| [00:04.08] | Mom made my sex |
| [00:06.59] | She knitted it with her hands |
| [00:12.04] | Sex-making is a family tradition |
| [00:19.70] | Going back to the caveman days |
| [00:23.90] | They were walking around in a haze |
| [00:27.71] | Until they figured it out |
| [00:29.75] | And they said 'gosh dang' this is great!' |
| [00:35.33] | But now I'm like a prehistoric screwball |
| [00:39.51] | Walking round with no sex at all |
| [02:51.06][01:53.53][00:42.74] | I said' Where's my sex? |
| [02:53.05][01:55.67][00:44.78] | I thought it was here |
| [02:55.21][01:57.78][00:47.01] | Under the bench |
| [02:56.83][01:59.37][00:48.66] | But it isn't there |
| [02:59.10][02:01.69][00:50.84] | I've got no idea where it disappeared to |
| [03:02.96][02:05.60][00:54.58] | I'm running late' I can't be late |
| [03:06.74][02:09.63][00:58.65] | I can't go out without my sex |
| [03:10.78][02:13.48][01:02.50] | It's cold outside and my toes get wet |
| [03:14.82][02:17.30][01:06.41] | And people will think that I'm an alien |
| [03:18.43][02:20.91][01:09.65] | Just cruising in to make a friend |
| [01:15.13] | Meg likes to hide it |
| [01:17.35] | She said that it gives her a kick |
| [01:22.73] | It may be under the rug |
| [01:25.29] | Or stuck in a shoe closet |
| [01:30.57] | Or tumbling round in the washing machine |
| [01:34.44] | She's always trying to get me clean |
| [01:38.38] | She adds detergent and bounce to eliminate static cling |
| [01:46.21] | It's gonna be another hour or more |
| [01:50.34] | Till I am ready to walk out the door |
| [02:32.05] | People can you hear me talking |
| [02:35.50] | I know you all are happy' rocking |
| [02:38.69] | Could you lend me a dime' pretty please? |
| [02:41.97] | Brother' sister' got time? |
| [02:43.87] | I've got no sex on my feet |
| [02:46.35] | Sex in my drawer |
| [02:47.99] | Sex in my shoes |
| [02:49.48] | Or sex on the floor |