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Why can't a dish break a hammer? |
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Why, oh why, oh why?! |
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'Cause a hammer's a hard head |
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Goodbye goodbye goodbye |
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Why, oh why, oh why oh, why? |
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Why, oh why, oh why? |
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Because because because because |
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Goodbye goodbye goodbye |
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Why can't a bird eat an elephant? |
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Why, oh why, oh why? |
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'Cause an elephant's got a pretty hard skin |
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Goodby goodbye goodbye |
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Why can't a mouse eat a streetcar? |
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Why, oh why, oh why? |
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'Cause a mouse's stomach could never get big enough to hold a streetcar |
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Goodbye goodbye goodbye |
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Why does a horn make music? |
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Why, oh why, oh why? |
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Because the horn-blower blows it |
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Goodbye goodbye goodbye |
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Why does a cow drink water? |
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Tell me why n why? |
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Because the cow gets thirsty just like you or me or anybody else |
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Goodye goodbye goodbye |
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Why, oh why, oh why oh, why? |
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Why, oh why, oh why? |
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Because because because because |
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Goodbye goodbye goodbye |
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Why don't you answer my questions? |
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Why, oh why, oh why? |
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'Cause I don't know the answers |
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Goodby goodbye goodbye |
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What make the landlord take money? |
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Why, oh why, oh why? |
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I don't know that one myself |
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Goodbye goodbye goodbye |
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Why's there no pennies for ice cream? |
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Why, oh why, oh why? |
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You put all the pennies in the telephone |
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Goodbye goodbye goodbye |
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Why can't a rabbit chase an eagle? |
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Tell me why oh why? |
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'Cause the last rabbit that took out and chased after an eagle didn't come |
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out so good and that's why rabbits don't chase after eagles that's all I know about rabbits and eagles? |
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Because because because |
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Why ain't my grandpa my grandma? |
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Why, oh why, oh why? |
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Same reason your dad's not your mommy |
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Goodbye goodbye goodbye |
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Why couldn't the wind blow backwards? |
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Why, oh why, oh why? |
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'Cause it might backfire and hurt somebody and if it hurt somebody it'd keep on hurting them |
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Goodbye goodbye goodbye goodbye |
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Why, oh why, oh why? |
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Why, oh why, oh why? |
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Because Because Because Because Goodbye Goodbye Goodbye |
