If U Can't Dance (Slide) Lyrics

Song	If U Can't Dance (Slide)
Artist	Will Smith
Album	Lost And Found
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	作曲 : Will Smith & Troy Johnson
	作词 : Johnson, Smith
	Vocal：Will Smith/Nicole Scherzinger Of The Pussycat Dol
	[INTRO：]
	Yo! If you can't dance, its cool to get up now
	Usually, ya'll gotta sit on the side, but tonight, it's cool ...slide...
	[CHORUS]
	If you can't dance then this is your jam, baby, left to right all night
	Slide that's all you gotta do... You can't dance then this is your jam, baby
	Left to right all night, slide, that's all you gotta do
	Now we all know the boy at the club, all liquored up,
	Boy with the bub tryin' to pick 'em up, wack dancing,
	'Wooking pa nub', shirt too bright, pants too tight
	Boy settle down
	Now I ain't just messing with you
	I got better things to do
	I'm trying to help, I got a lesson for you
	I know you do the best you could do
	Wanna get next to Boo, then the less you do the better
	Cause women equate dance with sex
	They gon' see you & be like, 'Next'!
	But you gon' be like, 'hold up Ma' ('Next!')
	But she gon' be like, uh huh, ('Next!')
	Now looka-here, rule #1, know ya name,
	if it ain't Usher, Justin or Hammer, then we can touch ya
	Rule #2, never do a dance you can't do, why stupid,
	Cause you can't do it
	[CHORUS]
	So I'm up in my spot in Miami the other night, right
	& this Dude's out on the floor OD-ing, just way 'over-dancing'
	So his Mommy wanna holla at me
	She thought my name was Billy, I told her it was Willie
	She said she watch my TV show & I was very silly
	Told her I was from Philly she looked at me said, 'Really?'
	& judging from her t-shirt, I could tell that she was chilly
	So I gave her my sweater, she said her name was Etta
	She said she come from Cuba and she just had bought a Jetta
	She said she was glad I met her, let's go somewhere together
	She said she'd ride in my car cause she knew that it was better
	The conversation cookin', attention getting' tookin'
	My Spidey senses tinglin', I felt somebody lookin'
	Now who this brotha lookin', & now he runnin', bookin'
	I'm mad I'm like a fisherman, I almost had my hook in
	I figured I should get up & quickly clear my head up,
	Cause Etta got a man & I'm feelin' kinda set-up
	Now Dude was really fed up & yo, he wouldn't let up
	Homey if I hit you, you might never ever get up
	Now he was not a dancer, plus he wasn't handsome
	Comin' like Mel Gibson, like I had his girl for ransom
	Yo, Pedro wanna go out side, yo amigo, tranquillo... slide
	[CHORUS]
	Now rule #3 is easy, please remember that you ain't on "Beat Street"
	Sweet feet, you ain't tryin' to win no TV, another dude did a move
	No need to out do it
	Rule #4, out on the floor, don't be doing moves that don't nobody do no more
	Draw too much attention to be adventurous out on the floor
	There's a reason that don't nobody do 'em no more, you feel me?
	This may be hilarious, but Rule #5 is serious, it's a shame that we have
	to discuss
	That there's no lip biting or pelvic thrusts
	I mean you think that move will put the sting on her,
	you too close, tryin' to put a ring on her?
	You don't know that girl, don't cling on her & don't put your thing on
	her...cool?!
	[CHORUS]

