, what we did | |
| Midway through the second bottle I admitted I had kids | |
| But nothing seemed to throw you though I know you better now | |
| At the time my minor crime was figuring out how | |
| To get you in my hotel room unclothed and in my bed | |
| And proceed with the unspeakable, it' s better left unsaid | |
| We went to see a friend of your and watch me on TV | |
| Sheer coincidence you said, synchronicity | |
| A full moon on a Friday night, the thirteenth of July | |
| A man and two women in a room and on the screen the guy | |
| Your friend, she liked me on the show, yeah she was snowed for sure | |
| Her body language got obscene, her demeanor less than pure | |
| You started venting something wearing spleen upon your sleeve | |
| You got sort of nervous, kind of anxious, had to leave | |
| You told me on the freeway that you didn' t sleep with men | |
| I put two and two together and I asked about your friend | |
| It turns out she and though she loved my show | |
| She too preferred the fairer sexo I absorbed the blow | |
| It turns out that you did like men but didn' t like their things | |
| That hang down and all the hangups being with them always brings | |
| My brother is so practical this is what he said: | |
| " You should have asked if it was cool to watch them both in bed" |
| Little did I know, though I probably should have guessed | |
| By the way you walked and talked and spoke and smoked an dressed | |
| You actually seemed to like me and so naturally I presumed | |
| You were after that thing, it' s the one thing, it' s assumed | |
| So I wined and dined you, hey, I love that kind of stuff | |
| And we blabbed about our backgrounds, how family life is rough | |
| We spoke of what we dreamed of, what we thought of, what we did | |
| Midway through the second bottle I admitted I had kids | |
| But nothing seemed to throw you though I know you better now | |
| At the time my minor crime was figuring out how | |
| To get you in my hotel room unclothed and in my bed | |
| And proceed with the unspeakable, it' s better left unsaid | |
| We went to see a friend of your and watch me on TV | |
| Sheer coincidence you said, synchronicity | |
| A full moon on a Friday night, the thirteenth of July | |
| A man and two women in a room and on the screen the guy | |
| Your friend, she liked me on the show, yeah she was snowed for sure | |
| Her body language got obscene, her demeanor less than pure | |
| You started venting something wearing spleen upon your sleeve | |
| You got sort of nervous, kind of anxious, had to leave | |
| You told me on the freeway that you didn' t sleep with men | |
| I put two and two together and I asked about your friend | |
| It turns out she and though she loved my show | |
| She too preferred the fairer sexó I absorbed the blow | |
| It turns out that you did like men but didn' t like their things | |
| That hang down and all the hangups being with them always brings | |
| My brother is so practical this is what he said: | |
| " You should have asked if it was cool to watch them both in bed" |