| Song | Patron Skit |
| Artist | Ying Yang Twins |
| Album | Chemically Imbalanced |
| Last call for alcohol! | |
| Last call for alcohol! | |
| You can do what the fuck you think, but it's time for your last drink. | |
| If you ain't got it, you better get it. | |
| You want another drink... | |
| YeahWhat you want to drink? | |
| Let me get that patron*hickup* |