	zuo qu : Will Smith Troy Johnson
	zuo ci : Johnson, Smith
	Vocal: Will Smith Nicole Scherzinger Of The Pussycat Dol
	INTRO:
	Yo! If you can' t dance, its cool to get up now
	Usually, ya' ll gotta sit on the side, but tonight, it' s cool ... slide...
	CHORUS
	If you can' t dance then this is your jam, baby, left to right all night
	Slide that' s all you gotta do... You can' t dance then this is your jam, baby
	Left to right all night, slide, that' s all you gotta do
	Now we all know the boy at the club, all liquored up,
	Boy with the bub tryin' to pick ' em up, wack dancing,
	' Wooking pa nub', shirt too bright, pants too tight
	Boy settle down
	Now I ain' t just messing with you
	I got better things to do
	I' m trying to help, I got a lesson for you
	I know you do the best you could do
	Wanna get next to Boo, then the less you do the better
	Cause women equate dance with sex
	They gon' see you be like, ' Next'!
	But you gon' be like, ' hold up Ma' ' Next!'
	But she gon' be like, uh huh, ' Next!'
	Now lookahere, rule 1, know ya name,
	if it ain' t Usher, Justin or Hammer, then we can touch ya
	Rule 2, never do a dance you can' t do, why stupid,
	Cause you can' t do it
	CHORUS
	So I' m up in my spot in Miami the other night, right
	this Dude' s out on the floor ODing, just way ' overdancing'
	So his Mommy wanna holla at me
	She thought my name was Billy, I told her it was Willie
	She said she watch my TV show I was very silly
	Told her I was from Philly she looked at me said, ' Really?'
	judging from her tshirt, I could tell that she was chilly
	So I gave her my sweater, she said her name was Etta
	She said she come from Cuba and she just had bought a Jetta
	She said she was glad I met her, let' s go somewhere together
	She said she' d ride in my car cause she knew that it was better
	The conversation cookin', attention getting' tookin'
	My Spidey senses tinglin', I felt somebody lookin'
	Now who this brotha lookin', now he runnin', bookin'
	I' m mad I' m like a fisherman, I almost had my hook in
	I figured I should get up quickly clear my head up,
	Cause Etta got a man I' m feelin' kinda setup
	Now Dude was really fed up yo, he wouldn' t let up
	Homey if I hit you, you might never ever get up
	Now he was not a dancer, plus he wasn' t handsome
	Comin' like Mel Gibson, like I had his girl for ransom
	Yo, Pedro wanna go out side, yo amigo, tranquillo... slide
	CHORUS
	Now rule 3 is easy, please remember that you ain' t on " Beat Street"
	Sweet feet, you ain' t tryin' to win no TV, another dude did a move
	No need to out do it
	Rule 4, out on the floor, don' t be doing moves that don' t nobody do no more
	Draw too much attention to be adventurous out on the floor
	There' s a reason that don' t nobody do ' em no more, you feel me?
	This may be hilarious, but Rule 5 is serious, it' s a shame that we have
	to discuss
	That there' s no lip biting or pelvic thrusts
	I mean you think that move will put the sting on her,
	you too close, tryin' to put a ring on her?
	You don' t know that girl, don' t cling on her don' t put your thing on
	her... cool?!
	CHORUS

	zuò qǔ : Will Smith Troy Johnson
	zuò cí : Johnson, Smith
	Vocal: Will Smith Nicole Scherzinger Of The Pussycat Dol
	INTRO:
	Yo! If you can' t dance, its cool to get up now
	Usually, ya' ll gotta sit on the side, but tonight, it' s cool ... slide...
	CHORUS
	If you can' t dance then this is your jam, baby, left to right all night
	Slide that' s all you gotta do... You can' t dance then this is your jam, baby
	Left to right all night, slide, that' s all you gotta do
	Now we all know the boy at the club, all liquored up,
	Boy with the bub tryin' to pick ' em up, wack dancing,
	' Wooking pa nub', shirt too bright, pants too tight
	Boy settle down
	Now I ain' t just messing with you
	I got better things to do
	I' m trying to help, I got a lesson for you
	I know you do the best you could do
	Wanna get next to Boo, then the less you do the better
	Cause women equate dance with sex
	They gon' see you be like, ' Next'!
	But you gon' be like, ' hold up Ma' ' Next!'
	But she gon' be like, uh huh, ' Next!'
	Now lookahere, rule 1, know ya name,
	if it ain' t Usher, Justin or Hammer, then we can touch ya
	Rule 2, never do a dance you can' t do, why stupid,
	Cause you can' t do it
	CHORUS
	So I' m up in my spot in Miami the other night, right
	this Dude' s out on the floor ODing, just way ' overdancing'
	So his Mommy wanna holla at me
	She thought my name was Billy, I told her it was Willie
	She said she watch my TV show I was very silly
	Told her I was from Philly she looked at me said, ' Really?'
	judging from her tshirt, I could tell that she was chilly
	So I gave her my sweater, she said her name was Etta
	She said she come from Cuba and she just had bought a Jetta
	She said she was glad I met her, let' s go somewhere together
	She said she' d ride in my car cause she knew that it was better
	The conversation cookin', attention getting' tookin'
	My Spidey senses tinglin', I felt somebody lookin'
	Now who this brotha lookin', now he runnin', bookin'
	I' m mad I' m like a fisherman, I almost had my hook in
	I figured I should get up quickly clear my head up,
	Cause Etta got a man I' m feelin' kinda setup
	Now Dude was really fed up yo, he wouldn' t let up
	Homey if I hit you, you might never ever get up
	Now he was not a dancer, plus he wasn' t handsome
	Comin' like Mel Gibson, like I had his girl for ransom
	Yo, Pedro wanna go out side, yo amigo, tranquillo... slide
	CHORUS
	Now rule 3 is easy, please remember that you ain' t on " Beat Street"
	Sweet feet, you ain' t tryin' to win no TV, another dude did a move
	No need to out do it
	Rule 4, out on the floor, don' t be doing moves that don' t nobody do no more
	Draw too much attention to be adventurous out on the floor
	There' s a reason that don' t nobody do ' em no more, you feel me?
	This may be hilarious, but Rule 5 is serious, it' s a shame that we have
	to discuss
	That there' s no lip biting or pelvic thrusts
	I mean you think that move will put the sting on her,
	you too close, tryin' to put a ring on her?
	You don' t know that girl, don' t cling on her don' t put your thing on
	her... cool?!
	CHORUS

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