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Now many many years ago when I was 23 |
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I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be |
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This widow had a grownup daughter (who) had hair of red |
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My father fell in love with her and soon the two were wed |
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I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy |
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My little baby then became the brother-in-law to dad |
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and so became my uncle though it made me very sad |
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of the widow's grownup daughter who of course was my step-mother |
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I'm my own grandpa |
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I'm my own grandpa |
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My father's wife then had a son, that kept him on the run |
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Because she is my wife |
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She's my grandmother too |
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I'm my own grandpa |
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I'm my own grandpa |
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but it really is so |
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I'm my own grandpa |
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Now if my wife's my grandmother then I'm her grandchild |
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And every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild |
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For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw |
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As husband of my grandmother, I AM MY OWN GRANDPA... |
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I'm my own grandpa |
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I'm my own grandpa |
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It sounds funny I know |
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but it really is so |
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I'm my own grandpa |
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hmm... |
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I'm my own grandpa |
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I'm my own grandpa |
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It sounds funny I know |
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but it really is so |
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I'm my own grandpa... |
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This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life |
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My daughter was my mother 'cause she was my father's wife |
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To complicate the matter even though it brought me joy |
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For if he was my uncle, that also made him the brother |
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I'm my own grandpa |
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It sounds funny I know |
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but it really is so |
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And he became my grandchild for he was my daughter's son |
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My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue |
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It sounds funny I know |
